Teslakoi
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Hi it's Maya you probably know me from drawing stuff but now I am about knitting (pls talk to me about knitting)
I got both flu and covid shots like three hours ago and oh man I already have a headache and shoulder pain on the covid side. It's really kicking my ass this year.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I got both flu and covid shots like three hours ago and oh man I already have a headache and shoulder pain on the covid side. It's really kicking my ass this year.
Despite my only experience w Wicked being reading two of the Maguire novels like 15 years ago, I am glad for the movies because now after many years of waiting, I can hear a chorus of fellow book readers exclaim: "what the fuck was that?!?"
Which only grows louder if they read past the first novel.
Which only grows louder if they read past the first novel.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Despite my only experience w Wicked being reading two of the Maguire novels like 15 years ago, I am glad for the movies because now after many years of waiting, I can hear a chorus of fellow book readers exclaim: "what the fuck was that?!?"
Which only grows louder if they read past the first novel.
Which only grows louder if they read past the first novel.
my Popflex order got porch pirate'd
I waited all year for that discount...
I waited all year for that discount...
November 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
my Popflex order got porch pirate'd
I waited all year for that discount...
I waited all year for that discount...
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I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I designed a New Kei Truck Shirt. If you like dozens of us, believe that the best trucks are small trucks, this is the shirt for you. I've also reissued my NICE SHIRT kei truck design. Both are available for 24h only at theyetee.com #keitrucksNA
Fuck I got my first bottles of Mooncat last month, and I just ordered a BUNCH of nail polish from Cirque's sale.... and I'm planning on taking advantage of ILNP's only sale of the year next weekend... But the Mooncat ATLA collab has some real nice greens shades...
spongebob says i don 't need it in a cartoon
Alt: spongebob I don't need it gif
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November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Fuck I got my first bottles of Mooncat last month, and I just ordered a BUNCH of nail polish from Cirque's sale.... and I'm planning on taking advantage of ILNP's only sale of the year next weekend... But the Mooncat ATLA collab has some real nice greens shades...
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The trick is to draw the nose more level with the eyes
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The trick is to draw the nose more level with the eyes
I have two eye floaters jangling around in close proximity to each other in the same eye, overlapping but never quite touching, how awkward.
I wonder if anyone has ever observed their floaters collide...
I wonder if anyone has ever observed their floaters collide...
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I have two eye floaters jangling around in close proximity to each other in the same eye, overlapping but never quite touching, how awkward.
I wonder if anyone has ever observed their floaters collide...
I wonder if anyone has ever observed their floaters collide...
Woke up with Lonely Island's I Run NY in my head, and for some reason* that suddenly reminded me the comic Ex Machina existed, and that I had heard nothing about what was at the time, a critically acclaimed comic, in well over a decade. After looking up a synopsis it doesn't sound like it was good.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Woke up with Lonely Island's I Run NY in my head, and for some reason* that suddenly reminded me the comic Ex Machina existed, and that I had heard nothing about what was at the time, a critically acclaimed comic, in well over a decade. After looking up a synopsis it doesn't sound like it was good.
I don't know why or how, but using the magnifying lens arm thing I bought for detail work temporarily fixes my distance double vision.
I'm pretty sure my vision was fucked up by wearing wonky high strength glasses for like five years, like my eyes got trained to focus wrong.
I'm pretty sure my vision was fucked up by wearing wonky high strength glasses for like five years, like my eyes got trained to focus wrong.
October 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I don't know why or how, but using the magnifying lens arm thing I bought for detail work temporarily fixes my distance double vision.
I'm pretty sure my vision was fucked up by wearing wonky high strength glasses for like five years, like my eyes got trained to focus wrong.
I'm pretty sure my vision was fucked up by wearing wonky high strength glasses for like five years, like my eyes got trained to focus wrong.
I will never stop being amazed at how willfully stupid and hostile the online knitting community can be. Truly one of the highest concentration of wokescolds this side of 2014 Tumblr. Folks are out here acting like having an expensive, niche hobby means they experience more oppression than privilege
October 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I will never stop being amazed at how willfully stupid and hostile the online knitting community can be. Truly one of the highest concentration of wokescolds this side of 2014 Tumblr. Folks are out here acting like having an expensive, niche hobby means they experience more oppression than privilege
If you had told me that using hydrating toner would SHRINK MY NOSE* I would have started using that shit earlier.
I really should have realized after noticing how soft my skin felt after using glycolic acid.
*Clogged pores add volume to the skin, the thicker the skin the more noticable the change
I really should have realized after noticing how soft my skin felt after using glycolic acid.
*Clogged pores add volume to the skin, the thicker the skin the more noticable the change
October 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you had told me that using hydrating toner would SHRINK MY NOSE* I would have started using that shit earlier.
