Noctis Labyrinthus
@tharsisbulge.bsky.social
The island was home only to demons
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I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
February 17, 2026 at 12:37 PM
I’m losing it at this post about this raver just constantly puking all over the place because people keep shitting on the dance floor.
They took away her ribbon room and gave it to the new girl
February 17, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They took away her ribbon room and gave it to the new girl
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Happy Valentines Day from “the Clitoris Truther”
February 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Happy Valentines Day from “the Clitoris Truther”
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while you were studying the blade, i went to the store
February 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
while you were studying the blade, i went to the store
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Job Interview Tip: arrange for a friend to call you so the interviewer will hear your “Bad To The Bone” ringtone.
May 10, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Job Interview Tip: arrange for a friend to call you so the interviewer will hear your “Bad To The Bone” ringtone.
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I sat behind George Lucas at a screening in like 2007 and his phone went off and the ringtone was Bad To The Bone.
December 10, 2024 at 9:37 PM
I sat behind George Lucas at a screening in like 2007 and his phone went off and the ringtone was Bad To The Bone.
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I need you all to hear this vimeo.com/128043799?fb...
Lobster Rolls - CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PORTLAND, MAINE
PROMOTIONAL CONTENT FOR PORTLAND, MAINE BY THE BAND CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PORTLAND, MAINE
vimeo.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I need you all to hear this vimeo.com/128043799?fb...
Weird sudden craving for Kool Aid out of a plastic pitcher
February 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Weird sudden craving for Kool Aid out of a plastic pitcher
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Spaghetti is not even in the top 20 foods that cause farts
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Spaghetti is not even in the top 20 foods that cause farts
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
February 7, 2026 at 12:04 PM
🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.
I better not be getting sick
February 5, 2026 at 8:19 PM
I better not be getting sick
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While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
Epstein had many known connections to Silicon Valley CEOs, but less known was how he made money from those relationships.
We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
We did a deep dive into how he got dealflow in Silicon Valley, giving him shots to invest in Coinbase, Palantir, SpaceX and other companies.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/b...
Jeffrey Epstein’s Money Mingled With Silicon Valley Start-Ups
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
While reporting this, I had something happen that's never happened. A comms rep for one of the co's disputed my reporting and said what I was telling them was untrue because it was not in Grok, xAI's chatbot.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
I was looking directly at the files. And this person was using AI to challenge the truth.
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Hopping in a time machine to tell my 16-year-old self that in the future, the government will reward the Dylan Klebolds and Eric Harrises of the world with federal kidnapping power.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Hopping in a time machine to tell my 16-year-old self that in the future, the government will reward the Dylan Klebolds and Eric Harrises of the world with federal kidnapping power.
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Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Podcast where the guest thinks he’s arriving to smoke weed and riff with the boys but the second he’s high Norm Finkelstein comes out of no where for an ambush debate
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chappell roan playing the im not touching you game with the network censors
February 2, 2026 at 1:32 AM
chappell roan playing the im not touching you game with the network censors
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the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability
February 1, 2026 at 9:27 PM
the Epstein files make it very clear why the MeToo backlash was so extreme and why so much of elite society preferred Donald Trump ruling us like a king to the barest hint of accountability