Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
People who are cheering the downfall of the West are actually healthy: they’re full of anti-Occidents.
November 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
People who are cheering the downfall of the West are actually healthy: they’re full of anti-Occidents.
Yay, Montreal!! 🇨🇦 🎉 🚈
The northern section of the REM has free rides this weekend and revenue service starts Monday. It goes from the existing section at Gare Central to Deux Montagnes, through the refurbished Mount Royal rail tunnel.
The northern section of the REM has free rides this weekend and revenue service starts Monday. It goes from the existing section at Gare Central to Deux Montagnes, through the refurbished Mount Royal rail tunnel.
REM's Deux-Montagnes branch finally opens, rides will be free all weekend | CBC News
The much anticipated branch of the REM connecting Deux-Montagnes to downtown Montreal will open after six years in the making.
www.cbc.ca
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yay, Montreal!! 🇨🇦 🎉 🚈
The northern section of the REM has free rides this weekend and revenue service starts Monday. It goes from the existing section at Gare Central to Deux Montagnes, through the refurbished Mount Royal rail tunnel.
The northern section of the REM has free rides this weekend and revenue service starts Monday. It goes from the existing section at Gare Central to Deux Montagnes, through the refurbished Mount Royal rail tunnel.
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[Explicit]
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
[Explicit]
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
The “wealthy” also includes *multi-millionaires*. A glut of money you couldn’t spend in one’s lifetime isn’t just a billionaire thing. They’re just more visible. And the corollary to this is staggering. (1/2
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The “wealthy” also includes *multi-millionaires*. A glut of money you couldn’t spend in one’s lifetime isn’t just a billionaire thing. They’re just more visible. And the corollary to this is staggering. (1/2
When you feel for a male cow who has to go without his balls: “aw, steer”.
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When you feel for a male cow who has to go without his balls: “aw, steer”.
[Explicit]
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
[Explicit]
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
Since this was from Tuesday, I’m wearing blue, and there’s a peter involved, I can officially say “Here’s one I made earlier.”
(fcf)
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Hey, Hollywood, “Devil 2: Electric Pradaloo” was *right there*.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey, Hollywood, “Devil 2: Electric Pradaloo” was *right there*.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
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Weightless. 18x24” acrylic on recycled wood panel.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Weightless. 18x24” acrylic on recycled wood panel.
Hey, Hollywood, “Devil 2: Electric Pradaloo” was *right there*.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
November 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hey, Hollywood, “Devil 2: Electric Pradaloo” was *right there*.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
Also acceptable would be “2 Prada 2 Devil”, “Prada 2: The Next Devil”, “Prada Trek II: The Wrath of Devil”, and “The Prada Devil Strikes Back”.
Missed opportunities.
Me as a therapist: “Your issue sounds tricky, but similar to something Maj. Kira went through once.”
Me as a therapist: Have you tried listening to Tori Amos about it?
Me, as a therapist: let’s sit quietly for a bit
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Me as a therapist: “Your issue sounds tricky, but similar to something Maj. Kira went through once.”
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Robyn’s new song as it hit Australia: Daurpamine.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Robyn’s new song as it hit Australia: Daurpamine.
Still life: “Dimple Dork, Con Café” (2025)
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Still life: “Dimple Dork, Con Café” (2025)
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Come on y'all!
Let's help save his eyesight in full so keep the donations coming!
Send me a screenshot of your donation and I'll send you this mornings massive cumshot!
❤️❤️❤️💦
Let's help save his eyesight in full so keep the donations coming!
Send me a screenshot of your donation and I'll send you this mornings massive cumshot!
❤️❤️❤️💦
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Come on y'all!
Let's help save his eyesight in full so keep the donations coming!
Send me a screenshot of your donation and I'll send you this mornings massive cumshot!
❤️❤️❤️💦
Let's help save his eyesight in full so keep the donations coming!
Send me a screenshot of your donation and I'll send you this mornings massive cumshot!
❤️❤️❤️💦
Robyn’s new song as it hit Australia: Daurpamine.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Robyn’s new song as it hit Australia: Daurpamine.
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
Goon a movie:
Top Goon
Dr. Strangegoon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Goon the Bomb
Vanilla Goon
Top Goon
Dr. Strangegoon or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Goon the Bomb
Vanilla Goon
Goonfellas
November 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Goon a movie:
High Goon
High Goon
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As much as I think the US penny should be pulled despite nostalgia or lingering usefulness, the way it’s being done will literally have a nocent effect.
November 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
As much as I think the US penny should be pulled despite nostalgia or lingering usefulness, the way it’s being done will literally have a nocent effect.
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
STOP! 🛑
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
Wallpaper checkkkkkk
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COTS can always use your donations and it is just one organization helping house people. cotsonline.org/emergency-sh...
Emergency Shelter
Our emergency shelter programs are open 365 days a year and provide opportunities for individuals without housing to have a safe, secure place to stay and have their basic needs met.
cotsonline.org
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
COTS can always use your donations and it is just one organization helping house people. cotsonline.org/emergency-sh...
Potential name of a Black drag king from the UK:
Tony Brixton
Tony Brixton
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Potential name of a Black drag king from the UK:
Tony Brixton
Tony Brixton
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[Adult]
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
[Adult]
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
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Also if you wanna support my GoFundMe: gofund.me/a73302dcc
Donate to Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma, organized by Jonathan Herald
Hey folks,
This is JP/Prof and this GoFundMe is to raise money for my … Jonathan Herald needs your support for Help Blizz Beat B-cell non-Hodgkin's Lymphoma
gofund.me
October 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Also if you wanna support my GoFundMe: gofund.me/a73302dcc
Two people are no longer on the “birthday twin” list.
Also on the list:
Vanessa Redgrave
Gene Hackman
Phil Collins
Wilmer Valderrama
(unfortunately)
Dick Cheney
Vanessa Redgrave
Gene Hackman
Phil Collins
Wilmer Valderrama
(unfortunately)
Dick Cheney
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Two people are no longer on the “birthday twin” list.
You’re at Simpson
I need you at Ashford
I need you at Ashford
You’re at Squirrel Nut
I need you at Zippers
I need you at Zippers
You're at Parliament.
I need you at Funkadelic.
I need you at Funkadelic.
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
You’re at Simpson
I need you at Ashford
I need you at Ashford
[Adult]
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
[Adult]
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
Lemming, party of one.
(I always want to say “Blastoise” as a French word.)
I guess this is for Tummy Tuesday?
Reposted by Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
Thompson Twins - Hold Me Now (Official Video) (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Thompson Twins
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 AM