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World’s Saddest Optimist, He/Him
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year
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· Apr 17
If your looking for superior British young adult literature other than Joanne’s, please please read The Edge Chronicles by Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell
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It's kinda funny how every third political post on has some variation of "oh so you think there's going to be elections how cute" in the replies while the daily news is of Republicans getting boatraced in elections, manufacturing the reality you desire to be outraged about isn't just a rw phenomenon
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
It's kinda funny how every third political post on has some variation of "oh so you think there's going to be elections how cute" in the replies while the daily news is of Republicans getting boatraced in elections, manufacturing the reality you desire to be outraged about isn't just a rw phenomenon
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EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
EVERYONE GET MORE PASSIONATE AND SELF INDULGENT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND BEING HUMAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hope they all get the kind of cancer that could’ve been cured if not for the research they cancelled
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I hope they all get the kind of cancer that could’ve been cured if not for the research they cancelled
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What’s in for 2026
December 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What’s in for 2026
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🔥IT STARTS WHEN YOU BEGIN🔥
“She didn’t start painting until she was 50”
It starts when you begin 💜
It starts when you begin 💜
The African American Museum in Dallas will open a new exhibition, “Sunday Call to Church,” celebrating the work of self-taught Louisiana painter Clementine Hunter, who depicted worship, work, and community on a former plantation in her work. www.keranews.org/arts-culture...
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🔥IT STARTS WHEN YOU BEGIN🔥
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🎵 Here we are as in olden days
🎵 Happy Honda Days of yore
🎵 Those in winter in need of cars
🎵 Get low APR
🎵 Accords
🎵 Happy Honda Days of yore
🎵 Those in winter in need of cars
🎵 Get low APR
🎵 Accords
December 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
🎵 Here we are as in olden days
🎵 Happy Honda Days of yore
🎵 Those in winter in need of cars
🎵 Get low APR
🎵 Accords
🎵 Happy Honda Days of yore
🎵 Those in winter in need of cars
🎵 Get low APR
🎵 Accords
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pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left
January 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
pretending I am using the force to open the automatic doors at the grocery store is the only joy I have left
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was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
was visited by three ghosts last night who said i’m making great choices and to basically keep doing what i’m doing
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Merry Christmas. You will log.
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Merry Christmas. You will log.
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gonna go take a fat christmas rip off my fire escape and ask some innocent bystander what day it is
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
gonna go take a fat christmas rip off my fire escape and ask some innocent bystander what day it is
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And Tiny Tim, who died but only in the LEGENDS canon, and is therefore presumably alive and well in the DISNEY canon...
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 PM
And Tiny Tim, who died but only in the LEGENDS canon, and is therefore presumably alive and well in the DISNEY canon...
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NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
December 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
NORAD Santa tracker is Woke
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every dhs employee should have all of their assets seized, down to the clothes on their backs, and then be sent into exile
"Her family has now been told she has been deported, despite US District Judge Brendan Hurson ruling Thursday that she could not be deported pending a hearing...attorneys said Monday that they have...confirm[ed] with the hospital she was born in Maryland." https://bit.ly/3MMdJvz
ICE detains woman whose lawyer insists is US citizen. DHS says she isn't
Federal agents arrested Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales on her way home in Baltimore, Maryland.
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
every dhs employee should have all of their assets seized, down to the clothes on their backs, and then be sent into exile
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the person who coined the expression « content creator » to describe art and entertainment deserves to be in a specific circle of hell
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
the person who coined the expression « content creator » to describe art and entertainment deserves to be in a specific circle of hell
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Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Those two little kids from The VVitch would have loved 6 7
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺. *𝘐* 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴
December 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘮𝘦, 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺. *𝘐* 𝘴𝘢𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘴
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Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today we are reading vintage Richard Scarry
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This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
Q: What did the president mean when he called a reporter "piggy"?
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
LEAVITT: Look, the president is very frank & honest with everyone in this room. You'll all seen it yourself. You've all experienced it yourselves. And I think it's one of the many reasons the American people reelected this president
November 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is an accidentally honest answer. What she's saying in code is:
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
"The President is a misogynist, petulant bully. You've all seen him be a misogynist, petulant bully. And lots of voters out there are also misogynist or petulant or bullies and that's why they like him."
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Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Let's just enjoy the fact for a moment that Bill Clinton getting a blowjob really could bring down the government this time.
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If you die in sudoku you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If you die in sudoku you die in real life