Andrew Crawford
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Just trying to enjoy this
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shoving someone's face directly in unfairness and telling them the rules they have built their lives around don't matter because you're in charge and they aren't triggers fury on the lizard brain level and it's a huge contributor to how autocracies fail
January 23, 2026 at 5:58 PM
shoving someone's face directly in unfairness and telling them the rules they have built their lives around don't matter because you're in charge and they aren't triggers fury on the lizard brain level and it's a huge contributor to how autocracies fail
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[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
So you think kids should be vaccinated at gunpoint against their parents’ wishes or removed from the home?
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
[lips pressed directly on mic] yes
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God it fills my heart up to read stuff like this
If the admin's strategic goal was to break public resistance to immigration enforcement activities, it was a tactical mistake to go to the Twin Cities.
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
God it fills my heart up to read stuff like this
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I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.
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Padres re-signed Tim Locastro, and with this news, I bring you maybe my favorite piece of team-generated content
February 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Padres re-signed Tim Locastro, and with this news, I bring you maybe my favorite piece of team-generated content
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the Great Cycle: a stupid right wing asshole starts a global war, it blows up in his face and gets 100 million people killed, including himself. everyone is like "man, let's not do that again." years pass, the war generation dies off, memories fade, and hey presto: another stupid right wing asshole!
Not to get all stentorian, but both my grandfathers served in WW2, and one of them died from its lingering sting decades later (chronic injuries). An ocean of fucking blood shed, the highest price imaginable paid to create a world where this shit didn’t happen, undone for *nothing*. Fuck you!
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
the Great Cycle: a stupid right wing asshole starts a global war, it blows up in his face and gets 100 million people killed, including himself. everyone is like "man, let's not do that again." years pass, the war generation dies off, memories fade, and hey presto: another stupid right wing asshole!
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got fully in my feelings about Indiana winning the national championship, the greatest story in college football history.
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
It’s the greatest story in college football history. Maybe hope and belief aren't so naive.
sports.beehiiv.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 PM
got fully in my feelings about Indiana winning the national championship, the greatest story in college football history.
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
If Indiana can do it, we can do it
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Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
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Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
January 21, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
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I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 AM
I want to emphasize that at this time the unconfirmed reports that President Trump has both arms stuck "elbow deep" in the airplane toilet are just that. We will be monitoring this story. Please be responsible about spreading news that both his arms are "as far as they can go" into the toilet hole.
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let's talk about the game, which was a classic all by itself channel-6.ghost.io/how-indiana-...
HOW* INDIANA WON A NATIONAL TITLE
*THE PART OF THE "HOW" THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT, SPECIFICALLY
channel-6.ghost.io
January 20, 2026 at 6:48 PM
let's talk about the game, which was a classic all by itself channel-6.ghost.io/how-indiana-...
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Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
January 21, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Watch that. And then tell me how we replace Schumer with her
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imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 20, 2026 at 7:15 PM
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
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Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Courtesy of a JMU booster friend, we now have some insight into how Curt Cignetti approaches beer.
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Curt Cignetti: “It was the best beer I’ve had in my life and I may want to have another.”
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Curt Cignetti: “It was the best beer I’ve had in my life and I may want to have another.”
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holy shit they did it
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 AM
holy shit they did it
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That was a really fun game to cap a really fun college football season. A season in which JMU made the CFP. Wow!
January 20, 2026 at 4:23 AM
That was a really fun game to cap a really fun college football season. A season in which JMU made the CFP. Wow!
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I have ascended to heaven like Elijah
January 20, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I have ascended to heaven like Elijah
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MALACHI TONEY WAS FOUNDED IN 2007. HE IS NOT SOME LONG-STANDING INSTITUTION. HE CAN, AND SHOULD, BE ABOLISHED.
birthday: September 17th, 2007
January 20, 2026 at 3:56 AM
MALACHI TONEY WAS FOUNDED IN 2007. HE IS NOT SOME LONG-STANDING INSTITUTION. HE CAN, AND SHOULD, BE ABOLISHED.
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Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Fernando Mendoza runs it in on 4th and 5
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Absolutely glorious imagery in this gallery of World Sports Photography Awards 2026 winners
📸 Edgar Su, Beatriz Ryder Da Costa, Luis Amaral and @tomjenkinspix.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/galler...
📸 Edgar Su, Beatriz Ryder Da Costa, Luis Amaral and @tomjenkinspix.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/galler...
January 19, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Absolutely glorious imagery in this gallery of World Sports Photography Awards 2026 winners
📸 Edgar Su, Beatriz Ryder Da Costa, Luis Amaral and @tomjenkinspix.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/galler...
📸 Edgar Su, Beatriz Ryder Da Costa, Luis Amaral and @tomjenkinspix.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/sport/galler...
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i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 PM
i think this MLK day the thing to focus on is the strategic focus and tactical brilliance of the civil rights movement and the way it was laser focused on a set of achievable goals
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Not just Mexican restaurants. Many places are doing this, including some McDonald’s and supermarkets.
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Not just Mexican restaurants. Many places are doing this, including some McDonald’s and supermarkets.