Colin Bartolome...?
@cpcolin.crappycomic.com
It doesn't stand for what you think it does
he/him
he/him
Watching the new episode of The Muppet Show
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Watching the new episode of The Muppet Show
time to sharpen up the oak stakes
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
time to sharpen up the oak stakes
I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You (a song title I thought Dave Barry made up, but is real)
Deleted a post about “what’s your least favorite song” because the vibes are bad enough already.
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
Instead: what’s your favorite song that has a long title, say at least 6 words long?
Mine: “Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town” (Pearl Jam)
February 5, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back in My Bed While I Cry Over You (a song title I thought Dave Barry made up, but is real)
Trying again with watching movie (Bugonia)
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Trying again with watching movie (Bugonia)
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
Me doing my morning doomscroll
April 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Me doing my morning doomscroll
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
Subvert is now expanding its active / live Artists selection. After testing with some of our earliest and vocal Artist-Members, we’re now rolling out access to 50 more Artists - with more to come soon as we test, iterate, and prepare for full platform launch.
Join the co-op at subvert.fm
Join the co-op at subvert.fm
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Subvert is now expanding its active / live Artists selection. After testing with some of our earliest and vocal Artist-Members, we’re now rolling out access to 50 more Artists - with more to come soon as we test, iterate, and prepare for full platform launch.
Join the co-op at subvert.fm
Join the co-op at subvert.fm
Waiting for a sentence break so I can pause my podcast and go pee but it's using modern editing that removes all the gaps so I just piss my pants at my desk
February 3, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Waiting for a sentence break so I can pause my podcast and go pee but it's using modern editing that removes all the gaps so I just piss my pants at my desk
Mulligatawny Phil
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Mulligatawny Phil
Executive Odor 🤣🤣🤣
The comments on this video are all over it lmao. It happens at 0:33 seconds, you can hear it, the woman in green immediately notices, and they end this event in an EMERGENCY.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_6k...
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Executive Odor 🤣🤣🤣
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
Mercado Central says the cooperative is in danger of losing the building ☹️ gofund.me/cf76f8dcb
Donate to Help Save Mercado Central from Closure, organized by Cooperativa Mercado Central
Mercado Central, a cooperative founded by latino entrepeneurs
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gofund.me
January 30, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Mercado Central says the cooperative is in danger of losing the building ☹️ gofund.me/cf76f8dcb
@chipcheezum.bsky.social Can you pop into @diabetus.bsky.social's Twitch and tell us about your McNugget-dipping strategy when you were a kid
January 31, 2026 at 8:03 PM
@chipcheezum.bsky.social Can you pop into @diabetus.bsky.social's Twitch and tell us about your McNugget-dipping strategy when you were a kid
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
You are being misled about renewable energy technology.
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
I'm up too late; ask me nothing
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I'm up too late; ask me nothing
One Battle After Another: March of the Black Queen
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
One Battle After Another: March of the Black Queen
Reposted by Colin Bartolome...?
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Walking through the office with the open bag of Cheetos I've been working on for six minutes and high-fiving Mr. Kozuki in a big cloud of orange dust
Mundane memos from '90s Konami of America? Great social history documents, as it happens: https://archive.gamehistory.org/item/6c7ff961-6711-4d4a-be53-c41269928bba (And yes, the office was pretty strict.)
January 25, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Walking through the office with the open bag of Cheetos I've been working on for six minutes and high-fiving Mr. Kozuki in a big cloud of orange dust
I get sleep paralysis every now and then. My eyes will be open, but I'm still asleep. I can't move my real body, but my dream body will feel like it's moving around and interacting with the world. This can turn stressful, if my dream body starts thrashing around, trying to wake up. 1/7
January 25, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I get sleep paralysis every now and then. My eyes will be open, but I'm still asleep. I can't move my real body, but my dream body will feel like it's moving around and interacting with the world. This can turn stressful, if my dream body starts thrashing around, trying to wake up. 1/7
Countersuggestion: It doesn't matter what you post when their standards are already shooting you in the face for no reason
REMINDER:
DO NOT SAY THINGS IN A PUBLIC FORUM THAT WOULD SINK YOUR DEFENSE IN A CRIMINAL TRIAL.
DO NOT PLAN OR PLOT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST THE STATE ON HERE.
DO NOT TALK HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT POSSIBLY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONTEMPLATING.
DO NOT SAY THINGS IN A PUBLIC FORUM THAT WOULD SINK YOUR DEFENSE IN A CRIMINAL TRIAL.
DO NOT PLAN OR PLOT TO COMMIT VIOLENCE AGAINST THE STATE ON HERE.
DO NOT TALK HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT POSSIBLY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONTEMPLATING.
January 25, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Countersuggestion: It doesn't matter what you post when their standards are already shooting you in the face for no reason
There should be exactly one person who pronounces Betazed as "beta-zee" and that should be Riker because he's from Alaska
January 23, 2026 at 6:54 PM
There should be exactly one person who pronounces Betazed as "beta-zee" and that should be Riker because he's from Alaska
There is a flickering light in my therapist's waiting room that's clearly sending me messages
January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There is a flickering light in my therapist's waiting room that's clearly sending me messages
Because he needed a totally legal excuse for the rest of this shit
Violence only helps Trump & may provide him an excuse to further trample our rights by invoking the Insurrection Act.
January 22, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Because he needed a totally legal excuse for the rest of this shit
Pronouncing the H in "spaghetti" to annoy any persons of Italian descent who live alone in my apartment
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Pronouncing the H in "spaghetti" to annoy any persons of Italian descent who live alone in my apartment
Had a dream that a celebrity went "fuck it" and posted nudes and then somebody asked Grok to put her in a tiny bikini
January 20, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Had a dream that a celebrity went "fuck it" and posted nudes and then somebody asked Grok to put her in a tiny bikini
