sean (they/them) 🇵🇸
@stringtheory.bsky.social
capybara enthusiast, them-about-town, and literal doctor
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i know that i normally log on and act like a huge bitch but im trying to improve the way i relate to myself and others so if i act like a bitch you can tell me to stop
i would rather personally experience the entire saw franchise than watch even a moment of friends
January 20, 2026 at 7:10 AM
i would rather personally experience the entire saw franchise than watch even a moment of friends
this is probably my favorite thing he ever did
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
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January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
this is probably my favorite thing he ever did
inception
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 5:03 PM
inception
guy who gets mad when “shit your pants” doesnt work as a chatgpt command
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 AM
guy who gets mad when “shit your pants” doesnt work as a chatgpt command
tremendous book that anybody who likes eerieness should read
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
January 12, 2026 at 9:15 PM
tremendous book that anybody who likes eerieness should read
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Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Hey Bluesky peeps, could you help spread the word?
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
My Shirley Jackson Award-nominated gothic fiction book THE ATROCITIES is on sale today for $1.99 on Kindle. I have no idea how long this sale will last.
www.amazon.com/Atrocities-J...
finally tried one of these. theyre fucking great
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
January 12, 2026 at 5:20 AM
finally tried one of these. theyre fucking great
“we need to kill god because god is actually bad” — final fantasy tactics
January 11, 2026 at 8:13 PM
“we need to kill god because god is actually bad” — final fantasy tactics
agree to disagree
One more thing: *pussy, not "pussie".
January 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
agree to disagree
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
January 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
made a double batch of the seriouseats brown butter chocolate chip cookie recipe with both bittersweet and semi-sweet chocolate
sad that the fibre co is winding down operations. they make some of my favorite yarns
January 8, 2026 at 8:21 PM
sad that the fibre co is winding down operations. they make some of my favorite yarns
software can never make the world better, only worse
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
software can never make the world better, only worse
applied to two jobs today, please clap
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
applied to two jobs today, please clap
we should get rid of the whole department of homeland security while we’re at it
January 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
we should get rid of the whole department of homeland security while we’re at it
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2026 affirmations 👏
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
2026 affirmations 👏
i love that people who hate and want only bad things for people who live in my community get an absolute veto over any attempt to improve quality of life in the place where i live for some reason
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
i love that people who hate and want only bad things for people who live in my community get an absolute veto over any attempt to improve quality of life in the place where i live for some reason
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
just saw a reddit post where someone said the haunting of hill house was the worst book they read in 2025. if i believed for a second that were true (it is not; that same poster has also posted about reading the chuck wendig creepypasta book), i would be offended.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 PM
just saw a reddit post where someone said the haunting of hill house was the worst book they read in 2025. if i believed for a second that were true (it is not; that same poster has also posted about reading the chuck wendig creepypasta book), i would be offended.
straight men, welcome to homosexuality
December 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
straight men, welcome to homosexuality
i love when bad things happen to brett kavanaugh
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i love when bad things happen to brett kavanaugh
giving serious thought to transforming into the black waltz from final fantasy ix
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
giving serious thought to transforming into the black waltz from final fantasy ix
sitting in my psychiatrist’s waiting room and thinking about becoming an armor guy
December 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
sitting in my psychiatrist’s waiting room and thinking about becoming an armor guy
i have decided to upgrade gwen stefani from mere foe to full-blown enemy
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i have decided to upgrade gwen stefani from mere foe to full-blown enemy
the hottest of all possible topics
December 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
the hottest of all possible topics
saw marty supreme. it was insanely stressful and four hours long. i think it should win a golden globe or two
December 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
saw marty supreme. it was insanely stressful and four hours long. i think it should win a golden globe or two