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mzbehavn.bsky.social
MzBehavn™
@mzbehavn.bsky.social
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X Refugee. (she/her) 🐱🐶 🐎🐴 Equestrian. Foodie 4 Life! 🍟🍕🍣🍿🌯🍦☕️🧁 Fallout4 voice actor🎤BOSTON, MA. ❤️ 🇨🇦 family. Gen-X mom of 2 teens 🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Sarcasm is the key to happiness! 🤪 I blame everything on MENOPAUSE, that b🤬tch. 🤘🏻 #bluecrew 💙 I'm on 🚫 lists! 😂
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · Aug 30
Let that sink in.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2h
Timing is EVERYTHING.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2h
I was called a libtard for the fist time, ever! I have made it to libtard status all because I suggested Trump have the world cup on the White House lawn. 😆 I'm kinda proud of myself!
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 4h
Same!! 😆
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 9h
OMG... 🤣
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 9h
This wins the internet for today. I'm 💀👻🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 17h
Oh my gawd. I'm crying. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 22h
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
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Adelita for Congress @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social · 1d
Speaker Johnson, you ready to swear me in?
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
Meanwhile, in Portland.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
👇🏻
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
Tylenol is a hell of a drug.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
How does he even still have a job? Oh yeah, he's an ex-con. It's an important part of his resume.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
They are in the "Find Out" phase. I'm sitting here in Massachusetts like...
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
I work with animals, so I had to go to work during the lockdown. It was lovely...lol
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 1d
Now, she needs to go sanitize and get some fresh air.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 1d
THIS: 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇
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reasonsvoice.bsky.social @reasonsvoice.bsky.social · 1d
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d
And the one-way lanes in grocery stores.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d
I loved the things!! I wish they would make them again.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 2d
I know it was there!!
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 3d
Turn your phone to the right. Just humor me. 😆
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 3d
🤘🏻⚘️💜
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 3d
You were president on Jan 6th, Puddin’ Brain.
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 3d
🤣
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 3d
Mmhmm
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MzBehavn™ @mzbehavn.bsky.social · 3d
My heart can't handle it.
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