Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
✡️🗽🇵🇷
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
Melittology, gardening (zone 7) & apiculture on Staten Island. Happy introvert. Extremely early bird with her own worms 🪱. Red Sea Pedestrian
Mom 🧒🏻👧🏻. ❤️s writing, baking, & dying on hills. Prolly outside. Most puns intended.
💙 LET’S GO METS #MetsSky 🧡
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Rachel Figueroa
@jewyorican.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
I made an account poking fun at Mayor Bloomberg’s Spanish skills. He didn’t like it 😂
My day is finally over, I have switched to comfy pants, and my parents are feeding the kids. Brb gonna do absolutely nothing for a bit 🛀
a cat is hanging upside down on a couch with the words `` relax vatog '' written below it .
ALT: a cat is hanging upside down on a couch with the words `` relax vatog '' written below it .
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December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My day is finally over, I have switched to comfy pants, and my parents are feeding the kids. Brb gonna do absolutely nothing for a bit 🛀
My son’s school is doing a 6 7 day 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My son’s school is doing a 6 7 day 🫠
I’ll miss the trumpets more than the actual pitching but still I really liked the trumpets 😢
December 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ll miss the trumpets more than the actual pitching but still I really liked the trumpets 😢
Good morning amigos! It’s cold, the days are getting shorter… and I’m not a fan of either of those things 😅.
Try to stay warm today and try not to be too crabby at people (that’s more for me- cold and dark makes me crabby). But first coffee!
Try to stay warm today and try not to be too crabby at people (that’s more for me- cold and dark makes me crabby). But first coffee!
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Good morning amigos! It’s cold, the days are getting shorter… and I’m not a fan of either of those things 😅.
Try to stay warm today and try not to be too crabby at people (that’s more for me- cold and dark makes me crabby). But first coffee!
Try to stay warm today and try not to be too crabby at people (that’s more for me- cold and dark makes me crabby). But first coffee!
Putting together a book to-do list for the holiday break. What are you reading?
a book called 6 language visual dictionary sits on a shelf with other books
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Putting together a book to-do list for the holiday break. What are you reading?
Ugh why is it so cold out
elmo from sesame street is standing in the snow in front of a sign that says no parking
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December 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ugh why is it so cold out
Late morning walk
December 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Late morning walk
Good morning beautiful people. I hope your day is sane and productive and warm. But first coffee!
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Good morning beautiful people. I hope your day is sane and productive and warm. But first coffee!
X said he was making his own dinner and 10 minutes later he walked out of the kitchen with a mashed potato stuffed hotdog
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
X said he was making his own dinner and 10 minutes later he walked out of the kitchen with a mashed potato stuffed hotdog
A giant buoy washed up
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A giant buoy washed up
Afternoon walk. Real cliffhanger lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Afternoon walk. Real cliffhanger lol
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hid the kids Chanukah presents in the little closet space under the stairs. Next week when I panic because I can’t remember where I hid them, remind me of this lol. But first coffee!!
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Good morning! Happy Sunday! I hid the kids Chanukah presents in the little closet space under the stairs. Next week when I panic because I can’t remember where I hid them, remind me of this lol. But first coffee!!
Neighborhood sunset
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Neighborhood sunset
It’s so crowded there are no shopping carts left at the craft store and it’s catty old lady chaos 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s so crowded there are no shopping carts left at the craft store and it’s catty old lady chaos 🤣
My favorite impact crater is Lonar Lake en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonar_L...
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My favorite impact crater is Lonar Lake en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonar_L...
Good morning beautiful humans! I hope your day is peaceful and all your cocoa has extra marshmallows. But first coffee!
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Good morning beautiful humans! I hope your day is peaceful and all your cocoa has extra marshmallows. But first coffee!
It’s Ma’s dog’s birthday so I brought a gift
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
It’s Ma’s dog’s birthday so I brought a gift
X getting spun around upside down by my brother (something he demands as soon as my brother arrives lol)
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
X getting spun around upside down by my brother (something he demands as soon as my brother arrives lol)
Let’s try this again without typos lol
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Let’s try this again without typos lol
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Struffoli is the reason G-d invented honeybees and Italians (and I’m so happy it’s struffoli season now)
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
December 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Shabbat Shalom darlings may we all know peace soon
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I sat through the World Cup draw so you didn't have to: defector.com/heres-the-20...
Here’s The 2026 World Cup Draw
On Friday, after an interminable procession of songs, skits, interviews, and speeches, including Donald Trump accepting a knock-off Peace Prize, FIFA’s 2026 World Cup draw ceremony finally did the onl...
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December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I sat through the World Cup draw so you didn't have to: defector.com/heres-the-20...
Late morning walk. Look at that moon!
December 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Late morning walk. Look at that moon!