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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · Jul 7
Don’t forget to turn on my post notifications so that you can slowly descend into terminally online madness with me
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i have just been informed that the employer that fired me for this page has gone under. let this be a warning to you all.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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At 67K followers I’ll show my kids and make them lose their goddamned minds
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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the louvroboros is alive and well
November 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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the juice
[username redacted] Willingly flirting with a CTE diagnosis as tribute? You can tell who feels safe in this country when you look at the demographic of the folks that go out of their way to put themselves in harm's way for shits and giggles. Marcus Hutchins@malwaretech.com • 8h I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It's basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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amandasmith.bsky.social
Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc
Crosstitch guide image reads “this machine kills fascists” with clipart images of an onion, a sub and a bottle of mustard
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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whysharksmatter.bsky.social
BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!
November 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social Diasporic Minnesotan Loves Sweater Weather @diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social · 5d
If the sandwich don't split, you must acquit.
jamieson.bsky.social Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 5d
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.

"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.

"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this
Honestly the way you defend umpires at every turn makes me question how you feel about misuse of force/police brutality
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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arocktoclingto.bsky.social
What
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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amybrown.xyz
i got blueskied last night
I said “new york city will experience a baby boom in ten months (they tell you it's nine but they're lying)” And a guy replied “My wife was adamant that it was actually 10 months. "It's 40 weeks. 4 weeks in a month = 10 months." Okay, but there are not actually 4 weeks per month. 280 days is 40 weeks. If a month is 365/12 = 30.4 days, then there are 9.2 months in 280 days. Rounds up to 10 only if you're >9 days overdue.”
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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[through gritted midwestern teeth] congrats nyc
Antifa Super Horse @ The C. @cabalittl... • 10h Bluesky rn The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room. ••• • 2h Alcohol is one or un So: there is pain in the room.
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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An actual goat‬ ‪@kokorozek.satan.social‬ Amazed that in the year of our lord 2025 people are still pulling the “eyyyy c‘mon you can’t hit me, it’s my birthday! I’m the birthday boy!” ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ What lord? ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ "Year of Our Lord" is the English translation of Anno Domini, which refers to the Christian God and is not an implicit statement of faith, in common usage it's simply the designation we give to any year following 1 B.C. You can use C.E for "common era" if you prefer. Hope that clears things up. ‪Ava Rose-Shirley‬ ‪@cinderelladesade.bsky.social‬ Do you always get off on over explaining the bleeding obvious, or is today your birthday? I’m sick of people barging in and making bad faith arguments without taking half a fuckin’ second to consider the possibility that I intended to challenge all theological notions— from a humanist POV.. JFC! ‪Ultraviolent Lights‬ ‪@ultraviolentlights.bsky.social‬ Sorry, what does JFC stand for?
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Reality Intrudes @realityintrudes.bsky.social Marriage would get in the way of stopping fascism. My wife would probably be nagging at everything I say and do, just like YOU.
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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valentinexyz.bsky.social Valentinexyz @valentinexyz.bsky.social · 6d
I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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snufkinlib.bsky.social
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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samthielman.com
we got a live one folks
November 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Ephraim Stone@testonewrites.bsky.social • 7h Okay so it seems like I need to restate this, Meggie. I pray to the Most High that your partner dies before they are old and that the Most High kills everyone you love before they are grown, and that you live to be 120. ••• Ephraim Stone @testonewrites.bsky.social I pray that the sea rises against you. I pray that the land poisons itself against you. I pray that you, your loved ones, and every one you care about faces food insecurity and housing insecurity without relief. I pray that therapy, higher education, and medical relief is forever out of reach.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Lynda Carter @lyndacarter.bsky.social • 16h I see this little argument about Wonder Woman being brunette... Reminder! Wonder Woman is within all of us, and sometimes, she has blonde hair like Sabrina Carpenter! gregoryb.gonzalez @gregorybgonzalez.bsky.social No offense, but she really doesn't. But no one's saying she can't wear the costume.
November 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
man come on
Me: If you have Halloween decorations up but no treats, you deserve tricks. That's the agreement. THAT IS A BINDING COMPACT. Guy: There is no such thing as a contract that obliges one to break the law, or allows one to break the law by contractual obligation. Any such contract is null and void on it's face. Unless the tricks are limited to minor annoyances, watch what you do.
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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pfrazee.com Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com · 9d
"Torment Nexus" comes from this tweet and is often used now to describe the kind of negative experiences you can have with social networks, like getting dogpiled or harassed or being pushed into conflict
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus
November 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
I love you so much, Bluesky
If you have violent thoughts resulting from a lack of basic courtesy by motorists, try riding a bike where that routine lack of courtesy directly endangers your life, and then tell me what you should legally be allowed to do? • Kevin M. Kruse • @kevinmkruse.bsky.social • 1d If you let someone cut in front if you in traffic and they don't do the little hand wave as thanks, you should be legally allowed to ram their car.
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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smdh of all the places to get doxxed — it’s threads
gayfatfriend 5h I was hoping the Louvre thieves would be hot, but this is ridiculous. He looks like Al. He's so beautiful, he looks like he's FROM the Louvre. Guess he also stole my breath because I can't breathe. Come on. photo of a ridiculously pretty man by every metric
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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bugmom.bsky.social
this website rocks
me: punched a stink bug outta the air random person: All creatures deserve kindness, even if they’re annoying. This sucks to read.
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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supernaturaltan.bsky.social @supernaturaltan.bsky.social One of my best friends ran with 1%'s for decades and has an SS symbol on the back of his neck. There are few people I trust more. Let's move on.
October 30, 2025 at 5:08 PM