Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
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Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
· Jun 20
HZ19- Commando
Arlan is joined by the internet's Posting Monkey, Tim, to discuss the most Arnold of Arnold's movies, 1985's Commando. An indestructible superhero of a man must save his daughter from his biggest fan,
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In tonight's Hell Zone, I am joined by @hydrationchimp.bsky.social to let off some steam and discuss the most distilled and pure essence of Arnold, 1985's Commando. Arnold WILL say cool things while exploding everything and suffering exactly zero damage. Enter The Hell Zone with us.
they already figured how to break out of bounds on the Times Square map in Marvel Rivals and anyway I found the Hot Topic
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
they already figured how to break out of bounds on the Times Square map in Marvel Rivals and anyway I found the Hot Topic
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NYT: ahhh crud. We can’t print those. Too much typos
November 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
NYT: ahhh crud. We can’t print those. Too much typos
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No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria Señorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No dummy, Dr. Pepper restores FATIGUE. You use Coco Rico for Mana. *pinching the bridge of my nose* OH my god dude, Health is restored with Sangria Señorial. This is like day one shit at the College of Winterhold.
just became a member of SAG (Stupid Assholes Guild)
November 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
just became a member of SAG (Stupid Assholes Guild)
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Crispin Glover - "Ben" [HD]
YouTube video by Roman “Romych” Pictures
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November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
ok I’m actually gonna watch this I have been slacking
today’s “Hell Zone Feature” is Willard (2003). I used to get told I looked like Crispin Glover a lot. thankfully I do not currently resemble any popular generic white men (because Woke ended all their careers)
Willard
This is the story of Willard Stiles who is a social misfit taking care of his ill and fragile but verbally abusive mother Henrietta in a musty old mansion that is also home to a colony of rats. Willar...
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November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
ok I’m actually gonna watch this I have been slacking
ok just hung out for a little bit in the new ridiculous Marvel Rivals 100-person Time Square lobbies and I’m declaring them good. did a like dance with like a dozen other Star Lords and then built a giant ramp with like six other Groots
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ok just hung out for a little bit in the new ridiculous Marvel Rivals 100-person Time Square lobbies and I’m declaring them good. did a like dance with like a dozen other Star Lords and then built a giant ramp with like six other Groots
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Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙
soup of the day: cum
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
soup of the day: cum
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Cheers reboot where Norm walks in and everyone is like "Nor-" and then a huge gasoline truck hits the bar and everyone horrifically dies in a nightmarish conflagration
The rest of the show is about all their families dealing with their sudden deaths, it's a corny drama ala this is us
The rest of the show is about all their families dealing with their sudden deaths, it's a corny drama ala this is us
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Cheers reboot where Norm walks in and everyone is like "Nor-" and then a huge gasoline truck hits the bar and everyone horrifically dies in a nightmarish conflagration
The rest of the show is about all their families dealing with their sudden deaths, it's a corny drama ala this is us
The rest of the show is about all their families dealing with their sudden deaths, it's a corny drama ala this is us
Woke has made it so that you can not even create a backing beat that contains a sample of someone shouting “woo!” anymore
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Woke has made it so that you can not even create a backing beat that contains a sample of someone shouting “woo!” anymore
wish the Blues Traveller guy was on here so I could ask him how many of Roseanne’s racist conspiracy theories he agreed with onset 😔
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
wish the Blues Traveller guy was on here so I could ask him how many of Roseanne’s racist conspiracy theories he agreed with onset 😔
this reminded me of the time in the shitty 90’s Fantastic Four cartoon when they were fighting Galactus and Richard Grieco showed up as Ghost Rider with zero preamble, blasted him in the face with the Penance Stare, then was like “well, goodbye everyone”
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
this reminded me of the time in the shitty 90’s Fantastic Four cartoon when they were fighting Galactus and Richard Grieco showed up as Ghost Rider with zero preamble, blasted him in the face with the Penance Stare, then was like “well, goodbye everyone”
“I signed on to brutally beat and murder people with impunity, this isn’t fair, abloo bloo blooooooooo, ablooooooo bloooo bloooooooooo”
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“I signed on to brutally beat and murder people with impunity, this isn’t fair, abloo bloo blooooooooo, ablooooooo bloooo bloooooooooo”
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every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
the guy at the gas station where I occasionally buy Mountain Dew applauded when I walked in wearing my zebra print tracksuit????
November 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the guy at the gas station where I occasionally buy Mountain Dew applauded when I walked in wearing my zebra print tracksuit????
saw an ad for a vacuum that was like “this is the CARPET SOUL SUCKER it will SUCK the SOUL out of your carpet” and I was just like ok. several problems with this:
November 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
saw an ad for a vacuum that was like “this is the CARPET SOUL SUCKER it will SUCK the SOUL out of your carpet” and I was just like ok. several problems with this:
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sending humbert humbert a 100% supportive email so badly written he turns himself in
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
sending humbert humbert a 100% supportive email so badly written he turns himself in
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especially the R-rated ones
every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
November 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
especially the R-rated ones
every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
November 13, 2025 at 7:15 AM
every action movie should have a toy line and a cartoon series for children and an 8-bit platforming video game
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CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret
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bluesky mods will ban you for having a crush on me, it's in the ToS that i'm not allowed to find love
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
bluesky mods will ban you for having a crush on me, it's in the ToS that i'm not allowed to find love