Jeff Churchwell
theempath.bsky.social
Jeff Churchwell
@theempath.bsky.social
In the time it takes you to read this profile, I already will have forgotten what I wrote.
Illegitimi non Carborundum. Songwriter-in-residence at Chez Hades. Dog lover. Liberal AF. I do not automatically follow back. No DMs please. 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”

Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Trump recently called for Democrats to be hanged, pardoned violent insurrectionists, mocked the attack on Paul Pelosi, and encouraged violence against his critics.

The majority is sick of MAGA's bad faith bullshit.

Don't give them an inch.

Oh, and #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Ok ok. Reincarnate me as an eagle please
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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🎯
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Dear Dems: Zohran Mamdani has established that you can talk to the other side without compromising your principles.

STOP throwing immigrants under the bus.

STOP throwing trans people under the bus.

Advocate for Medicare for all.

Tell Russia and Israel to fuck off.

Admit climate change is real.
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I don’t care how urgent, world-shattering, or bog-standard important the information is, if you present it to me while holding a small fuzzy mic, I’m not going to listen to a single word. You’re not Ernie Pyle, clip the damned mic to your shirt or jacket. Sheesh.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Killing people in detention camps.

Killing kids through anti-vaccine terrorism.

Killing poor Americans through starvation.

Killing ACA recipients by making health care and meds unaffordable.

This regime is a death march, full stop.
November 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Escape room where the thing you are trying to escape is reading about Olivia Nuzzi
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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NYT: A wise and deeply moving letter to the editor from a retired history teacher Liz Zucker.

“Ignorance is not bliss. It’s just ignorance.”

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/o...
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
November 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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Repost this everywhere you’re active on social media. Send to your friends and family who aren’t.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s beginning to look as though Ken Starr (an Epstein buddy, as it turns out) went after the wrong President for the wrong blow job.

But what do I know?
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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[Enter two other Senators with a Messenger.]

THIRD SENATOR
Thou hast painfully discover’d; are his files
As full as thy report?
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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"A promise of a vote on healthcare"
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Birds of a feather
November 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Hold food drives as close to Mara Lago as you can florida.
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Hey Democratic leadership. Here is the message, and it's the ONLY message. Full stop.
October 22, 2025 at 6:20 AM
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM