At my work Christmas party. Baby Jesus is dancing.
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
At my work Christmas party. Baby Jesus is dancing.
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Casually flipping through an old Look In cos it's got ALF in it and turns out it's the one with this terrible drawing of George Michael in it.
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Casually flipping through an old Look In cos it's got ALF in it and turns out it's the one with this terrible drawing of George Michael in it.
My hair was getting a bit straggly, so I just trimmed it with my nail scissors.
a woman wearing a t-shirt that says " talk dirty to me "
ALT: a woman wearing a t-shirt that says " talk dirty to me "
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 10:49 PM
My hair was getting a bit straggly, so I just trimmed it with my nail scissors.
Me: John Redwood has been given a Peerage.
Mat: I’ve seen him naked.
Mat: I’ve seen him naked.
a woman making a funny face with her mouth open
ALT: a woman making a funny face with her mouth open
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me: John Redwood has been given a Peerage.
Mat: I’ve seen him naked.
Mat: I’ve seen him naked.
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#SomeGoodNews A former Dyson engineer is rolling out a revolution for household chores in deprived communities after inventing an off-grid, flat-packable washing machine.
The Divya washing machine operates a 30-min wash cycle where it completes a 5kg load needing only a few minutes of manual turning
The Divya washing machine operates a 30-min wash cycle where it completes a 5kg load needing only a few minutes of manual turning
Flat-pack washing machine spins a fairer future
A former Dyson engineer is rolling out a revolution for household chores in deprived communities after inventing an off-grid washing machine
www.positive.news
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
#SomeGoodNews A former Dyson engineer is rolling out a revolution for household chores in deprived communities after inventing an off-grid, flat-packable washing machine.
The Divya washing machine operates a 30-min wash cycle where it completes a 5kg load needing only a few minutes of manual turning
The Divya washing machine operates a 30-min wash cycle where it completes a 5kg load needing only a few minutes of manual turning
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My town isn't known for its art or poetry but sometimes a rare gem arises.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My town isn't known for its art or poetry but sometimes a rare gem arises.
It’s Mat’s birthday tomorrow. I think I’ve aced the present buying 🤞🤞🤞
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s Mat’s birthday tomorrow. I think I’ve aced the present buying 🤞🤞🤞
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I trust ChatGPT more with a child than I would Sam Altman.
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I trust ChatGPT more with a child than I would Sam Altman.
It’s nearly time to decorate the giant tree.
December 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It’s nearly time to decorate the giant tree.
Name and shame, Simon.
I've just wasted a lot of time.
A guy who is legit a big name on TikTok etc contacted me to say they wanted to help me with my Crowdfunder.
We exchanged emails.
He offered to share it with his supporters.
Ace!
Turns out all of a sudden he wants me to pay him to do this.
I'm so naïve.
A guy who is legit a big name on TikTok etc contacted me to say they wanted to help me with my Crowdfunder.
We exchanged emails.
He offered to share it with his supporters.
Ace!
Turns out all of a sudden he wants me to pay him to do this.
I'm so naïve.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Name and shame, Simon.
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Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
December 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Dads: Turn that bloody light off! It’s like Blackpool Illuminations in here. Do you think I’m made of money?
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
Dads at Christmas: I don’t think 96 strings of lights on the outside of the house is enough, love. Just popping to B&Q for another 47 and a 12ft illuminated reindeer.
We’ve been to buy a Christmas tree. The last 6ft tree was so bottom heavy it wouldn’t fit through the netting ring, so we had to buy a more aerodynamic 7ft tree.
people are ice skating in front of a large christmas tree at night
ALT: people are ice skating in front of a large christmas tree at night
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 12:33 PM
We’ve been to buy a Christmas tree. The last 6ft tree was so bottom heavy it wouldn’t fit through the netting ring, so we had to buy a more aerodynamic 7ft tree.
Every day, I get annoyed because I can’t find things in my handbag. Actually, it’s every time I try to find something. I root around for my keys or a pen and end up having to tip things out. It’s embarrassing when I’m on a home visit.
December 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every day, I get annoyed because I can’t find things in my handbag. Actually, it’s every time I try to find something. I root around for my keys or a pen and end up having to tip things out. It’s embarrassing when I’m on a home visit.
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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“For example, studies find that coffee drinkers have a lower risk of death from any cause compared to people who don't drink coffee.”
GAME SET MATCH
GAME SET MATCH
December 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
“For example, studies find that coffee drinkers have a lower risk of death from any cause compared to people who don't drink coffee.”
GAME SET MATCH
GAME SET MATCH
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That's right, show him your hoop
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That's right, show him your hoop
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The school copier is a $7,000 anxiety altar, an industrial-strength hope shredder that only jams during finals week, drinks toner like it has a gambling problem, and displays cryptic error codes that may as well say, “Have you tried crying in the lounge?”
December 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The school copier is a $7,000 anxiety altar, an industrial-strength hope shredder that only jams during finals week, drinks toner like it has a gambling problem, and displays cryptic error codes that may as well say, “Have you tried crying in the lounge?”
Is there a full moon tonight? That would explain a lot.
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Is there a full moon tonight? That would explain a lot.
If you’re wondering how my day went, I had to wear odd socks (one of which had 3 large holes) and I’ve just thought about buying a ‘chonky rat plushie’.
December 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If you’re wondering how my day went, I had to wear odd socks (one of which had 3 large holes) and I’ve just thought about buying a ‘chonky rat plushie’.
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery.
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It's Christmas soon.
And let's not beat about the bush. I'd quite like to sell as many books to you as I possibly can.
So if you'd like to buy a book for yourself or someone else, I think I can probs help you out.
Ta
And let's not beat about the bush. I'd quite like to sell as many books to you as I possibly can.
So if you'd like to buy a book for yourself or someone else, I think I can probs help you out.
Ta
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's Christmas soon.
And let's not beat about the bush. I'd quite like to sell as many books to you as I possibly can.
So if you'd like to buy a book for yourself or someone else, I think I can probs help you out.
Ta
And let's not beat about the bush. I'd quite like to sell as many books to you as I possibly can.
So if you'd like to buy a book for yourself or someone else, I think I can probs help you out.
Ta
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This is a remarkable finding: shingles live vaccine is protective in women against dementia, and delays dementia progression and death. It acts across the entire disease course (ie the sooner people get it the better)
www.cell.com/action/showP...
www.cell.com/action/showP...
www.cell.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is a remarkable finding: shingles live vaccine is protective in women against dementia, and delays dementia progression and death. It acts across the entire disease course (ie the sooner people get it the better)
www.cell.com/action/showP...
www.cell.com/action/showP...
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.