Corey aka “Turkeykey Palmer” 🦃 🌈
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
I still need to buy a good pair of dungarees. Thank you for the reminder! 😊
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I still need to buy a good pair of dungarees. Thank you for the reminder! 😊
I dropped everything. 🤩
November 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I dropped everything. 🤩
🥰/ 🥵/ 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM
🥰/ 🥵/ 🤤
The only axe I can ever wield is a question.
November 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
The only axe I can ever wield is a question.
I guess they wonder which games you’re drawn to and how to distract you. Purely conjecture on my part, mind. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I guess they wonder which games you’re drawn to and how to distract you. Purely conjecture on my part, mind. 😊
See, cosy and spicy. 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
See, cosy and spicy. 🥰
Superhero realness! 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Superhero realness! 🥵
But I wanna talk about the patriarchy! Aw.
(But you do look jaunty in that cap. 😘)
(But you do look jaunty in that cap. 😘)
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
But I wanna talk about the patriarchy! Aw.
(But you do look jaunty in that cap. 😘)
(But you do look jaunty in that cap. 😘)
Late to the suggestion, but a terrine feels appropriate. No photos per se but still has an aspic visible.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Late to the suggestion, but a terrine feels appropriate. No photos per se but still has an aspic visible.
If the wrong grease is used, potentially. 🫢
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If the wrong grease is used, potentially. 🫢
For a while now. 🥹
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
For a while now. 🥹
Sounds delicious and relaxing.
November 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Sounds delicious and relaxing.
Gay opera? Which performance are you seeing?
November 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Gay opera? Which performance are you seeing?
I’m very good at soaping up willing gents… just saying. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m very good at soaping up willing gents… just saying. 😊
Saves me a step. 😈
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Saves me a step. 😈
A mix of cosy and spicy. ☺️
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
A mix of cosy and spicy. ☺️
See, that sounds like a good story to use as a game!
November 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
See, that sounds like a good story to use as a game!
Very glad it’s still open robe season. 🤤
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Very glad it’s still open robe season. 🤤
Suikoden, if only because I like the title.
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Suikoden, if only because I like the title.
Before. And during. And after. And during (second shower).
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Before. And during. And after. And during (second shower).
It won’t end well 🫢 but it will start okay. I believe in you.
November 15, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It won’t end well 🫢 but it will start okay. I believe in you.
The one song I don’t have anywhere is “It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries”, but I will remedy this too!
I do have the one “Supernatural” feature though.
I do have the one “Supernatural” feature though.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The one song I don’t have anywhere is “It’s Not Christmas Till Somebody Cries”, but I will remedy this too!
I do have the one “Supernatural” feature though.
I do have the one “Supernatural” feature though.