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Hi it's Maya you probably know me from drawing stuff but now I am about knitting (pls talk to me about knitting)
It falls under the genre of fanfiction where you think this is going somewhere interesting and insightful and new but it turns out it's just the author doing backflips to avoid talking to anyone about basic concepts like "the nature of evil" or even "why is racism??"
November 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Very gratifying to see people agree with 17yo me about the pace and structure being bizarre, and not in a way that seems clever or purposeful, just kinda... Stuff Keeps Happening, characters barely react or emote, the sex stuff is weird, not in its inclusion but that it's all very dry and tasteless.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Worse than the actual theft (in this economy? Understandable. Pissed the courier didn't bother knocking tho.) is that I now have to go through the claims process.

Instead of new undergarments what I really ended up getting was a bureaucratic hassle run by chatbots....
November 28, 2025 at 7:34 PM
From what I remember of the exotic plant/pet store I went to during my houseplant phase, they couldn't breed those rubber ducky isopods fast enough so those puppies sell for a MINT. I was really surprised to find out they're not a captive bred mutation, but a wild caught species of cubaris.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"We have Enhydriodon at home"

The Enhydriodon at home:
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
But have you bought any dj equipment???
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Very impressed with anyone who manages to milk those fuckin things! My (Georgian) grandma showed me how to milk cows when I was 5 and way too weak to do it properly. I remember the technique being super fiddly, so I can't imagine how hard it would be without the convenient, hand-sized nipples.
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Bringing this back since I remembered that despite coming from a culture that consumes a lot of horse milk (Sakha represent!) I'd never actually seen what mares got going on under there, just a bunch of foals discretely suckling at some structure invisible to us, turns out:

Its testy lookin' teats
November 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
A WHOLE PRUGLY COLLECTION????

*I DON'T NEED IT INTENSIFIES*
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I already have Holo Taco Peridot colour that's similar to My Cabbages that I don't wear since it's too cool, but I love flakies...! Tales of Ba Sing De is right up my alley ngl but like there MUST be a dupe in ILNP's catalogue of 700+ polishes, though magnetics is like their smallest selection.
November 21, 2025 at 6:23 PM
NO THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT!!
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I kind of wonder what their education is like. In my experience they're either graduate w a Fine Arts degree and want to suck Damien Hirst's toes or they got an Art History degree and have never touched a brush and have a worshipful reverence for old masters and/or oil painters exclusively.
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Real answer: the custom moulds for the soles in every size cost a lot to make and the fact it's technically "equipment" means they can charge over $200 and the customers won't bat an eye

Least unhelpful answer: same hat I have been weeping over these for months now foundrymews.com/en/products/...
[MADE TO ORDER] Esmond
Versatile lace-up shoes that combine sporty elements with elegance. The design is carefully crafted down to the smallest detail, making it light and comfortable to wear no matter the season. These sho...
foundrymews.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
We already had thanksgiving up here and it snowed in Toronto this week (now melted), that's probably close enough.
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Links for anyone interested:

Westminster station:
youtu.be/O0ZkVFmHUNA?...

Canadian Parlaiment:
youtu.be/IxFcNOmND00?...
The Insane Tunnels Under Big Ben
YouTube video by The B1M
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I coulda sworn The B1M did a video about this on YouTube, but it was actually only about the building and design of Westminster station and keeping Elizabeth tower from tilting during construction... they did do a vid last month on Canada's big Parlaiment reno project tho, a much simpler project.
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Wikipedia says Oscar Isaac is set to produce and star in a film based on the series (Mr. Hernandez noooooo you usually have such good taste despite being an X-Men fan, you even dodged Megalopolis!) with a rename so it is not confused with Ex Machina (2014) which also starred Oscar Isaac.
November 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM