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Terry B
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I’m pretty boring actually.
Schrodinger’s footlong.
Defense begins, “This case, ladies and gentlemen, is about a sandwich. A sandwich that according to Agent Lairmore somehow both exploded on his chest in a spray of mustard and onions but also landed intact on the ground still in its Subway wrapper.”
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ice are animals
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Do you love the Chicago Public Library? Do you not want to wait weeks for books? Do you still want to be able to go to programs? Send a letter to electeds !

In the budget, Brandon Johnson is proposing 89 cuts to positions, and cutting our book budget in half. actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
October 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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We shall not flag or fail. We shall fight in Pilsen, we shall fight on the Lakefront Trail, we shall fight them with giardiniera and footwork, we shall defend our city, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on Lower Lower Wacker, we shall fight in the Jewel; we shall never fucking surrender.
September 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”
May 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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A reminder not to store red sauce in Tupperware.
May 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
If we must have a dictator I want it to be Jaime Raskin
February 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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I see. So what you’re telling me is we need to organize a grassroots, civil-rights-style mobilization of the people to fight for the restoration of the germ theory of disease.
February 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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February 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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classic Loony Tunes have much to teach us about class solidarity
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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think i just solved a paradox.

the trick is to have another cat open the box.
January 17, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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We should have known this was the wrong timeline when the British started making cooking shows
January 11, 2025 at 5:59 AM
My friends, I believe it’s time to grease the wheels on the tumbrils
January 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Love this flag design
December 28, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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The homophobes won't like you better if you turn your back on trans or nonbinary people, queers.

They'll just use you up before throwing you on top of the pile with us other homos. Hope the extra five minutes was worth it, ya fucking scab.
November 19, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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consider making yourself or obtaining a grilled cheese sandwich today

all grilled cheeses are equally pleasing before god's sight, they are the angels of small joy
November 11, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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I want to promise you all that no matter how big this site gets, I will NEVER sell out to the makers of Windex, the world’s leading brand of glass and hard-surface cleaners, known and trusted for over 50 years
November 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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We need more music where the singer says "take 'em for a walk, Artie" and then a guy with a clarinet just goes nuts for like 8 minutes
November 12, 2024 at 2:31 AM