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My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe
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Me: Ghengis Khan didn't need to know how to make pivot tables in Excel, why do I?
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Me: Ghengis Khan didn't need to know how to make pivot tables in Excel, why do I?
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
I was born in the wrong generation (too late to be a deadly serious guy talking over the beat in a Eurodance music video)
February 5, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I was born in the wrong generation (too late to be a deadly serious guy talking over the beat in a Eurodance music video)
Yesterday's forgotten scone becomes tonight's desert. The Breakfast Brainiac stays winning
The Lunch Thinker. The Meal Mind. The Breakfast Brainiac.
February 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Yesterday's forgotten scone becomes tonight's desert. The Breakfast Brainiac stays winning
Me: Ghengis Khan didn't need to know how to make pivot tables in Excel, why do I?
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
February 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Me: Ghengis Khan didn't need to know how to make pivot tables in Excel, why do I?
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
My boss: *hearing the distant cry of an eagle on the wind* good point
New, from Stouffer's™: brown loaf
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
New, from Stouffer's™: brown loaf
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Bone Scientist: I just invented the bone ray👨🔬
Bone Wizard: Boner ay🦴
Bone Warlock: Boner ayy💀
Bone Sorceror: Boner ayyy☠️
Bone Wizard: Boner ay🦴
Bone Warlock: Boner ayy💀
Bone Sorceror: Boner ayyy☠️
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bone Scientist: I just invented the bone ray👨🔬
Bone Wizard: Boner ay🦴
Bone Warlock: Boner ayy💀
Bone Sorceror: Boner ayyy☠️
Bone Wizard: Boner ay🦴
Bone Warlock: Boner ayy💀
Bone Sorceror: Boner ayyy☠️
Me, in Vegas with a fat stack of Michael's Rewards $5 coupons: always bet on Matte Black
Croupier: *calling security* yeah he's back
Croupier: *calling security* yeah he's back
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Me, in Vegas with a fat stack of Michael's Rewards $5 coupons: always bet on Matte Black
Croupier: *calling security* yeah he's back
Croupier: *calling security* yeah he's back
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Mulligatawny Phil
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mulligatawny Phil
If a song is in a soundtrack then the band should be in the movie performing the song. If said song is from an album then they have to perform the entire album, in sequential order, on film. The cast of the movie should be in frame, enjoying the show, respectfully.
February 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If a song is in a soundtrack then the band should be in the movie performing the song. If said song is from an album then they have to perform the entire album, in sequential order, on film. The cast of the movie should be in frame, enjoying the show, respectfully.
Me, to the cat: it's February
The cat: you are a prisoner of linear time
The cat: you are a prisoner of linear time
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Me, to the cat: it's February
The cat: you are a prisoner of linear time
The cat: you are a prisoner of linear time
Love da arts baby let's go arts
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Love da arts baby let's go arts
I'm applying to UNC to major in Uncidental Studies. You should never stop learning.
Unc is short for Uncidental
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I'm applying to UNC to major in Uncidental Studies. You should never stop learning.
life is cruel and unfair. my inner oaf is trapped in a 5'9" frame.
January 29, 2026 at 11:41 PM
life is cruel and unfair. my inner oaf is trapped in a 5'9" frame.
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In clod we trust
January 29, 2026 at 7:36 PM
In clod we trust
Only a DeWalt 20V XR Max cordless hammer drill can properly open a hole in my skull to enable cosmic light to reach my brain #sponsoredcontent #ad #trepanation #trepanationnation
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Only a DeWalt 20V XR Max cordless hammer drill can properly open a hole in my skull to enable cosmic light to reach my brain #sponsoredcontent #ad #trepanation #trepanationnation
Rewatched The Critic on Tubi and honestly the only parts that hold up are with Duke Phillips. I am not saying this because Duke made me gaze into the hypnotic power of his evil eye.
January 29, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Rewatched The Critic on Tubi and honestly the only parts that hold up are with Duke Phillips. I am not saying this because Duke made me gaze into the hypnotic power of his evil eye.
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the first person named Thomas to be called Tommy was Thomas Edison but it was bc everyone misunderstood Tom E.
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
the first person named Thomas to be called Tommy was Thomas Edison but it was bc everyone misunderstood Tom E.
Me: Sorry I'm late boss I was rigged up mission impossible style in the break room
Boss: again?
Boss: again?
January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Me: Sorry I'm late boss I was rigged up mission impossible style in the break room
Boss: again?
Boss: again?
Unc is short for Uncidental
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Unc is short for Uncidental
Worcester.. is a place
Worcester.. is a state of mind
Worcester.. is a state of mind
January 27, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Worcester.. is a place
Worcester.. is a state of mind
Worcester.. is a state of mind
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They're calling me the Joe Satriani of fucking up
March 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
They're calling me the Joe Satriani of fucking up