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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Aug 14

My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 44m

"I'm a grandma in spirit" I say to every coworker that walks by the breakroom

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 50m

drinking my late afternoon coffee out of my #1 Grandma mug

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Hot Blooded Tough Guy Rusty Shackles @rustyshackles.bsky.social · 1h

9 years ago says da web

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1h

Next season Beavis and Butt-Head should meet Pangzai

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nights ghoul @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · May 14

🎶her name is mio and she fancies up my drink
🎵so much better than the crap straight from the sink

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 2h

Starting to think we got some bad news bears here

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Jun 13

Winnie the Pooh tuxedo meme:
Top Panel: Regular Winnie the Pooh with text "Meth Addict"
Bottom Panel: Tuxedo Winnie the Pooh with text "Stimulant Sommelier"

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 4h

He's all tuckered out from cooking methamphetamine all day

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 6h

Government of little scamps, by little scamps, for little scamps

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 17h

America Runs on Poison™

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 17h

The Mind Outlaw. The Thought Wanderer. The Logic Ronin. These are just a few of my names in some of the more intellectual circles around town (gas station, other gas station, 7-11 with a gas station).

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 22h

i’m an expert on women. as you can see (unrolls large stolen medieval tapestry) they enjoy sword fighting

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Oct 9

who up open enrolling in their benefits

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john granule @bogbird.bsky.social · 1d

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

the guy who named the ball-peen hammer was a real one

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

thanks weeder my mom bought them for me

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

The type of guy who would name a cat Mittens? Could not be me. I'd name my cat something sensible like Gauntlets or Pauldrons

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

he is living Estupido Style™