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I was accused of brutally murdering somebody’s vibe at the Maine Mall in 2014
Try something new, Ted Nugent. Clearly what you’re doing now isn’t making you happy
Saying “suck *a* dick” is so much funnier than saying “suck *my* dick” because it sounds like “suck a dick, you might feel better”
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Bean Box 5 – Soybeans & Peanuts

Raw in shell peanuts 🥜 Cacahuetes japonés - Japanese peanut crackers Roasted soybeans or roasted edamame Instant miso soup that has freeze dried tofu and soy sauce powder
Bean Box 5 – Soybeans & Peanuts
Raw in shell peanuts 🥜 Cacahuetes japonés - Japanese peanut crackers Roasted soybeans or roasted edamame Instant miso soup that has freeze dried tofu and soy sauce powder
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I haven’t seen the cybertruck at the elementary school since I gave it the thumbs down at dropoff
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This describes so many people in my life
Izunyan, a fashionable cat-like fairy who enjoys changing clothes and eating mandarin oranges, is the mascot for Izumiya Shopping Center in Osaka.
A white cat-like mascot with orange, green, and blue patches and a red love heart on its chest is standing in a park.
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coming up!

Combatant//Freak Phone//Omen Negation//Rhys

at Blue Portland Maine

Saturday 10/18 at 8PM

$15 21+
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I definitely used to have this Deep Space Nine fanny pack. There was a period in time when I thought it was a very silly thing to have, but I really wish I still did.
A Deep Space Nine fanny pack on its original cardboard backer. It's made of purple, orange, and black fabric with an image of DS9 on a sparkly background on the front.
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A Building of an Old Man's Fantasy
This happened in the book I’m reading to my six year old
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I think all evil cars should be called Christines and we should have Christine movies like we have vampire movies. Oh no, a Christine!
Also put a beet in my soup so everything is this color
Come with me to Renys Underground (also did you ever get your chic glasses back from my basement?)
In my dream I learned the number one rule of food service: never get in a helicopter with a customer
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the guy who named the ball-peen hammer was a real one