The Wall Street Bull
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The Wall Street Bull
@thewallstbull.bsky.social
I'm the bronzed, muscly dude chillin' out in the Financial District. I see it all, baby. I hear it all, too. Unofficial af. He/him.
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Do I run a G-rated, high-quality account full of useful information and studied opinions? No.

But do I mean well and continually try to do better? Also no.
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Listen 🔊 as Astoria the Wild Turkey finds a Red-tailed Hawk and clucks to alert her friends. She has excellent long-distance vision and is always watching for trouble. 🦃 ❤️ 👀
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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renaming mar-a-lago "black lives matter, trans rights are human rights, and no human is illegal" and then getting mad when kid rock declines to perform there
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Starting an OnlyFans but just for x-rays, MRIs, and colonoscopies
December 30, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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The left says that oligarchs have bought our democracy. They're wrong—oligarchs have bought our republic.
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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NPR’s C.E.O. Was a Right-Wing Target. Then the Real Trouble Started.
www.nytimes.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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The Department of Energy gets community noted for parroting Dear Leader’s lies
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Endless lies 🤥
December 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
All that winning is killing us.
Breaking:

The U.S. labor market lost 41,000 jobs over October and November, and the unemployment rate ticked up to 4.6% — the highest since 2021.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Wiles gives Whipple dirt on Rubio, Vance, Musk, but is loyal to HER team: Miller, Scavino, Budowich. Whipple mildly fact-checks her trying to whitewash Jan 6, but doesn't note: her team ARE Jan 6ers. Miller wrote the J6 speech. Scavino sent the first J6 announcement. Budowich arranged the funds. 3/
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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People are treating Chris Whipple's Susie Wiles articles in Vanity Fair today as big news - the NYT even recapped them. But Wiles is no dummy; she knows how to work the press. These articles read like a Trump press release, excuse after excuse with no pushback. It's the anti-Chotiner interview. 1/
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Judith Elwell #disappeared from her home on a summer evening in 1967. Her disappearance may be related to the murder of Brenda White, a girl close in age who went #missing a month later and was found murdered. #CharleyProject
Judith Ann Elwell – The Charley Project
Judith, circa 1967; Brenda White; Judith's shoe
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November 16, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Alfred Hamilton #disappeared after a night drinking. He didn't want to go home so he went to sleep outdoors on a bench. By morning he was gone. #CharleyProject
Alfred Robert Hamilton – The Charley Project
Hamilton, circa 2016
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The National Weather Service has issued a wind advisory for DEES NUTZ.

Or

The National Weather Service has issued a wind advisory for YO MAMA.

Please vote for your favorite.
November 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The Founders were so concerned about bribery that the Constitution forbids it three separate times. Two emoluments clauses ban officials—unambiguously including the president—from accepting things of value, plus bribery is the only named impeachable offense besides treason.

Unprecedentedly corrupt.
To negotiate a trade deal with the President of the United States, the Swiss government arrived with a "special Rolex desktop clock" and "a 1-kilogram personalized gold bar"

www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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👇🏽
November 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Thank you! California Attorney General Rob Bonta announced today that the state will send its own observers to keep an eye on federal election monitors sent out by the Trump administration before the upcoming election.
Attorney General Rob Bonta says California will have its own observers on Trump's election monitors
As the Trump administration's Department of Justice prepares to send election monitors to California for next week's election, California's attorney general on Monday said the state will have its own ...
www.kcra.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Once again, @mcsweeneys.net does not miss.

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"In 2004, you saw some college guy using me and thought, 'What a lazy cheater.'

Now you’d think, 'At least he’s not asking Gemini.'

In a few years, you’ll say, 'Wow, look, a human being who can read.'"
Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology
“Wikipedia, the constantly changing knowledge base created by a global free-for-all of anonymous users, now stands as the leading force for the dum...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest.
'Washington Post' editorials omit a key disclosure: Bezos' financial ties
Three times in the past two weeks, editorials at the 'Washington Post' failed to disclose that they focused on matters in which owner Jeff Bezos had a material interest.
n.pr
October 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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If your family will be impacted by the lack of food benefits this coming month, the JCC on Staten Island has a free kosher pantry. Please reach out! Its open to everyone regardless of religion www.sijcc.org/foodpantry.h...
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www.sijcc.org
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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How lucky can one family be? Win the presidency and their family business starts booming at exactly the same time!
“.. In the first half of this year, the Trump Organization’s income soared 17-fold to $864 million ..

“.. more than 90% .. came from Trump crypto ventures, including sales of World Liberty tokens.”

@reuters.com $WLFI
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
October 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Donald Trump Challenges YOU To Take Super Hard Clock-Drawing Dementia Test That Proved His Genius
www.wonkette.com/p/donald-tru...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Donald Trump Challenges YOU To Take Super Hard Clock-Drawing Dementia Test That Proved His Genius
He also had to identify 'a tiger, an elephant, a giraffe' in the very difficult assessment.
www.wonkette.com
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Family Hoping Mother Knows Birthday Nature Walk A One-Time Thing https://theonion.com/family-hoping-mother-knows-birthday-nature-walk-a-one-t-1819579377/
October 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM