TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
The Gospel of Eros
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Gospel of Eros
Fuck Trump. Fuck Putin. May they burn together in a hell on earth and may we all get to witness it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fuck Trump. Fuck Putin. May they burn together in a hell on earth and may we all get to witness it.
Call her piggy. Tell her you're just being blunt and honest. And that's why she loves you.
Better question would be: why does the president insult women reporters?
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Call her piggy. Tell her you're just being blunt and honest. And that's why she loves you.
This is a big deal but I have a serious question.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
At least George W. Bush tried to hide it a little. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
This is a big deal but I have a serious question.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Why are they all so unattractive? Bessent looks like the product of 3+ generations of brother-sister breeding and Ingraham is just terrifyingly zombie-ish.
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
If you haven't watched Death by Lightning yet, you should. Excellent approach to a piece of history that really doesn't get more than glossed over in most people's history education. Also, Michael Shannon as Garfield is fantastic. But Matthew Macfayden's Guiteau steals every scene he's in. Wow.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
If you haven't watched Death by Lightning yet, you should. Excellent approach to a piece of history that really doesn't get more than glossed over in most people's history education. Also, Michael Shannon as Garfield is fantastic. But Matthew Macfayden's Guiteau steals every scene he's in. Wow.
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Even odds he turns up dead before Sunday.
holy shit mike johnson is SHOOK on Epstein vote in Senate
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Even odds he turns up dead before Sunday.
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
Here's to hoping this is the best analogy ever penned.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
I don't know if the Epstein vote is a one-off or not, but I've been thinkin of that very thin, translucent sticker film that comes when you order, say, a new monitor. It's devilishly hard to get the first little bit of the corner to separate but once you do, the entire thing pulls off very easily.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Here's to hoping this is the best analogy ever penned.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
Or typed, rather.
I'm personally fond of the implicit idea that that stubborn cover, while annoying and intrusive, is also easy to see through.
Just like Republican logic.
As much crying as that felonious fuckwit of a racist asshole does you should probably pick up a case of those for him.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
As much crying as that felonious fuckwit of a racist asshole does you should probably pick up a case of those for him.
Rocks as in 🤘🏽
Fox chyron reads "ANTI-ICE PROTESTS ROCK CHARLOTTE" while in the background on their liveshot you can see people in frog and dinosaur costumes
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Rocks as in 🤘🏽
Rock bottom is only an inconvenience to scumbags with jackhammers where their consciences should be.
Donald Trump could have just kept his mouth shut about Jamal Khashoggi.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
But to smear a dead journalist, while sitting with the person accused of orchestrating his murder is just vile.
Every time this administration hits rock bottom, a trap door seems to open.
Cretin behavior.
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Rock bottom is only an inconvenience to scumbags with jackhammers where their consciences should be.
Pictured: The ultimate irony of Capitalism.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pictured: The ultimate irony of Capitalism.
Solid advice.
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Solid advice.
If the latter is the case I guarantee impeachment evidence exists to counter any claims.
Let him try.
Let him try.
He knows they have the votes to filibuster in the Senate.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
Or they have successfully destroyed everything showing he knew all about what Epstein was doing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
If the latter is the case I guarantee impeachment evidence exists to counter any claims.
Let him try.
Let him try.
100% the best take.
Reality Winner wins reality.
Reality Winner wins reality.
You couldn't waterboard me into talking about having a raspy voice while the entire country is talking about whose dick was down my throat.
Could not.
Could not.
President Donald Trump explained his raspy voice by revealing that he had recently shouted at "stupid" people "about something having to do with trade.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
100% the best take.
Reality Winner wins reality.
Reality Winner wins reality.
FWIW, this is a hot rod. I love this Crusader and she loves me and we're going to get married and have us a couple of A-7s and nobody is gonna stop us.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
FWIW, this is a hot rod. I love this Crusader and she loves me and we're going to get married and have us a couple of A-7s and nobody is gonna stop us.
And you know what? I hope they fucking pile on his senile ass when it's in a home. I hope his family never knows a day of peace. I hope his grotesque legacy ruins the entirety of his progeny. And I hope he dies in his own shitty diaper crying for his daddy.
Fuck that Nazi pedo piece of shit.
Fuck that Nazi pedo piece of shit.
Hear me out …
I think there’s a chance Trump might be losing his mind.
I think there’s a chance Trump might be losing his mind.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
And you know what? I hope they fucking pile on his senile ass when it's in a home. I hope his family never knows a day of peace. I hope his grotesque legacy ruins the entirety of his progeny. And I hope he dies in his own shitty diaper crying for his daddy.
Fuck that Nazi pedo piece of shit.
Fuck that Nazi pedo piece of shit.
The Hoggie bit is maybe the only perfect description I've ever read in my life. My ribs hurt now. Bravo.
My man looks like Temu Mel Gibson.
Like they microwaved a Stretch Armstrong doll.
Like Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive hobo.
Like a 7/11 hot dog got its wish to become a real boy.
Like a Pixar film about a catcher's mitt.
Like Hoggle from Labyrinth had a court date.
Like they microwaved a Stretch Armstrong doll.
Like Peter Parker was bit by a radioactive hobo.
Like a 7/11 hot dog got its wish to become a real boy.
Like a Pixar film about a catcher's mitt.
Like Hoggle from Labyrinth had a court date.
I know the real concern is the lack of journalistic integrity but I think the real crime here is seeing this face and thinking to yourself "yes I need more of that" His eyes don't even line up. This is a clear case of royals inbreeding
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The Hoggie bit is maybe the only perfect description I've ever read in my life. My ribs hurt now. Bravo.
15 isn't barely legal. It's not even almost legal. The mental gymnastics she's doing are appalling. Someone needs to make the following statement to her: "So you are okay with this happening to your daughter. "
Don't ask her. Tell her.
So. Fucking. Gross.
Don't ask her. Tell her.
So. Fucking. Gross.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
15 isn't barely legal. It's not even almost legal. The mental gymnastics she's doing are appalling. Someone needs to make the following statement to her: "So you are okay with this happening to your daughter. "
Don't ask her. Tell her.
So. Fucking. Gross.
Don't ask her. Tell her.
So. Fucking. Gross.
1) Hegseth definitely pronounces the operation name as Shouthern Shpear *hic*.
2) Are any career general officers going to stop this illegal, insane bullshit?
3) The time for open rebellion is now. We have to stop this nightmare.
2) Are any career general officers going to stop this illegal, insane bullshit?
3) The time for open rebellion is now. We have to stop this nightmare.
😡I told you he’d distract in a nuclear way. That Pedo is covering is crotch with human lives. 😡
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
1) Hegseth definitely pronounces the operation name as Shouthern Shpear *hic*.
2) Are any career general officers going to stop this illegal, insane bullshit?
3) The time for open rebellion is now. We have to stop this nightmare.
2) Are any career general officers going to stop this illegal, insane bullshit?
3) The time for open rebellion is now. We have to stop this nightmare.
Most likely (and worse than OP worst case) case: He was an organizer and participant.
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Most likely (and worse than OP worst case) case: He was an organizer and participant.