It falls under the genre of fanfiction where you think this is going somewhere interesting and insightful and new but it turns out it's just the author doing backflips to avoid talking to anyone about basic concepts like "the nature of evil" or even "why is racism??"

Very gratifying to see people agree with 17yo me about the pace and structure being bizarre, and not in a way that seems clever or purposeful, just kinda... Stuff Keeps Happening, characters barely react or emote, the sex stuff is weird, not in its inclusion but that it's all very dry and tasteless.

Worse than the actual theft (in this economy? Understandable. Pissed the courier didn't bother knocking tho.) is that I now have to go through the claims process.

Instead of new undergarments what I really ended up getting was a bureaucratic hassle run by chatbots....

From what I remember of the exotic plant/pet store I went to during my houseplant phase, they couldn't breed those rubber ducky isopods fast enough so those puppies sell for a MINT. I was really surprised to find out they're not a captive bred mutation, but a wild caught species of cubaris.

"We have Enhydriodon at home"

The Enhydriodon at home:

But have you bought any dj equipment???

Very impressed with anyone who manages to milk those fuckin things! My (Georgian) grandma showed me how to milk cows when I was 5 and way too weak to do it properly. I remember the technique being super fiddly, so I can't imagine how hard it would be without the convenient, hand-sized nipples.

Bringing this back since I remembered that despite coming from a culture that consumes a lot of horse milk (Sakha represent!) I'd never actually seen what mares got going on under there, just a bunch of foals discretely suckling at some structure invisible to us, turns out:

Its testy lookin' teats

A WHOLE PRUGLY COLLECTION????

*I DON'T NEED IT INTENSIFIES*

I already have Holo Taco Peridot colour that's similar to My Cabbages that I don't wear since it's too cool, but I love flakies...! Tales of Ba Sing De is right up my alley ngl but like there MUST be a dupe in ILNP's catalogue of 700+ polishes, though magnetics is like their smallest selection.

NO THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT!!

I kind of wonder what their education is like. In my experience they're either graduate w a Fine Arts degree and want to suck Damien Hirst's toes or they got an Art History degree and have never touched a brush and have a worshipful reverence for old masters and/or oil painters exclusively.

Real answer: the custom moulds for the soles in every size cost a lot to make and the fact it's technically "equipment" means they can charge over $200 and the customers won't bat an eye

Least unhelpful answer: same hat I have been weeping over these for months now foundrymews.com/en/products/...

We already had thanksgiving up here and it snowed in Toronto this week (now melted), that's probably close enough.

Links for anyone interested:

Westminster station:
youtu.be/O0ZkVFmHUNA?...

Canadian Parlaiment:
youtu.be/IxFcNOmND00?...

I coulda sworn The B1M did a video about this on YouTube, but it was actually only about the building and design of Westminster station and keeping Elizabeth tower from tilting during construction... they did do a vid last month on Canada's big Parlaiment reno project tho, a much simpler project.

Wikipedia says Oscar Isaac is set to produce and star in a film based on the series (Mr. Hernandez noooooo you usually have such good taste despite being an X-Men fan, you even dodged Megalopolis!) with a rename so it is not confused with Ex Machina (2014) which also starred Oscar Isaac.