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Jake
@brehlol.bsky.social
All my sports teams are bad. Suns/Köln/White Sox/I forgot the rest. Also like video games, other stuff.
"Lose weight with Zepbound!!!"

*3 Domino's Pizza commericals in a row*

"Stop being fat and annoying, get Wegovy today!"

*Burger King and McDonalds commerical*

"Hey ugly, get on Ro today"

*Popeyes commerical*
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It is already super funny seeing online leftists being like "um someones already running for the Dems" after they were just saying "PRIMARY EVERYBODY" all year
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The club has since abandoned their American fanbase too hilariously
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Me being in that 6
a man standing in front of a delivery room sign
ALT: a man standing in front of a delivery room sign
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Early 2000s beauty standards are about to be so back and I really dont think people are ready for the combo of that plus internet insanity
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Nutribullet
December 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
December 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM