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There are some who call me Death

@taylorklong.bsky.social

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aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 4d

Oh hey. Save the date(s) and come see @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social this season! 🐀💚

Rat City game dates for 2026: Jan 17, Feb 7, March 21, April 18

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 8h

Carlos is on my list, too.

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 8h

These are EXCELLENT

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 8h

In (almost) any other year, I would've said the Seattle Mariners... 🥲

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 8h

My most recent ex would sleep with it open in the middle of winter in New England and I told him he was insane for that

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 10h

Yeah, I agree. I don’t really care what people read as long as they’re reading. And I’ve seen a lot of people rediscover their love of reading because of books that others look down on - and then being reminded that they enjoy reading led them to “better” things.

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 10h

This

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 11h

He’s a maniac, I love him

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 11h

Did you make it out

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 11h

Pretty sure the last full moon was in the sign of Aries so especially yes

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 11h

Noticing 👀

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

Has S*th watched CoM? jw…

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

Oh absolutely

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 13h

Fire sign culture tbh

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 14h

The top secret reason for fewer overload episodes revealed?? 👀

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 14h

Feels like confirmation it was a dumb bit

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 14h

I read it when I was younger but I’m long overdue for a reread so I think I’m gonna make it my spooky season read

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

omg

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

For legal reasons, they are giving us a day to rest our hearts

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

Can you tell I speak from experience

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

We all have our own “I’m going to push off dealing with this thing that I shouldn’t” men just tend do it with things like their health or their mental health instead of their cars

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 17h

wdym

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 18h

One was enough

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 18h

In her defense… I also drove around with a bulge on my tire for a few months and I lived to post about it

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There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 18h

I agree but there are people here who LOVE it

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 18h

I mean that’s not the only thing but that’s definitely part of it. These rules also include not doing the wave when we are on the mound, which would be more controversial.

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