TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
Melville was a visionary. He understood the nature of man.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
December 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Melville was a visionary. He understood the nature of man.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
He also wrote Bartleby the Scrivener which both predicted my current feelings towards work and gave us Office Space.
I repeat: visionary.
For a guy who hates gays, Pete Hegseth sure seems to have a weird obsession with male appearance and physique.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
Hegseth reversed the policy Mark Esper put in place in 2020, which was designed to prevent “discrimination, prejudice, and bias in all ranks.” Hegseth wants to know what they look like when these decisions are made.
December 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
For a guy who hates gays, Pete Hegseth sure seems to have a weird obsession with male appearance and physique.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
I hope he's got plenty of whiskey in that closet he's in.
My grandfather at 15. That's an Aeronca Champ he's holding onto. He passed 5 years ago. He taught me to fly in a 1957 Tri-Pacer. Godspeed, Chief. I miss you every day.
December 8, 2025 at 11:05 AM
My grandfather at 15. That's an Aeronca Champ he's holding onto. He passed 5 years ago. He taught me to fly in a 1957 Tri-Pacer. Godspeed, Chief. I miss you every day.
Scott Bessent is high up in the ranking for the stupidest motherfucker of the bunch.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
Bessent: "I'm involved in the agricultural industry. I run a soybean farm."
Brennan: "You own one. You invest in it."
Bessent: "And people in my family go out and work on it. I actually just divested from it this week."
Brennan: "You own one. You invest in it."
Bessent: "And people in my family go out and work on it. I actually just divested from it this week."
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Scott Bessent is high up in the ranking for the stupidest motherfucker of the bunch.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
I honestly don't know how this chinless, spineless moron ties his own shoes. Or breathes.
I bet someone cuts his meat for him.
It's infuriating. This whole confederacy of fascist dunces... It hurts my head.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
When this worthless sonofabitch is dying in his own slobber, all knurled up and crying for his mommy (who hated him), I want a live stream on him 24/7.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
This will be remembered as the most pathetic moment in American history. What a needy fool.
December 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When this worthless sonofabitch is dying in his own slobber, all knurled up and crying for his mommy (who hated him), I want a live stream on him 24/7.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
He has made me cruel. I will never forgive him.
But I will let him have the fruits of his labor.
Fuck him and everyone in his orbit.
The world's best grenade target.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The world's best grenade target.
How does one "hoosi?"
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How does one "hoosi?"
Skyraider update. We're getting down to the fun stuff. Had an unfortunate accident with a decal that is going to become the starting point for this model's story. (I am not a scale modeler. I'm an impressionist modeler. All of my models tell a story based on how I see it, not on how things are.)
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Skyraider update. We're getting down to the fun stuff. Had an unfortunate accident with a decal that is going to become the starting point for this model's story. (I am not a scale modeler. I'm an impressionist modeler. All of my models tell a story based on how I see it, not on how things are.)
Oh man. So good.
December 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Oh man. So good.
If we make it to midterms, day one we undo everything this grotesque orange piece of shit has ever done.
We should erase his fucking family from the collective consciousness. Scorched earth on all things trump.
It's past time to be rid of this pariah and his progeny.
We should erase his fucking family from the collective consciousness. Scorched earth on all things trump.
It's past time to be rid of this pariah and his progeny.
Donald Trump just removed Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth from the list of free entry days at national parks.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
They are being replaced with Trump’s birthday.
December 6, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If we make it to midterms, day one we undo everything this grotesque orange piece of shit has ever done.
We should erase his fucking family from the collective consciousness. Scorched earth on all things trump.
It's past time to be rid of this pariah and his progeny.
We should erase his fucking family from the collective consciousness. Scorched earth on all things trump.
It's past time to be rid of this pariah and his progeny.
We are living in an occupied country. Make peace with what we are likely going to have to do to get out of it.
Politicians won't fight this fight. They're still hoping to talk them down.
