Sverre Auestad
@sverre-auestad.bsky.social
Teacher, tabletop roleplaying game veteran (GM since 1986), amateur writer, consumer of all sorts of books, and whatever the noun is that means someone who is exasperated with the state of the world.
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
I keep hearing Dementia Donnie lying about all the presidents the last 150 years wanting a bigger ballroom. The only president who complained about not having big enough ball room was LBJ and he was talking about his trousers.
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I keep hearing Dementia Donnie lying about all the presidents the last 150 years wanting a bigger ballroom. The only president who complained about not having big enough ball room was LBJ and he was talking about his trousers.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
That's all? I thought it was more. A lot more.
@sverre-auestad.bsky.social has swears! They've used 154 profanities in their last 2,217 posts.
🥇 "shit" (18 times)
🥈 "arse" (14 times)
🥉 "damn" (12 times)
🥇 "shit" (18 times)
🥈 "arse" (14 times)
🥉 "damn" (12 times)
November 30, 2025 at 5:23 AM
That's all? I thought it was more. A lot more.
@profanity.accountant How much soap do I need to wash my mouth?
November 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
@profanity.accountant How much soap do I need to wash my mouth?
Note to self (and other game masters out there):
ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.
ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.
November 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Note to self (and other game masters out there):
ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.
ADHD&D is a game that can get really weird, really quickly.
This must be a setup used in VERY naughty games. We need to know the titles. For science, of course.
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 AM
This must be a setup used in VERY naughty games. We need to know the titles. For science, of course.
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The universe is infinite.
That means the universe is infinite in every direction from me.
And that means I'm the centre of the universe.
That means the universe is infinite in every direction from me.
And that means I'm the centre of the universe.
November 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The universe is infinite.
That means the universe is infinite in every direction from me.
And that means I'm the centre of the universe.
That means the universe is infinite in every direction from me.
And that means I'm the centre of the universe.
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He’s not your stepdad, he’s your faux pa
November 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He’s not your stepdad, he’s your faux pa
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Dette er vakkert ❤️
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Dette er vakkert ❤️
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
November 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?"
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
Because Brobdingnagian synonyms are ultimatively superior to diminuitive ones.
Why learn big words when you can productatiously contrivicate your own?
October 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Because Brobdingnagian synonyms are ultimatively superior to diminuitive ones.
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portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
portland update: this just crossed the street in front of me holding a bright yellow sign that said WELCOME TO HELL
I just rewatched The Matrix, and something just struck me. What would happen if you daydreamed while in the matrix? Is that how Neo and the others can defy the laws of physics? Are they just daydreaming so hard it expresses itself in the matrix's "reality"?
#ShowerThoughts
#ShowerThoughts
September 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I just rewatched The Matrix, and something just struck me. What would happen if you daydreamed while in the matrix? Is that how Neo and the others can defy the laws of physics? Are they just daydreaming so hard it expresses itself in the matrix's "reality"?
#ShowerThoughts
#ShowerThoughts
How do I go about requesting a transfer from this timeline to the one where the escalator stopped in 2015?
#De-escalation
#De-escalation
September 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
How do I go about requesting a transfer from this timeline to the one where the escalator stopped in 2015?
#De-escalation
#De-escalation
Well, it's the 25th, so I guess anybody who haven't been raptured by now just weren't christian enough. I hope you like hanging around with us heathens.
September 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Well, it's the 25th, so I guess anybody who haven't been raptured by now just weren't christian enough. I hope you like hanging around with us heathens.
My god! 🙄 One of them looks like an old leather glove, and the other is used like one by Putin.
September 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My god! 🙄 One of them looks like an old leather glove, and the other is used like one by Putin.
I can't help wondering what would have happened if @gailsimone.bsky.social had been allowed to write Babs instead of Garth Ennis.
September 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can't help wondering what would have happened if @gailsimone.bsky.social had been allowed to write Babs instead of Garth Ennis.
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I can’t find the lie in this.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I can’t find the lie in this.
Back in the pre-Covid times I spent a couple of years embroidering this 55cm x 100cm tapestry for my niece's sixth birthday in 2018. I have no idea what this kind of embroidery is called in English (and the internet wasn't much help), but in Norwegian it's called klostersøm.
#embroidery
#embroidery
August 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Back in the pre-Covid times I spent a couple of years embroidering this 55cm x 100cm tapestry for my niece's sixth birthday in 2018. I have no idea what this kind of embroidery is called in English (and the internet wasn't much help), but in Norwegian it's called klostersøm.
#embroidery
#embroidery
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A brilliant man named #CarlSagan once said...
August 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A brilliant man named #CarlSagan once said...