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Casper Hoed
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Improvising music and words, all over the shop.
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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80s: Japan is the future
90s, 00s: Japan in dying country typified by stagnant incomes, xenophobia and toxic, sexless nerd culture
Now: oh, that WAS the future
the actual suicide of the West will be combining a rapidly aging population with hostility to migrants. however we must give credit to East Asia, especially Japan, for pioneering this model.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is illiterate policy. For the policy to have a clear rationale, it needs to apply to all vehicles, with rates staggered by weight class and fuel economy. It's then also a way of clawing back the indirect subsidy to drivers over the past 15 years through constant deferral of fuel duty rises.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
This is why we shouldn't let Palantir run stuff. Anything!
New: Videos show ICE/CBP agents are scanning peoples' faces on the street to verify citizenship. ICE has tool to instantly look up unprecedented number of databases with just a photo

“I’m an American citizen so leave me alone”

“Alright, we just got to verify that”

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
ICE and CBP Agents Are Scanning Peoples’ Faces on the Street To Verify Citizenship
Videos on social media show officers from ICE and CBP using facial recognition technology on people in the field. One expert described the practice as “pure dystopian creep.”
www.404media.co
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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IMPORTANT: DO NOT PRACTICE YOUR 1970S DISCO STRUT ON THE MILITARY FIRING RANGE.
October 29, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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This is why “listening” isn’t reducible to something like “resonance” or even “sympathy.” The necessary conditions for feeling heard go include doing something with what is heard beyond echoing to responding and acting on it.
Maybe they could try giving people some hope that their lives could improve instead of just promising misery and cruelty
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Caerphilly 💪💪💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
They’ve packed up, moved on. And so have their bots.
October 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Well done Caerphilly, well done Wales, well done Plaid Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💪
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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remove her from her job, let nobody ever forget the horrendous nonsense she came out swinging for, and take all of her printed music scores and bury them under the north sea. this person should never be put in front of the public ever again
Several Tory MPs are unhappy at language of Katie Lam, a junior whip, saying mass deportations of 2-3m+ needed to make Britain "more culturally coherent" (ie, fewer nonwhite migrants) but "not entirely" (ie,some of those she can't deport won't integrate: Muslims)
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Conservatives complain to whips about fellow MP’s comments on legally settled people
Exclusive: Criticism of Katie Lam comes amid widespread confusion in the party over its policy on indefinite leave to remain
www.theguardian.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Play isn’t just for playgrounds.
Children should have a right to play in the streets, alleys, pavements and car parks of their neighbourhoods
Play isn’t just for playgrounds.
tcnv.link
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Make America Argentina again
US FEDERAL RESERVE WILL PRINT $1.5 TRILLION FOLLOWING OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER INTEREST RATE CUTS
October 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As Lacan would say, they are enjoying their symptom.
People who are generally upset with how their lives are going, and also feel there are too many people around who look different, can never actually be appeased.

Not by Brexit, not by eliminating FoM, not by new taxes or fees, not by ending ILR, not by denaturalizing not by anything.
October 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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'Piccadilly Circus Underground Station' (from 'This Is London', 1959) by Miroslav Šašek
October 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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To be absolutely clear, it is impossible to vote for a party that cannot bring itself to unequivocally defend the rights of people living and working legally in this country. Because arbitrary removal of legal rights, or sudden varying of terms, for some is ultimately a threat to everyone.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
A very interesting thread that shows how labour regulation is not only a matter of law, but also a matter of enforcement and sanction. The UK has shown itself to be systematically negligent on this, leading to a free-for-all for unscrupulous employers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Basically the US Treasury burnt USD400 million on the altar of neoliberal ideology, predictably benefiting financiers
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The world I was born into: a world of brown, sensible, sobre things. And brown sensible drunk things
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
In light of all the ruckus around Maccabi and Villa, let's remember what happened in Amsterdam. Ultras came to the city looking for a scrap, found it with some street youths, police had to intervene. Same old story. The difference was a foreign government using it as a propaganda wedge issue.
October 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
That's it, I'm moving to Brussels.
October 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Every country with English expat populations should retaliate.
October 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Pamuk's My Name Is Red is poorly disguised rip-off of The Name Of The Rose.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I can’t express how dually maddening and affirming it is to have spent years reading philosophy and theory trying to make sense of myself, my politics and my place in the universe as our leaders get worked by dickheads who believe they’ve cracked the code by abusing amphetamines and watching anime.
They’re morons, they’re just dickheads who accidentally struck it rich by chance, not by merit, and this system does not give a fuck about the ability or morality of the idiots who relentlessly quest to amass as much money as possible
October 13, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The sort of epistemological naiveté you wouldn't even accept from an undergraduate.
Matthew Syed, who recently wrote a long read about why he just joined the Conservatives, objected to his BBC introduction including this fact: "Yes, I just joined the Conservatives, but I still see myself, first and foremost, as an objective journalist, if I may say so."

Phew! Glad that's settled.
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
October 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM