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Jake
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All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
Bruh seasonal depression got my ass today, but pretty cool it took much longer longer into the year to have a day like this than usual I guess
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Stephen Miller finally guessed Trumps Truth Social password correctly
won’t someone do something about the treasonous lügenpresse
December 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Im going to fucking go insane lol
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Republicans hearing Skyrim battle music out of nowhere all the sudden
December 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Nevermind Chicago cooked with not hosting
US host cities facing at least $250m shortfall due to new Fifa deal

Fifa take virtually all WC revenue, and costs supposed to be covered by sponsors

But cities can’t do big deals as, eg, convenience store Wawa cuts across Fifa deal with McDonald’s

www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
2026 World Cup to cost US host cities upwards of $250m after ‘worst deal in history’
The United States federal government may be forced to cover the shortfall caused by a restrictive deal with Fifa
www.independent.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You wonder how she even got in a relationship with Lex Luthor in the first place
NEW YORK (AP) — Philanthropist MacKenzie Scott increased her donations to nonprofits in 2025, giving $7.1 billion.
December 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Youd never get an answer because they would be in a coma after seeing an interracial relationship on the way to DC
If the colonists who fought the American Revolution were alive today, what do you think they would make of Trump and what's happening in America?
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Its wild how the best content strategy is just make the wildest ragebait you can think of lol
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Not gonna lie I'm super burnt out on soccer SG stuff. Even for Goat Team. It just doesn't feel good putting in a ton of effort for very little impact especially when life in general is so much more chaotic now

Idk why I even wrote this but whatever
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Economy is so bad were getting highwaymen back
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Im feeling real aligned right now tbh
Final: PHX 108, MIN 105
Williams: 22 Pts, 7 Reb, 2 Stl, 7-9 FG
Gillespie: 19-6-4, 6-15 FG
Brooks: 18 Pts, 7-20 FG, 2-8 3P
Edwards: 40 Pts, 9 Reb, 15-21 FG

REALLY impressive win without Devin Booker and Jalen Green
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Every weekend at around 8:30am
You ever literally felt your heart break?
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Rudy Gobert is such a loser man lol
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
How many weight loss medicine commericals can someone see in one day, I almost miss the sports betting ads
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Reposted by Jake
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
theonion.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Its almost Winter Olympics time can I get a hell yeah
December 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your brain has never registered a smell like this man probably smells like after sweating. Your olfactory bulb is never going to forgive you.
In line for the TSA behind this guy
December 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Crockett about to be like this on that campaign trail, the people need this
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Theyre giving Melania speaking roles now too? Things are really dire in the white house bruh
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 7:51 PM
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Companies when they see something go 40 seconds without any ads
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Reposted by Jake
Kickoff for die Frauen in Hamburg! US Fans can watch for free on DAZN! #effzeh
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Aron Johansson
Hey stop doomscrolling real quick

Name the most random mens or women's Bundesliga player you can think of (former or current)
December 8, 2025 at 4:26 PM