The Bluesmobile
@bluesmobile.bsky.social
Cop motor, cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. Hates Illinois Nazis.
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
#TeamLiamNissanTM
Don’t try to argue with me. I am a CAR for chrissakes, and my 8-track/onboard SCMOD computer is state-of-the-art in 1980.
#TeamLiamNissanTM
My onboard computer can do this ALL DAY, even while I’m swerving across multiple lanes of oncoming traffic.
December 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My onboard computer can do this ALL DAY, even while I’m swerving across multiple lanes of oncoming traffic.
“ I don’t know about that Sundae Gurl. I haven’t seen anything on that. As you know, I’ve been very busy the last three days making cookies in a tree.”
- Liddle Johnson
- Liddle Johnson
December 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“ I don’t know about that Sundae Gurl. I haven’t seen anything on that. As you know, I’ve been very busy the last three days making cookies in a tree.”
- Liddle Johnson
- Liddle Johnson
That’s why we call him King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
December 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
That’s why we call him King Dementia Don Fitzputin.
That elf should be Liddle Johnson.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
That elf should be Liddle Johnson.
“Danger zone?”
- Jesus Loggins
- Jesus Loggins
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“Danger zone?”
- Jesus Loggins
- Jesus Loggins
He hasn’t touched a vagina since he was born.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
He hasn’t touched a vagina since he was born.
Our Garage Dog Spike got his own shirt on Etsy AND a promo code thanks to our friends at Playshire.
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Our Garage Dog Spike got his own shirt on Etsy AND a promo code thanks to our friends at Playshire.
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
Spike’s Promo code - SPIKEFANS15 - can be used on any item in their store.
www.etsy.com/listing/4417...
@garagedogspike.bsky.social
The Trump Phone will be waterproof so that you can use it in a prison shower.
Just don’t drop it.
“Quiet Piggy!”
Just don’t drop it.
“Quiet Piggy!”
December 4, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Trump Phone will be waterproof so that you can use it in a prison shower.
Just don’t drop it.
“Quiet Piggy!”
Just don’t drop it.
“Quiet Piggy!”
Glass of vodka with a cup-of-vodka chaser.
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Glass of vodka with a cup-of-vodka chaser.
Photo of the Year:
December 3, 2025.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin is sound asleep in the White Home Memory Care Unit while raging alcoholic and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath makes excuses for committing war crimes.
#NaziAmerica
December 3, 2025.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin is sound asleep in the White Home Memory Care Unit while raging alcoholic and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath makes excuses for committing war crimes.
#NaziAmerica
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Photo of the Year:
December 3, 2025.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin is sound asleep in the White Home Memory Care Unit while raging alcoholic and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath makes excuses for committing war crimes.
#NaziAmerica
December 3, 2025.
King Dementia Don Fitzputin is sound asleep in the White Home Memory Care Unit while raging alcoholic and Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hogbreath makes excuses for committing war crimes.
#NaziAmerica
The White Home Memory Care Unit just released King Dementia Don Fitzputin’s MRI results.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The White Home Memory Care Unit just released King Dementia Don Fitzputin’s MRI results.
The scariest thing about King Dementia Don Fitzputin is that he was incredibly stupid EVEN BEFORE he got late-stage dementia.
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The scariest thing about King Dementia Don Fitzputin is that he was incredibly stupid EVEN BEFORE he got late-stage dementia.
Have you no sense of decency, sir?
Free Agent Forehead is a goddamn national treasure. And a bone-if-eyed member of #TeamLiamNissanTM
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@iramona.bsky.social
@antifaforehead.bsky.social
Free Agent Forehead is a goddamn national treasure. And a bone-if-eyed member of #TeamLiamNissanTM
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@iramona.bsky.social
@antifaforehead.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Have you no sense of decency, sir?
Free Agent Forehead is a goddamn national treasure. And a bone-if-eyed member of #TeamLiamNissanTM
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@iramona.bsky.social
@antifaforehead.bsky.social
Free Agent Forehead is a goddamn national treasure. And a bone-if-eyed member of #TeamLiamNissanTM
@sethabramson.bsky.social
@iramona.bsky.social
@antifaforehead.bsky.social
“I once blew a guy because I really needed a ride.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
“I once blew a guy because I really needed a ride.”
Don’t be mad, but I already slurped up all the nitrous oxide.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Don’t be mad, but I already slurped up all the nitrous oxide.
Ohhhhh right … they’re as ignorant and racist as he is.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Ohhhhh right … they’re as ignorant and racist as he is.
How in the holy fuck do 36% approve of this dementia riddled McShitbag?
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
How in the holy fuck do 36% approve of this dementia riddled McShitbag?
This is the most Pittsburgh thing you will see this week:
December 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
This is the most Pittsburgh thing you will see this week: