Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
· Oct 10
Oh hey. Save the date(s) and come see @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social this season! 🐀💚
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The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.
June 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.
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"If you're a guy ... or a girl"
He's woke! He's woke!
He's woke! He's woke!
#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald’s advice for anyone who is interested in getting into coaching football:
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"If you're a guy ... or a girl"
He's woke! He's woke!
He's woke! He's woke!
Is this game drunj @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Is this game drunj @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
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You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve found in thrift stores. Most of my furniture is thrifted, and probably about half of my wardrobe.
The things women can do in the thrift store?????
amazing!
amazing!
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
You wouldn’t believe the things I’ve found in thrift stores. Most of my furniture is thrifted, and probably about half of my wardrobe.
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I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can tell you why b/c dat ass is 🔥
I miss my favorite podcast 🥺
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I miss my favorite podcast 🥺
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Jaxon Smith-Njigba just broke the Seahawks single-season receiving record (previously DK Metcalf with 1,303). The Seahawks still have six games left this season.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Jaxon Smith-Njigba just broke the Seahawks single-season receiving record (previously DK Metcalf with 1,303). The Seahawks still have six games left this season.
Having box mac and cheese for brunch because there’s no rule that says I can’t 😎
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Having box mac and cheese for brunch because there’s no rule that says I can’t 😎
They’re scared of my big beautiful boy
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They’re scared of my big beautiful boy
We’ve known it’s mostly bots over there for a long time. Social media (and tech in general) being data obsessed means people would rather have thousands of likes from bots over fewer likes from actual people. Sad but unsurprising, it’s how these platforms have conditioned us.
Twitter now displays where accounts are from and it has confirmed that too many of the political accounts are out of country bots.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
Why are folks still there? To argue with bots? A waste of precious time while enriching the richest man on Earth.
Delete your account.
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We’ve known it’s mostly bots over there for a long time. Social media (and tech in general) being data obsessed means people would rather have thousands of likes from bots over fewer likes from actual people. Sad but unsurprising, it’s how these platforms have conditioned us.
Me, a person who still hasn’t seen Midsommar: Getting Midsommar vibes from the new Hunger Games trailer (complimentary)
November 23, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Me, a person who still hasn’t seen Midsommar: Getting Midsommar vibes from the new Hunger Games trailer (complimentary)
Why is there a literal Mickey Mouse show at the end of this race
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Why is there a literal Mickey Mouse show at the end of this race
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Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me, calling me
Lawson is shambolic this year. Bro loves 2 crash.
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Lawson is shambolic this year. Bro loves 2 crash.
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Beyoncé is in the paddock at the Las Vegas GP (via F1)
November 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Beyoncé is in the paddock at the Las Vegas GP (via F1)
Logging on:
November 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Logging on:
Went to Elliott Bay and bought a very me selection of books
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Went to Elliott Bay and bought a very me selection of books
btw I actually screamed last night when I saw that Carlos got P3 in Quali. I think adopting Williams has actually made me feel better about this F1 season than being a Ferrari fan has and I was not expecting that (but perhaps I should’ve).
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
btw I actually screamed last night when I saw that Carlos got P3 in Quali. I think adopting Williams has actually made me feel better about this F1 season than being a Ferrari fan has and I was not expecting that (but perhaps I should’ve).
Please pray that yr girl does not have a concussion 🙏
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Please pray that yr girl does not have a concussion 🙏
Still cannot think about Will Anderson Jr without thinking about the way Pete Carroll looked at him
I honestly have so many but I love this one because I just wanna find someone who looks at me the way Pete Carroll looks at Will Anderson Jr
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Still cannot think about Will Anderson Jr without thinking about the way Pete Carroll looked at him
These unis would be cooler if they were for the Falcons.
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
These unis would be cooler if they were for the Falcons.
Incredible truck in front of me today
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Incredible truck in front of me today
And there are people who still insist it’s better over there
In case anyone wonders how things are going in The Other Place
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And there are people who still insist it’s better over there