Arlan Hellison (famous)
@thehell.zone
celebrity. connoisseur of violent trash. http://thehell.zone
Westitron! you’re supposed to stumble over the word “tit” in our name, that’s how you remember us
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Westitron! you’re supposed to stumble over the word “tit” in our name, that’s how you remember us
I don’t think you considered how this name would look and sound, folks
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t think you considered how this name would look and sound, folks
Walkenishly: when I was 17 I attended a famous concert called Woodstock
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Walkenishly: when I was 17 I attended a famous concert called Woodstock
the soundtrack is so aggressively terrible it’s making me mad lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:33 PM
the soundtrack is so aggressively terrible it’s making me mad lol
honestly for a movie that came out in 1991 it feels like a movie that came out in 1983. the conservatism and Adult Contemporary soundtrack all just feels very old-fashioned for the time
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
honestly for a movie that came out in 1991 it feels like a movie that came out in 1983. the conservatism and Adult Contemporary soundtrack all just feels very old-fashioned for the time
fucking Christopher Walken showing up dressed like a member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers lol
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
fucking Christopher Walken showing up dressed like a member of the Hong Kong Cavaliers lol
you can tell he was a military veteran of several decades by how his plan sucked and immediately failed and he died brutally on tv in front of everyone he was trying to inspire even though he put a lot of thought into it beforehand apparently
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
you can tell he was a military veteran of several decades by how his plan sucked and immediately failed and he died brutally on tv in front of everyone he was trying to inspire even though he put a lot of thought into it beforehand apparently
hey sorry folks we interrupt Jeapordy to air this graphic footage of a guy being shot in the head. we just thought you should see that, it was sick as hell, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
hey sorry folks we interrupt Jeapordy to air this graphic footage of a guy being shot in the head. we just thought you should see that, it was sick as hell, we now return you to your regularly scheduled programming
having your rebellion hinge on the US suddenly deciding to back you up militarily without discussing it with them beforehand is not really a great plan for like seven reasons
November 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
having your rebellion hinge on the US suddenly deciding to back you up militarily without discussing it with them beforehand is not really a great plan for like seven reasons
wait a minute is this American action movie from 1991 political propaganda that can’t be right, this is when things weren’t political???
November 16, 2025 at 5:10 PM
wait a minute is this American action movie from 1991 political propaganda that can’t be right, this is when things weren’t political???
making the president a tough-talking, forceful and aggressive dude when HW was in office is certainly a choice the movie is making
November 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
making the president a tough-talking, forceful and aggressive dude when HW was in office is certainly a choice the movie is making
I’m sorry is this movie about overthrowing the actual Colombian government
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m sorry is this movie about overthrowing the actual Colombian government
I think this might have been the last year you could have your action movie guy be a Vietnam vet
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think this might have been the last year you could have your action movie guy be a Vietnam vet
some pretty great explosions! and a helicopter blowing things up with missiles. beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
some pretty great explosions! and a helicopter blowing things up with missiles. beautiful
they are playing a dramatic song that is somehow worse than The Long Road from First Blood
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
they are playing a dramatic song that is somehow worse than The Long Road from First Blood
lmfao why is this a Troma release oh nooooo
November 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
lmfao why is this a Troma release oh nooooo
that’s what I am ABOUT
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
that’s what I am ABOUT
but first … McBain (1991)
McBain (The Full Movie, High Quality, Widescreen)
YouTube video by Danny Matteson
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
but first … McBain (1991)
that is why, it’s true. everyone’s saying it
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
that is why, it’s true. everyone’s saying it