Gyro Protagonist
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Master, apprentice, Heartborne, Seventh Seeker, warrior, disciple, in me - the Wishmaster
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Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/
Facebook feed is mostly speculation posts about Stranger Things written in the cadence of Occupy Democrats posts. Vecna is STEALING KIDS. Tell Hopper and Eleven to VOTE NO on STEALING KIDS
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Facebook feed is mostly speculation posts about Stranger Things written in the cadence of Occupy Democrats posts. Vecna is STEALING KIDS. Tell Hopper and Eleven to VOTE NO on STEALING KIDS
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Sick of seeing people around Christmastime platform Th* Gr*nch 🙄
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Sick of seeing people around Christmastime platform Th* Gr*nch 🙄
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Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Apparently the White House is freaking out as people are posting this photo of beloved character actor Richard Kind to all platforms just doing my part feel free to do yours.
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
My top four favorite albums from this year
December 3, 2025 at 12:19 PM
My top four favorite albums from this year
Sally, when the wine runs out
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Sally, when the wine runs out
MTV’s True Life: My Cat and Kash Patel Are Spiritually Brothers
December 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
MTV’s True Life: My Cat and Kash Patel Are Spiritually Brothers
Early reviews of Metroid Prime 4 are looking good
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Early reviews of Metroid Prime 4 are looking good
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yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
The color combo for Samus' Prime 4 suit might make it my favorite look for her ever. Its so sick.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
yall we got that cali purp come check these hairs out. damn son these nugs look like the metroid motorcycle
Why is he posing like Eleven in every season finale of Stranger Things
At least six states have implemented new congressional maps this year in an effort to swing or improve the Republican majority in the House.
DeSantis Says Florida Will Redraw Congressional Lines In Spring, Report Says
At least six states have implemented new congressional maps this year in an effort to swing or improve the Republican majority in the House.
www.forbes.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Why is he posing like Eleven in every season finale of Stranger Things
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doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
doctor: are you sure? he will get bigger
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
mrs. cratchit: we’re naming him tiny tim
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her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
November 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
her: i consent
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
him: i consent
the voiceover intro from ninja gaiden: the evil dark dragon blade. a legendary sword. said to have been carved out of the bones of a black dragon
I dunno what it feels like to consult forbidden esoteric knowledge to my own detriment like in Lovecraftian horror but I bet it feels like when I found out about IMDb and immediately used it to find out what the bottom half of Home Improvement Wilson’s face looked like
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I dunno what it feels like to consult forbidden esoteric knowledge to my own detriment like in Lovecraftian horror but I bet it feels like when I found out about IMDb and immediately used it to find out what the bottom half of Home Improvement Wilson’s face looked like
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ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ANXIETY: Nothing in your life will ever go right
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
DEPRESSION: You’re worthless and you’ll always be alone
GUY WHO REALLY LIKED MAXIMO GHOSTS TO GLORY FOR PS2: Capcom should make another Maximo game. I’d buy it
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
After being introduced to ‘00s teen dramas by my wife I’m not entertaining the “Stranger Things kids are old” stuff anymore. First Season OC Ryan Atwood was 25!!!
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
After being introduced to ‘00s teen dramas by my wife I’m not entertaining the “Stranger Things kids are old” stuff anymore. First Season OC Ryan Atwood was 25!!!
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If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
If The Green Knight appeared before me and my uncle and his friends and promised that whatever I did to him he would repay me in one years time I would simply give him an ice cold Modelo Especial.
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![post from twitter by @pyrameadhead:
[a picture of ricky from trailer park boys edited with the blue spice eyes from dune]
Corey, Trevor, spice, go. Listen, if I gotta go to war with the Heinekens, I gotta be high. I'm the Quiznos hat rack so what I say goes.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7w73qep6gaf3udcp27n7oxcc/bafkreignd3cswcrmgsgf2x7xsefiz7vpcjrdurikpnnbwzjzbuoisotghi@jpeg)
Upgraded my monitor and am now seeing a 180 Hz refresh for the first time
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Upgraded my monitor and am now seeing a 180 Hz refresh for the first time
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I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
James Bond 26: Everything We Know About The Next 007 Movie
Everything we know about James Bond 26!
screenrant.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think the new Bond film should have a demontwink villain named Bussy Galore
Tomorrow is his day
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tomorrow is his day