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I fake being an extrovert. (he/him)

Inside of me are two wolves. One of them is a raccoon. The other is a possum.
Pinned
All members of ICE/CBP are stupid, cowardly, inhumane assholes.

There. I said it.
This makes me want to make a Key Lime pie with a Crushed Trix crust.
A reminder that you can use almost any breakfast cereal you want to make a pie crust by crushing it and handling it as you would graham cracker crumbs.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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As a reminder if a traffic signal is out in PA, it’s a 4 way stop. Oakland still doesn’t have power and the motorcycle cops probably just made payroll for whole city in a few hours pulling people over.
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Forget it, Charlie Brown, it's Chinatown.
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Concentration camp.
ICE started holding people at the Fort Bliss, El Paso location in late July/early August. It is now the largest detention center in the country.

detentionreports.com/facility/ERO...
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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If you have been sharing that Malwarebytes article on the Gmail thing, you should note the giant correction up top.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Good 🧵 on labor implications of “AI”:
big unsaid thing here about “labor”:

You could ask AI “get me a taxi” and in the background it scans Uber and Lyft and picks one. Both their CEOs talk about leverage: they have the data and size to set the terms of business.

individual writers, artists, small businesses have no such leverage.
And here is the full transcript on our site if you prefer to read (I always prefer to read, we will always offer transcripts heh) www.theverge.com/podcast/8239...
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hey, since Patton Oswalt was reinstated, maybe Bluesky moderation can reinstate someone who was banned for doing the exact same thing.
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I think I might be my favorite Gail Simone-style poster.
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Every article I see on some legal decision is like "Judge stays ban on overturning the prohibition of temporary stoppage of cloture vote on bill to prevent exclusion of enjoining proscribed veto due to Illegitimi non carborundum."
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Don't mention NSFW and don't mention the word commission as well, to be safe.

Sharing to help many. Keep going guys and be careful.
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
November 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Curious about a short, dystopian album never to be on streaming sites? Get THE ESCAPE TEAM right now for FREE at www.TMBGshop.com. This album is our gift to you. Please share this and help us spread the word!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54C...
They Might Be Giants - Jackie The Clipper (Official Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Is it weird to anyone else that someone born in 1946 has been president for well over half of the last 32 years?
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
None of those are podcasts. They’re just talk radio shows on the internet.
The list of eligible podcasts is looking pretty bleak 😟
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle:
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Wired loads at least 42 tracking scripts on this video.

If you want to opt out of tracking, this is what you get.

🤷🏼‍♂️
November 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Never made it through awake in one sitting.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.

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October 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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It's TRANS AWARENESS WEEK and that means it's a great week to ignore the hysterical nonsense of bigots and understand that Trans people are awesome and deserve respect and love.
a cartoon drawing of a bear holding a heart
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a bear holding a heart
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November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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It's important to note, as I have multiple times, that it's possible to be Jewish - as I am - and still condemn Israel for genocidal acts. In fact, the history of Judaism makes it clear Jews are obligated to speak out. Never again *means* never again. #zachor
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM