Corey: I’ll Be Ho With Bells On🎄
@thealmostbear.bsky.social
(He/Him) LGBTQ+ 🌈 team player (gay division); Black and chubby; curious about the world even as I get older. **Fair Warning**: my outgoing posts will be more NSFMW 🚫🔞 than my past profiles. Interests include: transport, Trek, cookery, puns/wordplay.
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Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Name: Corey
Pronouns: He/Him
Alignment: Cis/gay
Location: East Coast US
Interests: language, languages/linguistics, geography/maps, various games, photography
Vocation: Clerical
Be the #thotlight you want to see in the world.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Be the #thotlight you want to see in the world.
Lionel Richie rewrites his hit song for Yuletide:
🎶 What a feeling
When it’s Christmas on a ceiling 🎶
🎶 What a feeling
When it’s Christmas on a ceiling 🎶
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Lionel Richie rewrites his hit song for Yuletide:
🎶 What a feeling
When it’s Christmas on a ceiling 🎶
🎶 What a feeling
When it’s Christmas on a ceiling 🎶
When Stephen Colbert feels like a Bernie Sanders impression:
Oooh! Oooooooooooh. SOOP.
November 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When Stephen Colbert feels like a Bernie Sanders impression:
Me after I break a *blender:
“I am becoming Shiva, destroyer of whirls.”
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*no actual blenders harmed in the creation of this post
“I am becoming Shiva, destroyer of whirls.”
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*no actual blenders harmed in the creation of this post
November 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Me after I break a *blender:
“I am becoming Shiva, destroyer of whirls.”
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*no actual blenders harmed in the creation of this post
“I am becoming Shiva, destroyer of whirls.”
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*no actual blenders harmed in the creation of this post
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This made me chuckle.
(“Finnish breakfast”, David Cad, YT Shorts)
(“Finnish breakfast”, David Cad, YT Shorts)
The Finnish Breakfast... #shorts
YouTube video by Dave Cad
m.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
This made me chuckle.
(“Finnish breakfast”, David Cad, YT Shorts)
(“Finnish breakfast”, David Cad, YT Shorts)
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Indie authors are small businesses, technically. So, #smallbusinesssaturday is a perfect time to check out Rhythm of the Hart on audiobook, 50% off on my website this weekend 😇
#booksky #indieauthor #mmromance #mmbooks
#booksky #indieauthor #mmromance #mmbooks
The audiobook for my cozy, spicy queer romance, “Rhythm of the Hart”, is only $5 on my website today through Sunday!
After you’ve stuffed yourself today, why not listen to these three stuff each other? 😌😜
#mmromance #booksky #diversebooks #queerbooks
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After you’ve stuffed yourself today, why not listen to these three stuff each other? 😌😜
#mmromance #booksky #diversebooks #queerbooks
ryanramirezwebb.com/products/rhy...
Rhythm of the Hart Audiobook
"Rhythm of the Hart" is a cozy, spicy, small-town holiday romance full of queer love and joy, unapologetically...
ryanramirezwebb.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Indie authors are small businesses, technically. So, #smallbusinesssaturday is a perfect time to check out Rhythm of the Hart on audiobook, 50% off on my website this weekend 😇
#booksky #indieauthor #mmromance #mmbooks
#booksky #indieauthor #mmromance #mmbooks
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No matter what’s thrown our way.
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
No matter what’s thrown our way.
Zootopialander
Wind in the Zootopia
Zootopian History X
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Zootopialander
The few times I have FOMO is for the openings of transport projects.
Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel with three fully new stations and two new stations with connections to existing ones will open on Sunday. It all looks so nice.
Onya, Naarm! 🇦🇺
Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel with three fully new stations and two new stations with connections to existing ones will open on Sunday. It all looks so nice.
Onya, Naarm! 🇦🇺
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The few times I have FOMO is for the openings of transport projects.
Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel with three fully new stations and two new stations with connections to existing ones will open on Sunday. It all looks so nice.
Onya, Naarm! 🇦🇺
Melbourne’s Metro Tunnel with three fully new stations and two new stations with connections to existing ones will open on Sunday. It all looks so nice.
Onya, Naarm! 🇦🇺
I feel like doing nothing today. I did manage to get the tree out of the cellar and clear the living room space for it.
I’ll actually put it up tomorrow.
I’ll actually put it up tomorrow.
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I feel like doing nothing today. I did manage to get the tree out of the cellar and clear the living room space for it.
I’ll actually put it up tomorrow.
I’ll actually put it up tomorrow.
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
Lizzo
Doechii
Paramore
311
Cupcakke
Lizzo
Doechii
Paramore
311
Cupcakke
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
Lizzo
Doechii
Paramore
311
Cupcakke
Lizzo
Doechii
Paramore
311
Cupcakke
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Imogen Heap
-Betty Who
-Janet Jackson
-Betty Who AGAIN
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Imogen Heap
-Betty Who
-Janet Jackson
-Betty Who AGAIN
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Imogen Heap
-Betty Who
-Janet Jackson
-Betty Who AGAIN
-Stone Temple Pilots
-Imogen Heap
-Betty Who
-Janet Jackson
-Betty Who AGAIN
Even this was a lot for just two people. Next year — fingers crossed — I will pare this down. (I cooked everything.)
I hope you all had a nice holiday if you’re in the US, or a nice Thursday otherwise. 🤗
I hope you all had a nice holiday if you’re in the US, or a nice Thursday otherwise. 🤗
November 28, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Even this was a lot for just two people. Next year — fingers crossed — I will pare this down. (I cooked everything.)
