sean (they/them) 🇵🇸
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capybara enthusiast and them-about-town
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i know that i normally log on and act like a huge bitch but im trying to improve the way i relate to myself and others so if i act like a bitch you can tell me to stop
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(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
henry morgenthau jr is up there tbh
I say this every year: has any man been more vindicated by history than John Brown bsky.app/profile/haym...
Abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia on December 2, 1859.
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
henry morgenthau jr is up there tbh
this is the week i become insanely annoying in service of the most important cause (leaving california)
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
this is the week i become insanely annoying in service of the most important cause (leaving california)
working for the new york times in 2025 is preposterously evil. sorry if you grew up wanting to do it, but everybody’s childhood dreams are bullshit.
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
working for the new york times in 2025 is preposterously evil. sorry if you grew up wanting to do it, but everybody’s childhood dreams are bullshit.
it continues to be hilarious to me how many people in california are pissed off at me for quitting smoking cigarettes
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
it continues to be hilarious to me how many people in california are pissed off at me for quitting smoking cigarettes
everybody wants to fuck the bat
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
everybody wants to fuck the bat
*opens omnioutliner*
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
*opens omnioutliner*
the other day i overheard someone use the word “iconic” irl which normally i judge people for but she seemed to be in her early 20s and it is permissible to be a fucking moron in your early 20s imo
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the other day i overheard someone use the word “iconic” irl which normally i judge people for but she seemed to be in her early 20s and it is permissible to be a fucking moron in your early 20s imo
i love to piss in a little cup and then have that piss tested for substances
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
i love to piss in a little cup and then have that piss tested for substances
ive been reading the subreddit for a popular petsitting app and i think it should be legal to kill dog owners now
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
ive been reading the subreddit for a popular petsitting app and i think it should be legal to kill dog owners now
felchers catching a little bit of a stray here
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
felchers catching a little bit of a stray here
listening to the all american rejects on headphones while a different all american rejects song plays through the speakers in this shuttle taking me from php to the slh where i currently reside
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
listening to the all american rejects on headphones while a different all american rejects song plays through the speakers in this shuttle taking me from php to the slh where i currently reside
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Billy Joel is short for Billiards Joeline
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Billy Joel is short for Billiards Joeline
i quit smoking cigarettes again btw
November 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i quit smoking cigarettes again btw
a big chunk of this is people who are so cowardly that they outsource the abuse of their children to crooks and con artists (see also conversion therapy)
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
a big chunk of this is people who are so cowardly that they outsource the abuse of their children to crooks and con artists (see also conversion therapy)
one of several instances where “what would carmela soprano do” is a life philosophy that will serve you well
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
one of several instances where “what would carmela soprano do” is a life philosophy that will serve you well
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Kill All Dogs Now
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Kill All Dogs Now
overheard a speakerphone conversation about someone whose cum smells “like rags” and i laughed so hard and so abruptly that i startled her and she put in her earphones
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
overheard a speakerphone conversation about someone whose cum smells “like rags” and i laughed so hard and so abruptly that i startled her and she put in her earphones
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
Well, not only has my day job not paid me in over a calendar month, they’re also expecting me to be the singular employee on staff, both back and front of house, for a full service sit down restaurant that also does online orders. So I might need to quit before lining something else up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
zoomers are obsessed with the shittiest soundcloud rap i have ever heard. good for them but never ever let them have the aux
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
zoomers are obsessed with the shittiest soundcloud rap i have ever heard. good for them but never ever let them have the aux
i keep getting invited to AA meetings even though i am not an alcoholic. i think i might be getting profiled based on my first name
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i keep getting invited to AA meetings even though i am not an alcoholic. i think i might be getting profiled based on my first name
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An unintended boon of wider PrEP uptake is that I no longer have to hear the term "fluid bonding"
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
An unintended boon of wider PrEP uptake is that I no longer have to hear the term "fluid bonding"
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Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Im sorry I called you 'spiritually Israeli' when my blood sugar was low