You can't talk down people who have no conscience.
They'll have no qualms killing us. Do not go gentle.
Politicians won't fight this fight. They're still hoping to talk them down.
You can't talk down people who have no conscience.
They'll have no qualms killing us. Do not go gentle.
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
We are living in an occupied country. Make peace with what we are likely going to have to do to get out of it.
Politicians won't fight this fight. They're still hoping to talk them down.
You can't talk down people who have no conscience.
They'll have no qualms killing us. Do not go gentle.
Politicians won't fight this fight. They're still hoping to talk them down.
You can't talk down people who have no conscience.
They'll have no qualms killing us. Do not go gentle.
Finally saw Fantastic Four: First Steps. What a disappointing waste of some really cool production design. It's an awful film. I feel embarrassed for the cast. Holy hoecakes it's bad.
December 4, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Finally saw Fantastic Four: First Steps. What a disappointing waste of some really cool production design. It's an awful film. I feel embarrassed for the cast. Holy hoecakes it's bad.
Anyone want to come over and just be silly?
And also maybe help me clean my kitchen? Sillily?
And also maybe help me clean my kitchen? Sillily?
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Anyone want to come over and just be silly?
And also maybe help me clean my kitchen? Sillily?
And also maybe help me clean my kitchen? Sillily?
Rare, hand-drawn, 1 of 1 limited run baseball card. $240K obo.
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Rare, hand-drawn, 1 of 1 limited run baseball card. $240K obo.
Because there is no such thing. Opportunists and grifters are a different breed than artists and creators.
Why does the Trump admin continue to steal people’s intellectual property, music and art without permission on a daily basis? Even worse, for things they strongly object to? Why don’t they just use things from MAGA artists and creators?
December 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Because there is no such thing. Opportunists and grifters are a different breed than artists and creators.
Please forgive the spacing issue. This should be single-spaced but Google Docs isn't having it. Anyhow, this is my new poem, Analogue.
I hope you enjoy it.
#poems #poem #poetry #writing #music
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I hope you enjoy it.
#poems #poem #poetry #writing #music
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Analogue
Analogue From OG CDs and MP3s to Spotify and streaming - all the rest – are, at best aural simulations bereft of the pleasures of oral stimulation instantaneous satisfaction devoid of interactions cl...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
He asked for this. Guaranteed. He wants to be SS.
December 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
He asked for this. Guaranteed. He wants to be SS.
Somebody ask this motherfucker if he's drunk on power or just whiskey.
"Close to every member of the press corps you despise has made multiple reporting trips to combat zones, been under fire, some reporters wounded, some killed."
Longtime Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr calls out Hegseth's BS:
Longtime Pentagon correspondent Barbara Starr calls out Hegseth's BS:
December 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Somebody ask this motherfucker if he's drunk on power or just whiskey.
I don't really like having no one to go home to. Especially when the house is 4 bedrooms and 3 are empty. Too much space. And it's all made of ghosts.
Metaphorically speaking.
Metaphorically speaking.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don't really like having no one to go home to. Especially when the house is 4 bedrooms and 3 are empty. Too much space. And it's all made of ghosts.
Metaphorically speaking.
Metaphorically speaking.
I'm miserable. So fucking sick of everything.
December 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I'm miserable. So fucking sick of everything.
Always down for Jeff Buckley.
Shameless plug time.
The HBO Max movie we worked on, It's Never Over Jeff Buckley, is available for streaming starting this Thursday 12/4
It's a beautiful look at the brief but brilliant career of Jeff Buckley. You'll really enjoy it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGKg...
The HBO Max movie we worked on, It's Never Over Jeff Buckley, is available for streaming starting this Thursday 12/4
It's a beautiful look at the brief but brilliant career of Jeff Buckley. You'll really enjoy it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGKg...
It's Never Over, Jeff Buckley | Official Trailer | HBO
YouTube video by HBO
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Always down for Jeff Buckley.