Tarte Au Citron
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Here for the goss, reading interesting comments, and cute dogs.
Here for the goss, reading interesting comments, and cute dogs.
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RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
RIP, James Van Der Beek. And fuck cancer.
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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If my husband reorganised my desktop - with or without AI, with or without deleting 15 years of photos - I would reorganise his entire anatomy.
AI could be great if it wasn't for men who don't understand consent.
AI could be great if it wasn't for men who don't understand consent.
February 8, 2026 at 10:25 PM
If my husband reorganised my desktop - with or without AI, with or without deleting 15 years of photos - I would reorganise his entire anatomy.
AI could be great if it wasn't for men who don't understand consent.
AI could be great if it wasn't for men who don't understand consent.
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Me, buying groceries: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me putting away groceries: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me putting away groceries: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Me, buying groceries: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me putting away groceries: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me putting away groceries: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
February 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."
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And the lack of public help was so bad
I recall as a teen being told if I were attacked, to scream 'FIRE' because no one comes for 'RAPE'
I recall as a teen being told if I were attacked, to scream 'FIRE' because no one comes for 'RAPE'
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
And the lack of public help was so bad
I recall as a teen being told if I were attacked, to scream 'FIRE' because no one comes for 'RAPE'
I recall as a teen being told if I were attacked, to scream 'FIRE' because no one comes for 'RAPE'
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Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
The ex-Fifa boss showed his support of a Swiss lawyer who called for a boycott of the tournament due to security concerns in the US
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
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FB response to one of our Patreon teasers. I mean… we have an entire website with daily new content and a regular podcast for free. We’re supposed to combat autistic people not being able to earn money by not being paid any money for our work under any circumstances ever?
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
FB response to one of our Patreon teasers. I mean… we have an entire website with daily new content and a regular podcast for free. We’re supposed to combat autistic people not being able to earn money by not being paid any money for our work under any circumstances ever?
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Minnesota staged a general strike, defended itself against a pogrom in the absence of elected leadership, and got an einsatzgruppenführer fired. That unfamiliar feeling is actual, honest-to-god people power.
January 27, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Minnesota staged a general strike, defended itself against a pogrom in the absence of elected leadership, and got an einsatzgruppenführer fired. That unfamiliar feeling is actual, honest-to-god people power.
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Seven minutes after arriving at the function I agreed to attend because I thought it would be good for me
January 22, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Seven minutes after arriving at the function I agreed to attend because I thought it would be good for me
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Literally everyone in Cork: this is where I saw <unlamented mid-tier 00s act>!
Anyway, I saw soulwax there. Also the super furry animals.
Anyway, I saw soulwax there. Also the super furry animals.
Good news for Cork - the Savoy to reopen as a venue. From the same people behind Live at St Luke's
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ar...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/ar...
The Savoy in Cork to reopen as an events venue
The venue has been closed for a decade but is planning to reopen in February
www.irishexaminer.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Literally everyone in Cork: this is where I saw <unlamented mid-tier 00s act>!
Anyway, I saw soulwax there. Also the super furry animals.
Anyway, I saw soulwax there. Also the super furry animals.
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
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P.S. I'm wondering what I'm doing giving Meta my work, even if it is just a quick edit from a reality TV show (www.instagram.com/reel/DTlDGLQ...)
I have made $0 and gained 33 followers.
Meta has gained 13 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds of attention and time on Instagram.
I have made $0 and gained 33 followers.
Meta has gained 13 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds of attention and time on Instagram.
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 PM
P.S. I'm wondering what I'm doing giving Meta my work, even if it is just a quick edit from a reality TV show (www.instagram.com/reel/DTlDGLQ...)
I have made $0 and gained 33 followers.
Meta has gained 13 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds of attention and time on Instagram.
I have made $0 and gained 33 followers.
Meta has gained 13 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes, and 25 seconds of attention and time on Instagram.
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Waterford - Denmark. All the Vikings back together again.
January 17, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Waterford - Denmark. All the Vikings back together again.
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I'm not encouraging people to set up a fake Tinder/Hinge profile, go to one of the hotels where ICE are barracked, reduce the match radius and then Catfish any agents within but I am saying that it would be very easy to do.
January 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm not encouraging people to set up a fake Tinder/Hinge profile, go to one of the hotels where ICE are barracked, reduce the match radius and then Catfish any agents within but I am saying that it would be very easy to do.
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I used to work on a BBC show that required me to be at work by 6am on Sunday morning. Some people work until 3am. Guests need shipping in and out. A good taxi service is vital for all live studio work. What, Kylie Minogue is getting the tube in to do The One Show?
Monday's SUN: Taxi for the BBC #TomorrowsPapersToday
January 11, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I used to work on a BBC show that required me to be at work by 6am on Sunday morning. Some people work until 3am. Guests need shipping in and out. A good taxi service is vital for all live studio work. What, Kylie Minogue is getting the tube in to do The One Show?
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Which is why asking the asshole to repeat what they said or repeating their exact words or describing their behavior accurately and refusing to be distracted is effective. “Just” a joke? Nope! We’re gonna address what they said and did until it’s as unfun for them as they make it for everyone else.
January 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Which is why asking the asshole to repeat what they said or repeating their exact words or describing their behavior accurately and refusing to be distracted is effective. “Just” a joke? Nope! We’re gonna address what they said and did until it’s as unfun for them as they make it for everyone else.
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This dynamic is so common and Emma nails it. The pressure is on the non-assholes to stay quiet and keep the peace, and it often comes in the form of blame for reacting to the asshole & aggressively minimizing what you’re reacting to.
After reading so many online stories, I see one thing many people seem to miss in one dynamic
When a family group tries to appease the chronic asshole over the non chronic asshole who finally got sick of their shit and called it out...
it's because they want peace not justice and they're used
When a family group tries to appease the chronic asshole over the non chronic asshole who finally got sick of their shit and called it out...
it's because they want peace not justice and they're used
January 2, 2026 at 1:55 AM
This dynamic is so common and Emma nails it. The pressure is on the non-assholes to stay quiet and keep the peace, and it often comes in the form of blame for reacting to the asshole & aggressively minimizing what you’re reacting to.
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Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
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I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
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TODAY on @theflytrapmedia.com, and unpaywalled for all, I'm talking about algospeak, cuteification, and the implications of softening language about hard things.
Algospeak Will Be the Unaliving of Me
Maybe we want to bare our teeth.
www.theflytrapmedia.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:48 PM
TODAY on @theflytrapmedia.com, and unpaywalled for all, I'm talking about algospeak, cuteification, and the implications of softening language about hard things.
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs