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DHS has suspended Greg Bovino’s access to his social media accounts. Now, if he wishes to tell lies with impunity or denigrate Americans based on ethnicity, religion, and political affiliation without significant contradiction, he will be limited to American mainstream media.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
DHS has suspended Greg Bovino’s access to his social media accounts. Now, if he wishes to tell lies with impunity or denigrate Americans based on ethnicity, religion, and political affiliation without significant contradiction, he will be limited to American mainstream media.
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if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
if bovino is out and conservatives are turning on noem then there is a real opportunity to demand that miller resign too.
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How many journalists did Jeff Bezos fire while paying $40 million for an authorized Melania documentary
A bloodbath at The Washington Post. What a terrible day for journalism.
January 26, 2026 at 8:29 PM
How many journalists did Jeff Bezos fire while paying $40 million for an authorized Melania documentary
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Five of the same answer to the question “Is it ever possible to have enough money”
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Five of the same answer to the question “Is it ever possible to have enough money”
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Something jarring about seeing peanut butter and chocolate in the same candy bar.
Something jarring about seeing Hillary Clinton and Tucker Carlson on the same speech program.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
This is for a Saudi Real Estate conference starting tomorrow.
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Something jarring about seeing peanut butter and chocolate in the same candy bar.
Leni Riefenstahl is dead, so they had to settle on Brett Rattner as the director of this very important documentary
On tonight’s White House agenda:
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
Trump and guests will get a private screening of MELANIA, the documentary about the First Lady, @thr.com reports.
Attendees include Apple CEO Tim Cook, Amazon CEO Andy Jassy, Mike Tyson, per the article.
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Leni Riefenstahl is dead, so they had to settle on Brett Rattner as the director of this very important documentary
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OK it is kinda funny that Bill Kristol, as responsible as any media figure is for the excesses of the 9/11 State, is now saying that ICE/CBP need to be utterly uprooted
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 PM
OK it is kinda funny that Bill Kristol, as responsible as any media figure is for the excesses of the 9/11 State, is now saying that ICE/CBP need to be utterly uprooted
Every accusation is a tactical-gear dork looking in a funhouse mirror
Noem lies shamelessly: "An individual approached order Patrol officers with a 9mm semi-automatic gun. The officers attempted to disarm this individual, but the armed suspect reacted violently. This looks like a situation where an individual arrived to inflict maximum damage and kill law enforcement"
January 24, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Every accusation is a tactical-gear dork looking in a funhouse mirror
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun (who might actually be a good guy) is to let a bunch of IDF-trained masked guys with guns make steroid-addled decisions about what type of guys or gals they're dealing with. That's the only way.
The new conservative position on gun control is apparently that lawfully carrying a licensed handgun means you deserve to be executed in the street by masked federal agents
January 24, 2026 at 11:22 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a gun (who might actually be a good guy) is to let a bunch of IDF-trained masked guys with guns make steroid-addled decisions about what type of guys or gals they're dealing with. That's the only way.
I can't wrap my mind around this contradiction: If she can make the collective give her an atom bomb, she could easily make the collective destroy her eggs ... or forbid them from doing any kind of stem cell collection #Pluribus
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 AM
I can't wrap my mind around this contradiction: If she can make the collective give her an atom bomb, she could easily make the collective destroy her eggs ... or forbid them from doing any kind of stem cell collection #Pluribus
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DHS this is your communications director speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting about how everyone hates you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
DHS this is your communications director speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting about how everyone hates you.
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here's a homing carrot
January 22, 2026 at 10:01 PM
here's a homing carrot
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1st semester of law school, I got multiple profs and practitioners lovingly referencing this picture of Scalia and RBG, calling it the ideal of SCOTUS relationships. Then, I got to hear Justice Sotomayor bring it up approvingly in a public event at the school. A real “jig is up, huh” moment for me.
March 15, 2024 at 7:27 PM
1st semester of law school, I got multiple profs and practitioners lovingly referencing this picture of Scalia and RBG, calling it the ideal of SCOTUS relationships. Then, I got to hear Justice Sotomayor bring it up approvingly in a public event at the school. A real “jig is up, huh” moment for me.
The bartender at this place is playing lots of pop-punk and he's got one of those SoCal surfer guy accents, I'm not sure whether to call it an accent or an affectation. That kind of slow drawl that connotes chillness, but seems like that chill could disappear instantly if something sets him off.
January 23, 2026 at 2:24 AM
The bartender at this place is playing lots of pop-punk and he's got one of those SoCal surfer guy accents, I'm not sure whether to call it an accent or an affectation. That kind of slow drawl that connotes chillness, but seems like that chill could disappear instantly if something sets him off.
It's embarrassing how often I have to tell my fellow Gen-Xers that they've fallen for AI slop. It's embarrassing how often I myself have fallen for AI slop. The enshittification gets exponentially boosted every day.
January 22, 2026 at 3:17 AM
It's embarrassing how often I have to tell my fellow Gen-Xers that they've fallen for AI slop. It's embarrassing how often I myself have fallen for AI slop. The enshittification gets exponentially boosted every day.
I can't believe this Greenland bullshit it being treated with any degree of seriousness by anyone.
January 19, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I can't believe this Greenland bullshit it being treated with any degree of seriousness by anyone.
Completely fucking absurd. Also reminiscent of that old Onion article where Obama and the Sierra Club were throwing insulting tweets at each other www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/u...
Read the Texts Between Trump and Norway’s Prime Minister About Greenland
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Completely fucking absurd. Also reminiscent of that old Onion article where Obama and the Sierra Club were throwing insulting tweets at each other www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/u...
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holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this
January 17, 2026 at 3:30 AM
holy shit you guys. i am already plotting a National Treasure and/or Ocean’s Eleven scheme to steal this
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This is hilarious and I applaud the hilarity. Let’s be honest. Probably best just close CBS News down now before it gets more embarrassing.
“Huge internal concern” among CBS staff over that “internal bleeding” story.
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
www.theguardian.com/media/2026/j...
![The network’s top editor, Bari Weiss, expressed a high level of interest in the story on an editorial call Wednesday morning, according to staffers who listened.
“There was big internal dissension about the ‘internal bleeding’ report here last night,” the CBS News staffer, who was not authorized to speak publicly, said . “It was viewed as a thinly-veiled, anonymous leak by [the Trump administration] to someone who’d carry it online.”
“Felt to many here like we were carrying water for the admin’s justifying of the shooting to keep our access to our sources,” said a second network staffer, who was also not authorized to comment.
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January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
This is hilarious and I applaud the hilarity. Let’s be honest. Probably best just close CBS News down now before it gets more embarrassing.
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One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
One of the stories that makes me the saddest out of this ICE invasion is one out of the Minnesota Star Tribune today about ICE agents eating at a little Mexican restaurant in the small town of Willmar, Minn, —and then, when they were done, arresting some of the workers.
They had an alter ego?
January 16, 2026 at 1:11 AM
They had an alter ego?
Tenmont Bench
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Tenmont Bench
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Please send me 5 invite codes to the Dark Web
November 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Please send me 5 invite codes to the Dark Web
11.22.63 is about James Franco travelling back in time to get uncancelled
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
11.22.63 is about James Franco travelling back in time to get uncancelled
Those who rush to his defense tend to be ... I'm not sure if I've seen anybody rushing to his defense
It's been a while since I saw someone less mourned than Scott Adams. Not a judgment, just an observation. And maybe a warning.
January 14, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Those who rush to his defense tend to be ... I'm not sure if I've seen anybody rushing to his defense