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The Blair Bitch

@darlingstarling.bsky.social

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · Jul 29

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 4h

Oooooh

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 14h

Don't really love donuts but will cut a bitch for a good apple cider donut

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 17h

Where are the techbros on this one?????

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 18h

When my dishwasher is full, I think I should just be able to start putting dirty dishes in the laundry machine. What's even the difference really.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 18h

These people are fucking monsters

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 18h

Fuckin love him

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

What happens if he actually scores a date?

Her: So, how was your day?

Him, after furiously and furtively typing on his phone for 3 minutes: That question is so engaging and shows a lot of care! Let's delve into the past 12 hours. Together, we can uncover the details--and maybe make a connection!

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

SO SMART

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Sooo cute omg

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

The more Otises (Otisii?) the better!!!

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

I accept all his manifestations

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

My neighbor slept in her car for so long in her driveway today that I was about to go knock on her window or call in a wellness check to make sure she was alive. I try to be compassionate about people, but goddamn, she's a weirdo!

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Gustaue Flavorofhumanfleshbert @cataribartok.bsky.social · 1d

There’s a reason all those occult horror movies are about Catholics and not like…Presbyterians.

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Day 1 will getcha every time!!

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Oh honey!!! Are you ok?

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

He's all out of fluff

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

"Lesbians are great nowadays!"

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 1d

Nooooo 😭😭

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so sorry!!! 💜

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d

Me watching The Haunting of Hill House at 3 PM: "This is atmospheric and creepy, but I don't really find it SCARY."

Me walking through my dark house at 11 PM: "Oh my god please don't let the Bent-Neck Lady get me 😭"

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d

Oh brother

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d

My sister was so worried her dog and cat would not get along. Lol.

A brindle bulldog and a black and white cat snuggle angelically together, asleep

The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 2d

My niece couldn't go out for preschool recess today because of ICE in the area. You know, because fucking Roscoe Village is such a hotbed of criminality. I'm gonna [redacted].

a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .

ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a car that is on fire .

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 3d

The Court concludes he should shut his bitch ass up

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The Blair Bitch @darlingstarling.bsky.social · 3d

Omg 😭