The Jack Of Apples
@thejackofapples.bsky.social
Gambler, dancer, storyteller. (He/They)
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
To quote the always correct @miawong.bsky.social
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.
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Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.
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January 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
To quote the always correct @miawong.bsky.social
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.
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Moreover, ICE must be destroyed.
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Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Paging @miawong.bsky.social to say the line
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
It’s genuinely wild that the United States spent decades building an elaborate rules-based international order which de facto cemented its permanent status as the dominant global hegemon, sustained by ideology rather than might, and now is just blowing it all up for literally no reason
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
Yesterday I joked about Onion headlines and I guess I have to give the South Park guys theie due since Team America World Police is evergreen.
It's just sad to see that the FIFA World Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to.
It's just sad to see that the FIFA World Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to.
January 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Yesterday I joked about Onion headlines and I guess I have to give the South Park guys theie due since Team America World Police is evergreen.
It's just sad to see that the FIFA World Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to.
It's just sad to see that the FIFA World Peace Prize doesn't mean what it used to.
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A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
December 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON
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the story here is just that Christmas ended but here's how this clickbait site on Facebook framed it
December 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
the story here is just that Christmas ended but here's how this clickbait site on Facebook framed it
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Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
December 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Not to be controversial but I think we should use tools and resources to make people's lives less miserable instead of more
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
Poker room quotes while University of Miami plays Texas A&M:
Player 1: "Oh come on Texas, you gotta win this thing. You're rooting for Texas right?"
Player 2: "Nah. I get all my coke through Miami"
Player 1: "Oh come on Texas, you gotta win this thing. You're rooting for Texas right?"
Player 2: "Nah. I get all my coke through Miami"
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Poker room quotes while University of Miami plays Texas A&M:
Player 1: "Oh come on Texas, you gotta win this thing. You're rooting for Texas right?"
Player 2: "Nah. I get all my coke through Miami"
Player 1: "Oh come on Texas, you gotta win this thing. You're rooting for Texas right?"
Player 2: "Nah. I get all my coke through Miami"
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wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life
When a new table is opening at the poker room, it is common for people to put a personal item in a seat to reserve it while they go get chips. This could be car keys, their membership card, or a good luck charm. And then there are the players who will stick a used scratch game in their spot.
December 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When a new table is opening at the poker room, it is common for people to put a personal item in a seat to reserve it while they go get chips. This could be car keys, their membership card, or a good luck charm. And then there are the players who will stick a used scratch game in their spot.
Awesome used bookshop find. Yes I bought it.
December 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Awesome used bookshop find. Yes I bought it.
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Hogwash Legacy is free?
Still won’t play it.
Still won’t play it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Hogwash Legacy is free?
Still won’t play it.
Still won’t play it.
I'm going to start using the label pro poker player.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
December 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm going to start using the label pro poker player.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
When I lived in Biloxi, I played 518 total hours for a profit of $4,872 with $1,390 of that being food comps since the comp rate was $3/hr.
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Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Video evidence shows that the ambushed Venezuelan boaters had several minutes to connect to the internet, purchase $TRUMP crypto, and post their receipt on Truth Social before the second strike. They chose their own fate.
by Benny Johnson
by Benny Johnson
You all behaved very well at school this week so come get your cute Saturday afternoon snail snack.
December 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You all behaved very well at school this week so come get your cute Saturday afternoon snail snack.
I'm really sorry I wished on that monkey's paw for gambling to be more available to me.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm really sorry I wished on that monkey's paw for gambling to be more available to me.
Last night during the New York/New England Monday Night Football game, the Giant's kicker missed a field goal in an embarassing way. It was truly Charlie Brown levels of nonsense.
December 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Last night during the New York/New England Monday Night Football game, the Giant's kicker missed a field goal in an embarassing way. It was truly Charlie Brown levels of nonsense.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Never, before Texas, have I seen poker rooms playing sermons, but now I've seen it twice down here.
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Never, before Texas, have I seen poker rooms playing sermons, but now I've seen it twice down here.
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
#poker
#WhatWouldJesusBet
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If you punt from the opposing team's side of the field on fourth and short and give up the punt yardage after one play you should be forced to apologize
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If you punt from the opposing team's side of the field on fourth and short and give up the punt yardage after one play you should be forced to apologize
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“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“AI is here to stay” from the visionaries who brought you “NFTs are the future.”