Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
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We finally have dates for the @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social season - and you can even buy a season ticket! www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...
Time to start A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 😇
November 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Time to start A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms 😇
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
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best uniforms on darnold ranked
5. panthers (light blue and black is awful on him)
4. jets (green is too yellow, the emerald of the helmet is better)
3. 49ers (when red leans blue is best)
2. vikings (jewel tones are good!)
1. seahawks (especially the throwbacks royal blue)
5. panthers (light blue and black is awful on him)
4. jets (green is too yellow, the emerald of the helmet is better)
3. 49ers (when red leans blue is best)
2. vikings (jewel tones are good!)
1. seahawks (especially the throwbacks royal blue)
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
best uniforms on darnold ranked
5. panthers (light blue and black is awful on him)
4. jets (green is too yellow, the emerald of the helmet is better)
3. 49ers (when red leans blue is best)
2. vikings (jewel tones are good!)
1. seahawks (especially the throwbacks royal blue)
5. panthers (light blue and black is awful on him)
4. jets (green is too yellow, the emerald of the helmet is better)
3. 49ers (when red leans blue is best)
2. vikings (jewel tones are good!)
1. seahawks (especially the throwbacks royal blue)
We finally have dates for the @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social season - and you can even buy a season ticket! www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
We finally have dates for the @ratcityrollerderby.bsky.social season - and you can even buy a season ticket! www.zeffy.com/en-US/ticket...
Quali and pie for breakfast, living the dream
November 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Quali and pie for breakfast, living the dream
It’s honestly so wild that they got Cuarón to do a Harry Potter movie (and it’s easily the best one)
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 AM
It’s honestly so wild that they got Cuarón to do a Harry Potter movie (and it’s easily the best one)
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SEATTLE SHOWED UP! 🤩
Today's home opener sets the record for the largest attendance for a women's hockey game in a US arena AND the highest attended home venue game in PWHL history!
Today's home opener sets the record for the largest attendance for a women's hockey game in a US arena AND the highest attended home venue game in PWHL history!
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
SEATTLE SHOWED UP! 🤩
Today's home opener sets the record for the largest attendance for a women's hockey game in a US arena AND the highest attended home venue game in PWHL history!
Today's home opener sets the record for the largest attendance for a women's hockey game in a US arena AND the highest attended home venue game in PWHL history!
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"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"just throw on youtube videos in the background" they said "it'll stress you out less than the news" well i'm still stressed about the news and now i have a parasocial crush on a weird little guy who talks about video game topography
Can’t get over him having a football bro version of a live laugh love tattoo
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Can’t get over him having a football bro version of a live laugh love tattoo
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#Thanksgiving2025 An annual reading of the Thanksgiving Day Poem, "I ate too much Turkey", by Jack Prelustky -- the enduring classic.
As read by yours truly, CmikesSpinMove:
As read by yours truly, CmikesSpinMove:
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 AM
#Thanksgiving2025 An annual reading of the Thanksgiving Day Poem, "I ate too much Turkey", by Jack Prelustky -- the enduring classic.
As read by yours truly, CmikesSpinMove:
As read by yours truly, CmikesSpinMove:
“And…. the kick is good”
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
“And…. the kick is good”
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
Jack White has dickhead energy but he sure can write a tune
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Jack White has dickhead energy but he sure can write a tune
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Something I wrote many moons ago, but it still resonates.
"You'll Never Make the Six"
- @taylorklong.bsky.social on family, holiday travel, traditions, and watching PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES every Thanksgiving
- @taylorklong.bsky.social on family, holiday travel, traditions, and watching PLANES, TRAINS, AND AUTOMOBILES every Thanksgiving
You'll Never Make the Six: Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
When I was younger, 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles' felt like a peek into a secret world of men that I knew so little about.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Something I wrote many moons ago, but it still resonates.
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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I'm single, a good baker/chef, bit woke, love to hike and ski, read cycle synching books, and a big romantic/good listener. Hit me up, ladies.
November 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I'm single, a good baker/chef, bit woke, love to hike and ski, read cycle synching books, and a big romantic/good listener. Hit me up, ladies.
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WRONG
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
WRONG
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
FIND JOY IN ALL THE LITTLE THINGS UNDER FASCISM
THE FASCISTS FUCKING HATE IT
A whole day of food takes? It really is starting to feel like the old (good) days of Twitter around here.
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A whole day of food takes? It really is starting to feel like the old (good) days of Twitter around here.
Add a scoop of greek yogurt to any slice of pie and you've automatically got yourself a breakfast. (Works best with plain, imo, but in some cases I could see an argument for vanilla.)
This got me thinking….how do we as a society normalize pumpkin pie as a breakfast option at restaurants year round? Who will be the change we want to see in the world?
It turns out Mina and I have identical pie takes (literally had home made pumpkin pie for breakfast this morning before kids woke up).
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Add a scoop of greek yogurt to any slice of pie and you've automatically got yourself a breakfast. (Works best with plain, imo, but in some cases I could see an argument for vanilla.)
Seeing some absolutely wild pie takes on here today, to which I will say: pie is the best dessert, fruit pies are the best pies, and all-butter crust is king. If you disagree, I don’t care, don’t @ me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Seeing some absolutely wild pie takes on here today, to which I will say: pie is the best dessert, fruit pies are the best pies, and all-butter crust is king. If you disagree, I don’t care, don’t @ me.
“Paul Rothrock [is] out of contract and can enter free agency”
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
NEWS | We have announced our 2025 roster decisions. The roster currently sits at 22 players.
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November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“Paul Rothrock [is] out of contract and can enter free agency”
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Sounders, are you trying to make me sad?? As a Seattle
sports fan, haven’t I suffered enough??
Mom and I are officially going to the Randy Johnson number retirement game 😊
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Mom and I are officially going to the Randy Johnson number retirement game 😊
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
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The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.
June 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.