Joe Meek Till Brooklyn
@telstarman.bsky.social
I guess I prefer President Couchfucker to President Kidfucker. Better if they both aren't in charge any more.
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I guess I prefer President Couchfucker to President Kidfucker. Better if they both aren't in charge any more.
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
Her job is to be blonde, give Rupert Murdoch the closest thing he can currently have to an erection, and read a teleprompter. She's the monkey, and the person you have a genuine beef with is the organ grinder.
Megyn Kelly is outing herself as total trash again?
I’m not surprised she’s defending pedophilia.
Are you?
I’m not surprised she’s defending pedophilia.
Are you?
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Her job is to be blonde, give Rupert Murdoch the closest thing he can currently have to an erection, and read a teleprompter. She's the monkey, and the person you have a genuine beef with is the organ grinder.
Churches need to pay taxes. To quote a shit ton of fundamentalists, I want everyone to have EQUAL rights, not for some favored subgroup to have SPECIAL rights.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Churches need to pay taxes. To quote a shit ton of fundamentalists, I want everyone to have EQUAL rights, not for some favored subgroup to have SPECIAL rights.
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hot take? a lot of liberals are simply disgusted by queerness. a lot of queer expression is found in porn and kink. they're not going to admit how much the thought of queer sex, identity, or expression bother them but they're happy to be passive fascists and do nothing while porn is attacked.
There has been a noticeable reticence in left and liberal circles to voice full-throated support for pornography, even as it's become increasingly clear what the open end goals of the censorship movement are
In a lot of ways other leftists chose this path folks. They shrugged and didn’t care when Patreon banned a ton of hypnosis and TF creators, or when YouTube started their ASMR crackdown. Now it’s coming for queer porn creators, more and more. Who will stand up?
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
hot take? a lot of liberals are simply disgusted by queerness. a lot of queer expression is found in porn and kink. they're not going to admit how much the thought of queer sex, identity, or expression bother them but they're happy to be passive fascists and do nothing while porn is attacked.
If I did not want my political career to be upended, I simply would not pay children so I could molest them.
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If I did not want my political career to be upended, I simply would not pay children so I could molest them.
The Venn diagram of "it's not pedophilia if the guy I like is molesting teenagers" and "it is necessary to try this Black thirteen-year-old as an adult and send him to prison" is a fucking circle.
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The Venn diagram of "it's not pedophilia if the guy I like is molesting teenagers" and "it is necessary to try this Black thirteen-year-old as an adult and send him to prison" is a fucking circle.
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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Democrats say Donald Trump molests children. As president, he's been far more likely to starve or deport them. Two Pinocchios.
November 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Democrats say Donald Trump molests children. As president, he's been far more likely to starve or deport them. Two Pinocchios.
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Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ken Starr, immediately after being fired for his role in the coverup of sexual abuse at Baylor: I should reach out to convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
this happened! this is a thing that happened!
Ehh. They said it was anyone to the left of Heinrich Himmler that were the REAL child-eating Satanists. Accusing exactly the wrong people doesn't make me think they got it right.
cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ehh. They said it was anyone to the left of Heinrich Himmler that were the REAL child-eating Satanists. Accusing exactly the wrong people doesn't make me think they got it right.
Jane and Michael Stern's ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BAD TASTE was one of the foundational texts of my life. How did I get this way? By realizing that low culture has a history as well. It isn't just opera and oil paintings that deserve to be known about.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Jane and Michael Stern's ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BAD TASTE was one of the foundational texts of my life. How did I get this way? By realizing that low culture has a history as well. It isn't just opera and oil paintings that deserve to be known about.
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there are “bad” numbers and then there are “take a hammer to the system to be sure no one ever sees these” numbers
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
there are “bad” numbers and then there are “take a hammer to the system to be sure no one ever sees these” numbers
Similar to the Very Serious Word Talker People complaining about leftists who knew the Iraq war was a fucking debacle in the making back in 2003, all the way here in 2025. There's an institutional inability to admit being wrong about moral issues with VERY easy answers.
My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Similar to the Very Serious Word Talker People complaining about leftists who knew the Iraq war was a fucking debacle in the making back in 2003, all the way here in 2025. There's an institutional inability to admit being wrong about moral issues with VERY easy answers.
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
So that was a neat Saturday. Got to give a bolo tie with Telstar I on it to the professor emeritus of cinematic garbage.
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
So that was a neat Saturday. Got to give a bolo tie with Telstar I on it to the professor emeritus of cinematic garbage.
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A LOT of industry folks need to take "I think there's a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit" to HEART.
Truly, if the music industry had just bribed a bunch of judgy headline-chasing assholes, American culture would be so different now.
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Truly, if the music industry had just bribed a bunch of judgy headline-chasing assholes, American culture would be so different now.
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Heading out to see Joe Bob Briggs' first Michigan event of ever. Hope everyone else has something great to distract them from the ongoing horrors.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Heading out to see Joe Bob Briggs' first Michigan event of ever. Hope everyone else has something great to distract them from the ongoing horrors.