The Jack Of Apples
@thejackofapples.bsky.social
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Gambler, dancer, storyteller. (He/They)
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I also kitbashed the frazzlegit shaman bits onto the catapult to give it kind of a spotting tower that the goblins assure me is safe.
Updated Doom Diver catapult. Trying out a grasslands base that will be repeated on the rest of the army I'm working on. The goal was to make it look like they're leaving an area that's dying to go to literally greener pastures.

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Don't engage. Just block. They want to push their rage bait on here. Don't give them the satisfaction.

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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
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this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳
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Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps
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Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”
If anyone would like to make any jokes, today I'm playing a poker game called HOE and I'm good at it.
I look forward to Trump branded circumcision reversal kits hitting store shelves but also being unaffordable due to the collapsing economy. Maybe I'll buy an NFT trading card of one.
To succinctly sum up this era of politics, "Trump administration links circumcision to autism while whooping cough cases more than double in Florida."

A made up solution to a problem they don't understand, because they fired all the scientists, while children suffer and die owing to misinformation.
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
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It’s a "crisis" when immigrants "take jobs away", but "innovation" when machines do. Funny.
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There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)
We arrived in the our new house on August 1st. It is 65 days later and I'm calling us moved in. Every single room can be easily used for its intended purpose and there isn't a cardboard box anywhere in the entire house.

Plenty of sprucing to do, but the move itself is done.
I now have two data points towards "When the Longhorns lose, I don't make as much money" implying that when the room is in good spirits they're looser. I'm going to be annoyed if I have to cheer for Texas in order to increase my winrate.
This session's key hand did involve a very lucky(10%) hit for me though. A player who had been betting very heavily when he had it was in a pot with me. I flop top two pair, he turns a flush and I river one of the four cards in the deck to give me a full house.
Saturday poker continues to be profitable. Four more hours at the tables nets me $461 in profit. This brings my Texas poker total to more than I made as a government contractor in all of 2024, but that's more a comment on how much my hours were slashed.
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Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”
As another shutdown is inevitable at this point, I wonder if Trump breaks his own record for longest shutdown which also occured when Republicans controlled every lever of power in Washington. There are few more damaging lies in politics than the GOP being the party of fiscal responsiblity.
My first thought it that it was full and is now worn. The official lore behind this raiding group is that it's been around for long enough to go through generations of leadership, so presumably the banners are old.
Halves with a dot is a good plan. The banner is clearly supposed to be in such tatters that I'm not even certain anything resembling geometry is worth attempting? I might move on to the next model and just stare at this one for a while.
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the tie persists regardless of your human expectation for narrative catharsis. the tie asks you to sit with this feelings of discomfort, of ambiguity. whether or not you meet the tie on its terms is up to you. it was here before you and will be here long after we are gone
I'm happy with my progress on this model, but I want to try to do something challenging on the side banners. I want green, orange, and blue to be present, but not sure how to do it.

#warhammercommunity
#minipainting
#ageofsigmar
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Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power