Sverre Auestad
@sverre-auestad.bsky.social
Teacher, tabletop roleplaying game veteran (GM since 1986), amateur writer, consumer of all sorts of books, and whatever the noun is that means someone who is exasperated with the state of the world.
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
Sarcasm is an art. A verbal martial art.
#FuckYouMakeMe
How many times does that make? Is it three or four? We can almost hear the dear leader throwing a temper tantrum like a four-year-old. "But I wanna indict her! I wanna! I wanna! I waaaannaaaaas!"
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How many times does that make? Is it three or four? We can almost hear the dear leader throwing a temper tantrum like a four-year-old. "But I wanna indict her! I wanna! I wanna! I waaaannaaaaas!"
Me too. I think I'll blame it on it being really early in the morning. 😴
December 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Me too. I think I'll blame it on it being really early in the morning. 😴
What about peanut butter that sticks to the bread, but not to the paper when you have a packed lunch (without using jelly or jam as a lubrication layer). I can see that being a big seller.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
What about peanut butter that sticks to the bread, but not to the paper when you have a packed lunch (without using jelly or jam as a lubrication layer). I can see that being a big seller.
Nah, that's just a big scam. They hook you with the subscription, and FOMO you to shell out for the success-DLC, the happiness-lootboxes, and the health-battle pass. And they've also made sure there are severe penalties if you try to cancel your subscription.
December 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Nah, that's just a big scam. They hook you with the subscription, and FOMO you to shell out for the success-DLC, the happiness-lootboxes, and the health-battle pass. And they've also made sure there are severe penalties if you try to cancel your subscription.
I'd rather masturbate with a rusty cheese grater than read that book.
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'd rather masturbate with a rusty cheese grater than read that book.
Oh look, it's Naziferatu, Commandant Kegstand, and VP Loveseat.
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Oh look, it's Naziferatu, Commandant Kegstand, and VP Loveseat.
Sooo, Commandant Kegstand didn't know anything about it. If that's true (which we all know it isn't) is his excuse that because he was blackout drunk or completely incompetent, or both?
December 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Sooo, Commandant Kegstand didn't know anything about it. If that's true (which we all know it isn't) is his excuse that because he was blackout drunk or completely incompetent, or both?
🎶🎶 All I want for Christmas is... 🎶🎶
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
🎶🎶 All I want for Christmas is... 🎶🎶
I was thinking Dennis Hopper might be a good candidate, despite the Super Mario Bros film from 1993.
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I was thinking Dennis Hopper might be a good candidate, despite the Super Mario Bros film from 1993.
Hmm. The Sackler family has a yatch, right? I mean, if Commandant Kegstand is going to give illegal orders, he should at least be consistent.
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hmm. The Sackler family has a yatch, right? I mean, if Commandant Kegstand is going to give illegal orders, he should at least be consistent.
What kind of video game does this drunken imbecile think he's playing?
a white bunny rabbit with pink ears is sitting on a wooden table with its mouth open .
ALT: a white bunny rabbit with pink ears is sitting on a wooden table with its mouth open .
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November 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
What kind of video game does this drunken imbecile think he's playing?
Trust me. It's not just third-graders.
a bald man is wearing a red uniform with a star trek logo on it
ALT: a bald man is wearing a red uniform with a star trek logo on it
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November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Trust me. It's not just third-graders.
And he can't dance. No wonder he was kicked out by the other Oompa-Loompas.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
And he can't dance. No wonder he was kicked out by the other Oompa-Loompas.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'll be referring to it as derivative AI, because it doesn't create something new. It's just regurgitating a lowest common denominator of whatever is already on the internet. In other words: Skynet's going to be an idiot.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'll be referring to it as derivative AI, because it doesn't create something new. It's just regurgitating a lowest common denominator of whatever is already on the internet. In other words: Skynet's going to be an idiot.
I meant grammatically coherent. I don't expect anybody in the current regime to be connected to reality when it comes to their so-called facts.
November 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I meant grammatically coherent. I don't expect anybody in the current regime to be connected to reality when it comes to their so-called facts.
The first reporter who asks him, live on air, "Are you fucking insane?" gets all the internet points.
November 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The first reporter who asks him, live on air, "Are you fucking insane?" gets all the internet points.
I agree. It's too coherent, and there aren't enough words that are randomly capitalised or in quotation marks. There's no way Dementia Donnie wrote this.
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I agree. It's too coherent, and there aren't enough words that are randomly capitalised or in quotation marks. There's no way Dementia Donnie wrote this.
Screw the results. We all know the doctors are willing to lie for him. I want to see him take the dementia test on camera. Live, with no 8-second profanity delay.
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Screw the results. We all know the doctors are willing to lie for him. I want to see him take the dementia test on camera. Live, with no 8-second profanity delay.
What if I had soup for dinner on Thursday?
November 29, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What if I had soup for dinner on Thursday?
The cake is a lie.
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The cake is a lie.
Or chickens (because they're tasty)
But seriously, I think my favourite would have to be either a raven or a great tit. It's hard to choose between coolness or childhood nostalgia.
But seriously, I think my favourite would have to be either a raven or a great tit. It's hard to choose between coolness or childhood nostalgia.
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Or chickens (because they're tasty)
But seriously, I think my favourite would have to be either a raven or a great tit. It's hard to choose between coolness or childhood nostalgia.
But seriously, I think my favourite would have to be either a raven or a great tit. It's hard to choose between coolness or childhood nostalgia.