The fentanyl toucher
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i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel. you don't wanna get mixed up with a they/them like me.
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Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it ‘the most morally just war in history.’”
Solidarity to a real one.
Solidarity to a real one.
February 16, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Incredible commentary from this Swiss announcer, who accurately characterizes the Israeli team as "Self-defined zionist to the core...who posted several messages in favour of the genocide in Gaza...calling it ‘the most morally just war in history.’”
Solidarity to a real one.
Solidarity to a real one.
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China's takin' over the world, T. They already got Chinese New Year's, next it'll be Chinese Columbus Day.
February 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
China's takin' over the world, T. They already got Chinese New Year's, next it'll be Chinese Columbus Day.
Have you ever talked to a Maronite christian?? They’re always saying “marc maron is christ returned” and “have you listened to jesus’s latest podcast”
February 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Have you ever talked to a Maronite christian?? They’re always saying “marc maron is christ returned” and “have you listened to jesus’s latest podcast”
If Deni Avdija was great at defense we could have called him Deny Avdija, but because he sucks off-ball we have to call him Mr. Genocide
February 16, 2026 at 2:49 PM
If Deni Avdija was great at defense we could have called him Deny Avdija, but because he sucks off-ball we have to call him Mr. Genocide
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Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
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This is, of course, why they're trying to ban it, and why they impotently proclaim "you CAN'T change your sex."
Brother, my sex has already been changed.
Brother, my sex has already been changed.
February 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is, of course, why they're trying to ban it, and why they impotently proclaim "you CAN'T change your sex."
Brother, my sex has already been changed.
Brother, my sex has already been changed.
Moby Dick chapter 11 dares ask the question: can a sailor be gay and racist and antiracist at the same time?
February 12, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Moby Dick chapter 11 dares ask the question: can a sailor be gay and racist and antiracist at the same time?
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man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"
this is how artists actually talk
this is how artists actually talk
February 10, 2026 at 8:37 AM
man about to invent the greatest science fiction movie ever made "i knew i wanted to do a scary movie on a spaceship with a small number of astronauts"
this is how artists actually talk
this is how artists actually talk
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Something compelled me to make this
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Something compelled me to make this
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Bad Bunny deconstructing American empire while the ontologically evil New England Patriots are defeated… woke is BACK
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Bad Bunny deconstructing American empire while the ontologically evil New England Patriots are defeated… woke is BACK
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I maintain the Seattle Punter deserves MVP
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I maintain the Seattle Punter deserves MVP
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From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.
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11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
February 9, 2026 at 3:26 AM
11 years ago, the Seahawks lost the Super Bowl on an insane goal line interception that opened a vortex to the McDonald’s Nazi hell we’ve lived in since. Tonight, with the Patriots defeat, we usher in the age of Woke 2
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Announcers: this game isn’t over
Next play: sack fumble touchdown
Announcers: this will be a learning experience for Drake Maye
Next play: sack fumble touchdown
Announcers: this will be a learning experience for Drake Maye
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Announcers: this game isn’t over
Next play: sack fumble touchdown
Announcers: this will be a learning experience for Drake Maye
Next play: sack fumble touchdown
Announcers: this will be a learning experience for Drake Maye
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“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it
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Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Notable NBA players who will be experiencing Twink Death post all-star break:
Domantas Sabonis
Jalen Brunson
Donte DiVincenzo
Mikal Bridges
Pat Spencer
Luke Kennard
Donovan Mitchell
Devin Booker
Bruce Brown
Cameron Johnson
Domantas Sabonis
Jalen Brunson
Donte DiVincenzo
Mikal Bridges
Pat Spencer
Luke Kennard
Donovan Mitchell
Devin Booker
Bruce Brown
Cameron Johnson
February 7, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Notable NBA players who will be experiencing Twink Death post all-star break:
Domantas Sabonis
Jalen Brunson
Donte DiVincenzo
Mikal Bridges
Pat Spencer
Luke Kennard
Donovan Mitchell
Devin Booker
Bruce Brown
Cameron Johnson
Domantas Sabonis
Jalen Brunson
Donte DiVincenzo
Mikal Bridges
Pat Spencer
Luke Kennard
Donovan Mitchell
Devin Booker
Bruce Brown
Cameron Johnson
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February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Your subscriber dollars at work: Aftermath has a new regular contributor and monthly columnist. Welcome @adashtra.bsky.social and @jmrivera.bsky.social to our regular rotation of writers!
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![Secquence of four Jose Canseco tweets:
do not fear the higgs bosun
we are already in the alternative universe i believe or it wont happen for bilions of years. it is okay
higgs bosun is an energy bridge not an enemy [ed:TRUE]
higgs boson is lighter than i thought. Could it also have no limits in dimension or time. think about that](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2dnpsa7clajr7kvt22fb5m57/bafkreih6cqjzvyv4u7ey2yzqjriokichf42urqqgmgkyjh5455yszs2t7y@jpeg)
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Completely serious: The point is to STOP THE CRIMES. KEEP OUR PEOPLE SAFE.
I stopped reading at "We don't stop deportations"
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
Then you're cops. What the fuck???
Ugh. The main anti-ICE group in Washington which has 44k followers on Facebook and has been going around to communities promoting classes is now promoting this anti-whistle nonsense for "harm reduction" reasons as well.
February 3, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Completely serious: The point is to STOP THE CRIMES. KEEP OUR PEOPLE SAFE.
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while it's cool that you could buy HRT using the pedo currency I do think it's worth understanding that you're using the pedo currency
I’m sorry but what did libertarians think that the anonymous money laundering racism coin that you could only functionally use for illicit activity was doing other than this, exactly
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
while it's cool that you could buy HRT using the pedo currency I do think it's worth understanding that you're using the pedo currency