TheJumboSmoove™
@thejumbosmoove.bsky.social
Poet. Author. Law student in financial aid limbo. Wearer of many hats - some of which are literal. I have friends everywhere. Stone and sky.
My new shirt is here.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My new shirt is here.
This is gonna be a good looking bird. And it's the most fun I've ever had with a kit. The engineering is perfect. The flat surfaces are huge and forgiving so it would make a great first model for someone learning to airbrush. And it's inexpensive.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
This is gonna be a good looking bird. And it's the most fun I've ever had with a kit. The engineering is perfect. The flat surfaces are huge and forgiving so it would make a great first model for someone learning to airbrush. And it's inexpensive.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Tamiya 1/48 A-1H Skyraider.
Skyraider update. Gear and gas test fit. Engine and cowl affixed. We're getting closer to home. Hope to have her finished by next Tuesday.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Skyraider update. Gear and gas test fit. Engine and cowl affixed. We're getting closer to home. Hope to have her finished by next Tuesday.
The Gospel of Eros
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 AM
The Gospel of Eros
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Skyraider is a little closer to Skyraiden'. Needs some touch up but aside from those couple of spots the base painting is done. is done.
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Get in, loser. We're going Skyraiding.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Eventually.
Still needs an engine. And paint.
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Remember what happens to Piggy in Lord of the Flies? I say it's a fitting nickname for trump given the present, violent implosion of the GOP.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
I foresee a big ass rock in his future.
Metaphorical, of course. This is an analogy not a hit order.
Only his close, personal friends give those.
Pictured: The ultimate irony of Capitalism.
November 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Pictured: The ultimate irony of Capitalism.
FWIW, this is a hot rod. I love this Crusader and she loves me and we're going to get married and have us a couple of A-7s and nobody is gonna stop us.
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 AM
FWIW, this is a hot rod. I love this Crusader and she loves me and we're going to get married and have us a couple of A-7s and nobody is gonna stop us.
Suggested reading for the times in which live.
History is cyclical.
History is cyclical.
November 10, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Suggested reading for the times in which live.
History is cyclical.
History is cyclical.
You're goddamned right I bought an electric chainsaw on Halloween. And now I want a Night of the Electric Chainsaw movie.
Anyway, I have firewood now.
Anyway, I have firewood now.
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You're goddamned right I bought an electric chainsaw on Halloween. And now I want a Night of the Electric Chainsaw movie.
Anyway, I have firewood now.
Anyway, I have firewood now.
If anyone ever asks how I died, I'm pretty sure this series of pictures should about sum it up. A photo essay in three posts. 📷🧵
October 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If anyone ever asks how I died, I'm pretty sure this series of pictures should about sum it up. A photo essay in three posts. 📷🧵
Anyone want to ask me out on a date and also pay for the tickets and buy me dinner and maybe pay my rent?
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Anyone want to ask me out on a date and also pay for the tickets and buy me dinner and maybe pay my rent?
I guess he didn't need his Nazi trenchcoat today.
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I guess he didn't need his Nazi trenchcoat today.
So this is a thing the Play store tried to push on me. It's getting fucking worse.
October 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
So this is a thing the Play store tried to push on me. It's getting fucking worse.
Well this is cool.
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well this is cool.
Now I just need to make the rice while this simmers.
October 23, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Now I just need to make the rice while this simmers.
It's good even if your next get together is spontaneous and urgent.
October 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It's good even if your next get together is spontaneous and urgent.