I really should have realized after noticing how soft my skin felt after using glycolic acid.
*Clogged pores add volume to the skin, the thicker the skin the more noticable the change
I really should have realized after noticing how soft my skin felt after using glycolic acid.
*Clogged pores add volume to the skin, the thicker the skin the more noticable the change
The annual experience of being Canadian online and suddenly seeing people suddenly posting about Christopher Columbus on Thanksgiving like they're trying to start an intergenerational argument at the table.
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The annual experience of being Canadian online and suddenly seeing people suddenly posting about Christopher Columbus on Thanksgiving like they're trying to start an intergenerational argument at the table.
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Last night I found out about three things:
-Gyokuro green tea, which has more caffeine per cup than coffee
-Wakocha, a matcha style powder made with BLACK TEA
-A local tea festival in a couple weeks with vendors attending who sell BOTH
This winter is going to be Different.
-Gyokuro green tea, which has more caffeine per cup than coffee
-Wakocha, a matcha style powder made with BLACK TEA
-A local tea festival in a couple weeks with vendors attending who sell BOTH
This winter is going to be Different.
October 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Last night I found out about three things:
-Gyokuro green tea, which has more caffeine per cup than coffee
-Wakocha, a matcha style powder made with BLACK TEA
-A local tea festival in a couple weeks with vendors attending who sell BOTH
This winter is going to be Different.
-Gyokuro green tea, which has more caffeine per cup than coffee
-Wakocha, a matcha style powder made with BLACK TEA
-A local tea festival in a couple weeks with vendors attending who sell BOTH
This winter is going to be Different.
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I bought a dry shampoo mousse on clearance just to try out the format. I don't use dry shampoo that often, but this shit fuckin delivers, my hair looks amazing and feels clean, it's infuriating.
Hopefully it wasn't actually discontinued and this doesn't become a new white whale of beauty.
Hopefully it wasn't actually discontinued and this doesn't become a new white whale of beauty.
October 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I bought a dry shampoo mousse on clearance just to try out the format. I don't use dry shampoo that often, but this shit fuckin delivers, my hair looks amazing and feels clean, it's infuriating.
Hopefully it wasn't actually discontinued and this doesn't become a new white whale of beauty.
Hopefully it wasn't actually discontinued and this doesn't become a new white whale of beauty.
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THE MEME IS REAL
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
THE MEME IS REAL
The tariff enforcement and loss of the de minimus exception is really bringing all the drawbacks of living in Canada to the US with none of the benefits of living in Canada.
September 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The tariff enforcement and loss of the de minimus exception is really bringing all the drawbacks of living in Canada to the US with none of the benefits of living in Canada.
There is an little old black Pomeranian that moved into the building and it's so precious. I can hear Chopin's Petit Chien playing in my head every time I see it flitting around the courtyard with it's tiny, perfect gait.
September 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There is an little old black Pomeranian that moved into the building and it's so precious. I can hear Chopin's Petit Chien playing in my head every time I see it flitting around the courtyard with it's tiny, perfect gait.
Am I the only person who immediately assumed people are crazy when they start talking shit about Gen Alpha? Like why are you gossiping about middle schoolers? The oldest are Sophomores in high school? Leave them kids alone.
I feel similarly about Gen Z shit, a lot of them are still undergrads.
I feel similarly about Gen Z shit, a lot of them are still undergrads.
September 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Am I the only person who immediately assumed people are crazy when they start talking shit about Gen Alpha? Like why are you gossiping about middle schoolers? The oldest are Sophomores in high school? Leave them kids alone.
I feel similarly about Gen Z shit, a lot of them are still undergrads.
I feel similarly about Gen Z shit, a lot of them are still undergrads.
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MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
MAYOR: Did you do that sculpture solemnly honouring our civil war dead
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What
SCULPTOR: Sure thing boss, real sexy just like you asked
MAYOR: What
A Sephora lady looked at my bare face appraisingly after I asked for help finding a shade match and said "your skin is perfect... just perfect." In such a glowing, warm tone... It's been months an I still think about it when I look in the mirror.
I may be riding that high for the rest of my life.
I may be riding that high for the rest of my life.
September 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A Sephora lady looked at my bare face appraisingly after I asked for help finding a shade match and said "your skin is perfect... just perfect." In such a glowing, warm tone... It's been months an I still think about it when I look in the mirror.
I may be riding that high for the rest of my life.
I may be riding that high for the rest of my life.
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The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The official Canadian Petition to reign in payment processor censorship has stalled out just under 10k signatures.
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
This is a reminder for Canadians, this is an OFFICIAL petition that will be responded to. Show your support in protecting our free speech!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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What an expertly called shot
September 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
What an expertly called shot