TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
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Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal.
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thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
I'm attending No Kings's event, “NO KINGS San Antonio” - sign up now to join me! www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...
NO KINGS San Antonio · Mobilize
Hosted by SATX Indivisible and 50501 SATX. **In America, we don’t put up with would-be kings.** Our peaceful movement is only getting bigger and stronger. “NO KINGS” is more than just a slogan—it’s the foundation our nation was built upon. Born in the streets, carried by millions in chants and on posters, it echoes from city blocks to rural town squares, uniting people across this country to fight dictatorship together. The president thinks his rule is absolute. But in America, we don’t have kings, and we won’t back down against chaos, corruption, and cruelty. Grow our movement and join us. 📍 Where: Travis Park, 301 E Travis St., San Antonio, TX, 78205 📅 When: October 18, 2025, 4pm-6pm 🚶‍♂️ March starts at 5pm Check out the 50501 SATX Link Tree for to sign up to VOLUNTEER & other resources: https://linktr.ee/50501satx Follow SATX Indivisible on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/SATXIndivisible And on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/satx-indivisible.bsky.social _A core principle behind all No Kings events is a commitment to nonviolent action. We expect all participants to seek to de-escalate any potential confrontation with those who disagree with our values and to act lawfully at these events. Weapons of any kind, including those legally permitted, should not be brought to events._
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thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Welcome to the party on the greatest Yugo documentary ever made. 😁
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Self-awareness: 1

Kid Rock: 0
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Luck is an absolute value. The penny has to come up heads sometimes.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
This is a tangy kind of bittersweet. It was glorious and direct and spoke to the world. It is one thing for everyone to know it. It's another for it to be said aloud.

But Donald Trump fucking exists.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
This is turning into a real life South Park episode.

How profoundly stupid is Buddy Carter? This is over the goddamned rainbow insane.
atrupar.com
Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Thanks for reminding me. Gotta go.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
I think we need to stop focusing on his mental decline and moreso highlight that he's a deranged moron.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
I second this post
Come writhe against my body
This lonely poet
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Solid bookending. I call with the entirety of Live in Aught 3.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
I'll see your Levelland and raise you Pinocchio in Vegas.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
James McMurtry is the top of my list.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Perfect answer.
adamkinzinger.substack.com
MAGA: “why didn’t Biden release the files and why didn’t you guys call for it?!”

America: “Because we assumed the justice dept was doing their job. But you all demanded it and now Trump is panicking…. So uh, ya now we def want to know why he’s panicking.”

See? Easy!
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
That's exactly what happened and it's going to happen until they spark the war they so desperately want. They want martial law. They want chaos.
jaredlholt.bsky.social
This really makes it sound like a Border Patrol agent tried to kill an anti-ICE activist in Chicago and DHS lied to cover for him
chicago.suntimes.com
Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
He always out there, just lookin' for crime. Look at him lookin' for it.
joncooper-us.bsky.social
Seriously, why does Kash Patel always look like a deer in the headlights? 👀
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
There are a lot of NASCAR fans forming a much more positive opinion of Danica Patrick than they used to have right about now. I guarantee it.
georgetakei.bsky.social
Bad Bunny’s got them hopping mad!
The image shows two X posts. The first, by Alex Cole (@acnewstics
) from 1 day ago, states: "This country eats tacos, drinks tequila, and dances to reggaeton, but god forbid we hear Spanish for 15 minutes at halftime?" The second, by Pop Crave (@PopCrave
) from 1 day ago, states: "Former racecar driver Danica Patrick slams Bad Bunny as the Super Bowl 2026 halftime headliner: 'No songs in English should not be allowed at one of America's highest rated television events of the year... not just for sports.'" The post includes photos of Danica Patrick and Bad Bunny.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Anybody in San Antonio wanna come over? I'm lonely and bored.
thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
He punched a wall two weeks after punching a wall, and the language implies it's a common occurrence.