Justin R. Reed
@stephencolbert27.bsky.social
Perpetually exhausted night shifter. Disturbingly interested in Tolkien and the American Civil War, among other things. Chicago based. He/him. Bi.
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I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Costco switched out the beer cheese and mustard dips in the Pretzel bites for a queso blanco sauce
I am enraged
I am enraged
February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Costco switched out the beer cheese and mustard dips in the Pretzel bites for a queso blanco sauce
I am enraged
I am enraged
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I love baseball
maybe the greatest pitch frame in baseball history
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 AM
I love baseball
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Oh.
That doesn’t seem right
That doesn’t seem right
September 18, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Oh.
That doesn’t seem right
That doesn’t seem right
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Go off Samwise
Sean Astin Elected To Succeed Fran Drescher As SAG-AFTRA National President; Michelle Hurd Wins Secretary-Treasurer
Sean Astin has been elected to serve as the next president of SAG-AFTRA, succeeding Fran Drescher
deadline.com
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Go off Samwise
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LOL timeline cleanse (and actually i am not insignificantly jealous) via depsidase on tumblr
September 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
LOL timeline cleanse (and actually i am not insignificantly jealous) via depsidase on tumblr
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Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Biblically accurate Furby, be not afraid
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FLIP comes out Sept 23rd and I'M GOING ON TOUR THIS FALL TO PROMOTE IT!!! ✨ (And this is missing 2 stops that I can't announce yet. @_@) Am I coming to your city?
✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨
✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨
August 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
FLIP comes out Sept 23rd and I'M GOING ON TOUR THIS FALL TO PROMOTE IT!!! ✨ (And this is missing 2 stops that I can't announce yet. @_@) Am I coming to your city?
✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨
✨ ngoziu.com/events ✨
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The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies
August 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The NL West is incredible, 4 out of 5 teams have a positive run differential but the combined run differential is -200 thanks to the Rockies
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"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
July 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
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Turning on the light to Tuesday. Today's sunrise in Chicago.
July 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Turning on the light to Tuesday. Today's sunrise in Chicago.
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I think about this all the time
July 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I think about this all the time
No cheating, post your lockscreen
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
No cheating, post your lockscreen
Stephen A Smith having Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams on his show is a fever dream. What world is this
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Stephen A Smith having Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams on his show is a fever dream. What world is this
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The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The world is very bad, but I found a squirrel that looks like Napoleon
27 was the number I wore in youth sports. That's how long I've used this handle lol.
Wake up, babe. New other John Lewis just dropped.
I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
27 was the number I wore in youth sports. That's how long I've used this handle lol.
I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.
July 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I am not Stephen Colbert. Just a fan who adopted his name as an Playstation handle 17 years ago and kept it for everything else. Please do not @ me with things pertaining to Mr. Colbert or his show.
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I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.
July 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I saw this in Tumblr years ago and it's been living in my head. I've never been able to find it again so I remade it myself.
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Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
May 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Ok so I didn’t really need that in my adult beverage but thanks for sharing
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there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
May 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
there has to be a better way to phrase a going out of business sale
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Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Learned last night that we’re getting a Netflix miniseries on the Garfield assassination with Michael Shannon as Garfield and Nick Offerman as Chester A. Arthur, and how are we not all talking about this? www.netflix.com/tudum/articl...
Completely idiotic decision by the NHL to black out any game with Ovi. One goal away from setting the record and people in Chicago can't watch it unless they have the extra special NHL package.
April 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Completely idiotic decision by the NHL to black out any game with Ovi. One goal away from setting the record and people in Chicago can't watch it unless they have the extra special NHL package.
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hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas
February 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas