Valentinexyz
@valentinexyz.bsky.social
A guy named Mike.
I have never learned how to shut the fuck up.
He/him
I have never learned how to shut the fuck up.
He/him
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Seeing a lot of "why even vote for Dems?" today, when the thing people are upset about losing was literally created, and passed by Dems.
November 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Seeing a lot of "why even vote for Dems?" today, when the thing people are upset about losing was literally created, and passed by Dems.
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The emperor has no clothes. We should be able to state this obvious fact without having to ritually suck the dick of every dirt farmer in Ohio while apologizing for our existence.
Trump: "The reason I don't want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows it's far less expensive under Trump than it was under Sleepy Joe Biden and the prices are way down."
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The emperor has no clothes. We should be able to state this obvious fact without having to ritually suck the dick of every dirt farmer in Ohio while apologizing for our existence.
This was always destined to be hilarious, but it’s really hilarious in a world where Mamdani is the only one to win by single digits while his most parasocial Stans demand blood from everyone who didn’t kneel before the people’s champion and King of Kings with enough reverence.
After Zohran wins by double-digits, Abigail Spanberger wins by 4, and Mikie Sherrill wins by 1, I’m mentally preparing myself for a dozen headlines saying “Why Sherrill & Spanberger are the REAL future of the Democratic Party”
November 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This was always destined to be hilarious, but it’s really hilarious in a world where Mamdani is the only one to win by single digits while his most parasocial Stans demand blood from everyone who didn’t kneel before the people’s champion and King of Kings with enough reverence.
I spent time canvassing in Washington Township “to juice D turnout, even if we still lose the county” and admittedly got discouraged by some Citarelli signs and shitty canvass responses.
This means so fucking much to me.
This means so fucking much to me.
Gloucester County: Sherrill +3
6 Point shift left from 2024
13 POINT SHIFT LEFT FROM 2021
6 Point shift left from 2024
13 POINT SHIFT LEFT FROM 2021
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I spent time canvassing in Washington Township “to juice D turnout, even if we still lose the county” and admittedly got discouraged by some Citarelli signs and shitty canvass responses.
This means so fucking much to me.
This means so fucking much to me.
It’s been a while, old friend.
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
It’s been a while, old friend.
The people demand grave pissing.
JUST IN: And, a closer race, but a huge result: Decision Desk HQ has called Virginia AG for Jones, the Democrat. election-night.decisiondeskhq.com/date/2025-11...
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The people demand grave pissing.
COME BACK IN 2029 FOR THE HAT TRICK YOU FUCK
November 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
COME BACK IN 2029 FOR THE HAT TRICK YOU FUCK
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT NOW
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT NOW
WHAT
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT NOW
STOP THE FUCKING COUNT NOW
Every 2026 swing district primary is gonna be a game of “Who can fedpost hard enough to win over people like this lady?”
November 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Every 2026 swing district primary is gonna be a game of “Who can fedpost hard enough to win over people like this lady?”
There’s criticizing Chuck Schumer for being a dipshit wrecker and probably voting for Cuomo’s rapist ass and then there’s “Why aren’t “elected Democrats” (Including, what, fucking out of state members of Congress?) fluffing our most special boy on his big special day :(“
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
There’s criticizing Chuck Schumer for being a dipshit wrecker and probably voting for Cuomo’s rapist ass and then there’s “Why aren’t “elected Democrats” (Including, what, fucking out of state members of Congress?) fluffing our most special boy on his big special day :(“
I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I ASSURE you, Bluesky gets jokes.
Not the point, but since fucking when has “the console wars” referred specifically to the competition between the Xbox and PlayStation brands?
October 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Not the point, but since fucking when has “the console wars” referred specifically to the competition between the Xbox and PlayStation brands?
+2 Dem seats is like the absolute bare fucking minimum, right?
Colorado Democratic Attorney General Phil Weiser, who's running to be Colorado's next governor in 2026, said Thursday that he is calling on Colorado to join the redistricting battle between red states and blue states.
Can we get rid of Boebert, please?
www.9news.com/article/news...
Can we get rid of Boebert, please?
www.9news.com/article/news...
Attorney General Phil Weiser calls on Colorado to join redistricting battle
Democratic Attorney General Weiser said Thursday that he is in favor of redrawing Congressional maps in Colorado to offset redistricting in Republican-led states.
www.9news.com
October 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
+2 Dem seats is like the absolute bare fucking minimum, right?
I MISSED PATTON OSWALT???
October 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I MISSED PATTON OSWALT???
I hope the guy who drove by the Wilmington, Delaware No Kings and revved the fuck out of their engine just to be a dick dies mad about it in a more caring, more empathetic, more understanding, and more supportive country that he will neither recognize nor appreciate.
October 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I hope the guy who drove by the Wilmington, Delaware No Kings and revved the fuck out of their engine just to be a dick dies mad about it in a more caring, more empathetic, more understanding, and more supportive country that he will neither recognize nor appreciate.
Artist’s rendition of a Michigan man watching a local State Senator give a speech at the October No Kings rally. (2025)
October 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Artist’s rendition of a Michigan man watching a local State Senator give a speech at the October No Kings rally. (2025)
I fucking love regular Raisin Bran.
October 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I fucking love regular Raisin Bran.
The schizo vibes.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
October 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The schizo vibes.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
The wack ass political take.
The trickery involved in making a rambling, thousand-word skeet.
The butchered meme format.
It’s beautiful.
There’s a pizza joint where I grew up in South Jersey that’s fucking amazing and one time like 15 years ago, the owner’s kid went on Hell’s Kitchen and bombed. Let’s give it to that guy.
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
There’s a pizza joint where I grew up in South Jersey that’s fucking amazing and one time like 15 years ago, the owner’s kid went on Hell’s Kitchen and bombed. Let’s give it to that guy.
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You’ve heard of Green Lantern Theory of the Presidency, but get ready for Green Lantern Theory of the Minority Party that Controls 0/3 Branches of the Federal Government.
October 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You’ve heard of Green Lantern Theory of the Presidency, but get ready for Green Lantern Theory of the Minority Party that Controls 0/3 Branches of the Federal Government.
Every minute spent posting this is a minute not spent touching up that Harry Potter-themed protest sign.
I agree asking for Trump’s help is not the best idea but she clearly did that. Also, stop calling him Hitler, there so many better nicknames for him, like Agolf Shitler, Epstien’s BFF, Cheeto Benito, etc.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every minute spent posting this is a minute not spent touching up that Harry Potter-themed protest sign.
I will always laugh at bad things happening to Trump supporters and will always roll my eyes at the scolds telling me not to.
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I will always laugh at bad things happening to Trump supporters and will always roll my eyes at the scolds telling me not to.
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
…But as you say, this “FAFO” moment you’re celebrating is specifically happening to the residents of Huntsville and ahhhh fuck, whaddaya know!
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This was the final Wii game, released in November of 2019.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
October 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This was the final Wii game, released in November of 2019.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.
A brand new Wii (released in 2006) game was launched one month before Trump’s first impeachment and the first documented cases of Covid-19.
A game for the fucking Wii postdates every major Switch release before Pokemon SWSH.