Taylor
@taylorklong.bsky.social
aka ElizaDeath Taylor. Writer and roller derby athlete in the greater Seattle area, Seattle sports fan/degenerate, astro babe. Strong opinions, stronger legs. https://linktr.ee/taylorklong
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
We’re getting the stupidest state controlled media experience ever.
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Princess Bride is on TV, which got me thinking about the crush I had on Cary Elwes from that and Men in Tights, so apropos of that, here are four film roles from my adolescent years that shaped my taste in men. Feel free to reply or QT with yours.
Went to Elliott Bay and bought a very me selection of books
November 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Went to Elliott Bay and bought a very me selection of books
Incredible truck in front of me today
November 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Incredible truck in front of me today
Well we know where Milroe falls
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well we know where Milroe falls
Despite not being vegan, I bought some of this from Met Market the other night because I love all things passion fruit and it’s actually so good
November 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Despite not being vegan, I bought some of this from Met Market the other night because I love all things passion fruit and it’s actually so good
If Saturn could hurry up and get out of Pisces, I’d love that.
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If Saturn could hurry up and get out of Pisces, I’d love that.
He understands the assignment
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He understands the assignment
Remembered that there’s already a film of the Odyssey that’s a great example of why just making a carbon copy of a book is not always the best or most interesting way to do an adaptation.
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Remembered that there’s already a film of the Odyssey that’s a great example of why just making a carbon copy of a book is not always the best or most interesting way to do an adaptation.
I also had to go grab this
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I also had to go grab this
Yeah, they know what they’re doing there. Heady Topper can design is also very good.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yeah, they know what they’re doing there. Heady Topper can design is also very good.
As good a time as any to enjoy my present to myself from my trip to VT
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
As good a time as any to enjoy my present to myself from my trip to VT
Forgot that I screencapped this from a friend’s Instagram story, mostly for @wrongopinionman.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Forgot that I screencapped this from a friend’s Instagram story, mostly for @wrongopinionman.bsky.social
It’s waffle Sunday nevertheless. Chocolate mix with frozen raspberries mixed in, peanut butter in between, topped with butter and coffee maple syrup.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It’s waffle Sunday nevertheless. Chocolate mix with frozen raspberries mixed in, peanut butter in between, topped with butter and coffee maple syrup.
Well I respect his honesty
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Well I respect his honesty
Halloween Party tonight and the theme is old memes
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Halloween Party tonight and the theme is old memes
First day of class fit just because
November 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
First day of class fit just because
Unfortunately there’s also stuff like this
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Unfortunately there’s also stuff like this
This is probably the most recent thing that really made me laugh
October 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This is probably the most recent thing that really made me laugh
When you’re driving late at night and you successfully swerve to avoid hitting a possum that’s chilling in the middle of the road:
October 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When you’re driving late at night and you successfully swerve to avoid hitting a possum that’s chilling in the middle of the road:
Friend of mine saw an incredible license plate today
October 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Friend of mine saw an incredible license plate today
