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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · Sep 9

IF I DON'T HAVE CLOTHES ON THEN DON'T FUCKING REPOST PLEASE!

IF MY SHIT GETS REPOSTED AGAIN I'M NEVER GONNA POST MYSELF!

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 43m

Happy 40th! 🎂🎈🎉🥳

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 1h

Y'all the raised the price on the 2pcs meal at King Soopers! It's not $5 no more!

What the fuck is going on today?!

I am not ok! 🥹

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 1h

I let the new kid at work go home 2hrs early and I'ma go get me some fried chicken

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 2h

this how it lined up 😭

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 2h

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Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 3h

*squints*

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 2h

CONGRATULATIONS! 🥳🎀🍾

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 2h

Baby, I'm not flirting... I'm just a Cancer with manners

AJ @aj549.blacksky.app · 2h

Baby, I’m not flirting… I’m just a moderately nice Pisces

MaineRy @mainery27.bsky.social · 4h

Baby, I’m not flirting… I’m just a friendly Gemini

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 2h

I just need this October to span 8mos like that March at the start of the panini did 🥹

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 3h

More bad news 🙃

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 4h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

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Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 3h

need more love like this for the whole skyline

Positive Black Content @miiriya.com · 8h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 3h

Really miss my bestie right now, why does he have to be a stupid bitch and not move to Denver with me 🥹

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Captain Cuddles © 🤠😈😜 @invadeherzim.blacksky.app · 3h

Big Sandals Burnt Sandals and Bone Sandals need to get on one accord ASAP !!!

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 3h

Hey cutie!

But also...

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 3h

Good timing, since my labs just said my protein levels were too high 🙃

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 4h

FUCK CANCER AND FUCK WORK!

I'm hitting the pen for the rest of the day!

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 4h

TMZ and People just reported on this stating his death 😭

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 4h

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK CANCER FR!

😭😭😭

✨IllustriousHussy✨ @harbingerofgaos.bsky.social · 4h

Well, today just took a nose dive. D’Angelo, Rest Easy.✨🥺🕊️💔

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 4h

I go back and forth on blocking my mommy cuz now that she's great with texting it's just "sends link...buy me this" or "your nieces are hungry buy them food" like 3x a week 🥹

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 4h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

I just can't do beets, reminds me of being traumatized by my dad eating bloody rare steak as a kid

I remember he tried to cook my steak how he liked it and it bled into my rice and I boohoo'd so hard my mom got mad at my dad

Poor guy was just trying to have dinner 😅

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

This is what I'm talking about, this was our "ice cream man" some would out fruits and jellys and red bean in for razzle dazzle

I've always liked just the plain one

🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

That's funny cuz on this side, the Viet side, yogurt is a KIDs thing

Cuz it's mainly a frozen treat for school kids, only time yogurt was brought up was for the kids!

And I honestly grew up thinking I aged out of eating yogurt! 😅

Our Man Tho 🇻🇮 🇵🇷 @hitdogsholler.bsky.social · 7h

Jumped back into my ridiculously unreasonable argument with my friend that yogurt is for women only.

I believe it is a female food and I won't be explaining or apologizing.

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

The only notifications I let through are texts and Whatsapp cuz that's for family emergency

✬Communiggty Centric✬ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 7h

I refuse to be beholden to notifications. I turned them all off, and I am simply never notified about anything.

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🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚 @pandaprime69.bsky.social · 6h

SillyBilly for the world
GoofyGoober for the one

✬Communiggty Centric✬ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 7h

Would you rather be a silly billy or a goofy goober?