I hope you all had a nice holiday if you’re in the US, or a nice Thursday otherwise. 🤗
I hope you all had a nice holiday if you’re in the US, or a nice Thursday otherwise. 🤗
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- Michael Jackson
- Scissor Sisters
- Gorillaz
- Christine & the Queens
- Lady Gaga
- Michael Jackson
- Scissor Sisters
- Gorillaz
- Christine & the Queens
- Lady Gaga
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- Michael Jackson
- Scissor Sisters
- Gorillaz
- Christine & the Queens
- Lady Gaga
- Michael Jackson
- Scissor Sisters
- Gorillaz
- Christine & the Queens
- Lady Gaga
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-SWV
-Earth, Wind & Fire
-Gladys Knight
-Boyz II Men
-Yanni
Assuming this post was to name those I've attended, I want to add 5 more I hadn't.
-Brandy
-Janet
-Madonna
-Elton John
-Evanescence
-Earth, Wind & Fire
-Gladys Knight
-Boyz II Men
-Yanni
Assuming this post was to name those I've attended, I want to add 5 more I hadn't.
-Brandy
-Janet
-Madonna
-Elton John
-Evanescence
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
-SWV
-Earth, Wind & Fire
-Gladys Knight
-Boyz II Men
-Yanni
Assuming this post was to name those I've attended, I want to add 5 more I hadn't.
-Brandy
-Janet
-Madonna
-Elton John
-Evanescence
-Earth, Wind & Fire
-Gladys Knight
-Boyz II Men
-Yanni
Assuming this post was to name those I've attended, I want to add 5 more I hadn't.
-Brandy
-Janet
-Madonna
-Elton John
-Evanescence
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- Rise Against
- Alexisonfire
- AFI
-City and Colour
- The Decemberists
- Rise Against
- Alexisonfire
- AFI
-City and Colour
- The Decemberists
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
- Rise Against
- Alexisonfire
- AFI
-City and Colour
- The Decemberists
- Rise Against
- Alexisonfire
- AFI
-City and Colour
- The Decemberists
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
o Brooks & Dunn
o Tim McGraw
o Alan Jackson
o The Eagles
o Cher
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Thanks-gay-ving ... Is that anything?
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Thanks-gay-ving ... Is that anything?
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
1) Stevie Nicks
2) Fleetwood Mac
3) Ray Charles
4) Suzanne Vega
5) The Pointer Sisters
Yes, I am over 50. 😌
1) Stevie Nicks
2) Fleetwood Mac
3) Ray Charles
4) Suzanne Vega
5) The Pointer Sisters
Yes, I am over 50. 😌
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
1) Stevie Nicks
2) Fleetwood Mac
3) Ray Charles
4) Suzanne Vega
5) The Pointer Sisters
Yes, I am over 50. 😌
1) Stevie Nicks
2) Fleetwood Mac
3) Ray Charles
4) Suzanne Vega
5) The Pointer Sisters
Yes, I am over 50. 😌
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-GWAR
-Dead Milkmen
-Def Leppard
-Fleetwood Mac
-Kylie Minogue
-GWAR
-Dead Milkmen
-Def Leppard
-Fleetwood Mac
-Kylie Minogue
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-GWAR
-Dead Milkmen
-Def Leppard
-Fleetwood Mac
-Kylie Minogue
-GWAR
-Dead Milkmen
-Def Leppard
-Fleetwood Mac
-Kylie Minogue
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts
🎵
Alanis Morissette
Father John Misty
Nine Inch Nails
Kesha
Duran Duran
🎵
Alanis Morissette
Father John Misty
Nine Inch Nails
Kesha
Duran Duran
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts
🎵
Alanis Morissette
Father John Misty
Nine Inch Nails
Kesha
Duran Duran
🎵
Alanis Morissette
Father John Misty
Nine Inch Nails
Kesha
Duran Duran
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Gorillaz
-System of a Down
-Khruangbin
-Slayer
-Slipknot
-Gorillaz
-System of a Down
-Khruangbin
-Slayer
-Slipknot
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Gorillaz
-System of a Down
-Khruangbin
-Slayer
-Slipknot
-Gorillaz
-System of a Down
-Khruangbin
-Slayer
-Slipknot
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Ramones
-The Damned
-Bauhaus
-KMFDM
-Alphaville
-Ramones
-The Damned
-Bauhaus
-KMFDM
-Alphaville
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Ramones
-The Damned
-Bauhaus
-KMFDM
-Alphaville
-Ramones
-The Damned
-Bauhaus
-KMFDM
-Alphaville
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Here's my 5:
-Dream Theater
-Chevelle
-Foo Fighters
-Dirty Bourbon River Show
-Dead Poet Society
-Dream Theater
-Chevelle
-Foo Fighters
-Dirty Bourbon River Show
-Dead Poet Society
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
November 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Here's my 5:
-Dream Theater
-Chevelle
-Foo Fighters
-Dirty Bourbon River Show
-Dead Poet Society
-Dream Theater
-Chevelle
-Foo Fighters
-Dirty Bourbon River Show
-Dead Poet Society
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
-Kylie
-Billy Idol
-The Seekers
-Diana Ross
-Bjorn Again
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Idina Menzel
-Steps
-Vintage Trouble
-Lady GaGa
-Nashville Cast
-Idina Menzel
-Steps
-Vintage Trouble
-Lady GaGa
-Nashville Cast
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware
-Kylie
-Gloria Estefan
-Janelle Monáe
-Carly Rae Jepsen
-Jessie Ware