Pretty wild the college national championship is being played at an F1 track.
January 20, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Pretty wild the college national championship is being played at an F1 track.
Watching Oregon lose like
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Watching Oregon lose like
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Oregon right now
January 10, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Oregon right now
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Don't steal pies this Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Don't steal pies this Christmas.
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Quick explainer as to how I can root for Duke football in the ACC championship game:
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Quick explainer as to how I can root for Duke football in the ACC championship game:
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I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I haven’t seen Ole Miss students this riled up since James Meredith enrolled.
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MLS' biggest issue is they want to be looked at as a serious league.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
MLS' biggest issue is they want to be looked at as a serious league.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
No, you're not one. That's your most redeeming quality.
We just watched a best of 3 playoff series that ended in 14 taken penalties in a playoffs that doesnt end until December.
Take pride in being weird and dumb.
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$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
November 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
$18 Mocktail Satisfies Craving To Waste Money https://theonion.com/18-mocktail-satisfies-craving-to-waste-money-1851449216/
I thought he was going to coach from prison using a smuggled burner phone
The NBA announced that Chauncey Billups has been placed on "immediate leave" from the Trail Blazers following today's indictment.
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I thought he was going to coach from prison using a smuggled burner phone
This is not great
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is not great
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Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter
October 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Gwen Stefani wrote a whole song about how she wasn't related to Michigan's punter
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!
For the sake of my mental health, I am turning off this Beaver’s game
a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is crying and saying `` i 'm fine , it 's fine `` .
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October 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
For the sake of my mental health, I am turning off this Beaver’s game
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How big a deal is this game? My sources are telling me that Carrie Underwood—that’s right, the popular country music singer—has been “waiting all day” to watch!
BREAKING: micah parsons, who was evidently traded away recently, is back in texas as his new team, the packers, take on the cowboys, his former team (remember i said he was traded away earlier?). he plays defense.
September 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How big a deal is this game? My sources are telling me that Carrie Underwood—that’s right, the popular country music singer—has been “waiting all day” to watch!
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Me, hoping someone brings me another beer at half time
a woman with curly hair is holding her fingers crossed and saying waiting and wishing .
ALT: a woman with curly hair is holding her fingers crossed and saying waiting and wishing .
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September 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Me, hoping someone brings me another beer at half time
Ok, Timbers. Do something.
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a green flag and a yellow finger
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is holding a green flag and a yellow finger and it says “Go team!!!”
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September 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Ok, Timbers. Do something.
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the autumnal equinox is just a made-up holiday to sell more henges.
September 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the autumnal equinox is just a made-up holiday to sell more henges.
Presented without comment
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Presented without comment
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One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”
September 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”