Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. Probably eating pumpkin pie. She/her.
It's been a huge week for micro-penises
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's been a huge week for micro-penises
Oscar and Alex in one place, you say?
a close up of a woman 's face with a pink background
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a pink background
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November 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oscar and Alex in one place, you say?
Yes, you're great at it, I see. Lol.
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Yes, you're great at it, I see. Lol.
You sound absolutely ridiculous. Omg.
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
You sound absolutely ridiculous. Omg.
You're also a fucking moron. Congrats.
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You're also a fucking moron. Congrats.
Stop making up shit. "Oh man" is not misgendering any more than saying "oh brother" when frustrated with oh let's say shitheads arguing in bad faith
November 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Stop making up shit. "Oh man" is not misgendering any more than saying "oh brother" when frustrated with oh let's say shitheads arguing in bad faith
That *did not happen,* you doorknob. They were talking about a totally different person. Omg.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
That *did not happen,* you doorknob. They were talking about a totally different person. Omg.
My eyes!!! Lol.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
My eyes!!! Lol.
I believe in computer nerds and their ability to figure this out in the year 2025 😁
November 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I believe in computer nerds and their ability to figure this out in the year 2025 😁
She's "fleeing the internet" rather than deleting and/or apologizing for her weird mistake. Very cool.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
She's "fleeing the internet" rather than deleting and/or apologizing for her weird mistake. Very cool.
You have read so much into and so far beyond what was posted by anyone in those screenshots to grind your own axe and it's incredibly shitty of you
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You have read so much into and so far beyond what was posted by anyone in those screenshots to grind your own axe and it's incredibly shitty of you
I have never seen so many bad-faith actors and readings in ONE THREAD YES I GET SHOUTY WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING WEIRD AND SHITTY
November 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I have never seen so many bad-faith actors and readings in ONE THREAD YES I GET SHOUTY WHEN PEOPLE ARE BEING WEIRD AND SHITTY
THAT IS NOT WHO THAT WAS ABOUT OMG AYFKM
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
THAT IS NOT WHO THAT WAS ABOUT OMG AYFKM
What an absolutely bizarre assumption!!
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an absolutely bizarre assumption!!
I don't know what you think you're doing here
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I don't know what you think you're doing here
I kinda hate to say it, but I think "Miss Independent" by Ne-Yo fits this bill
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I kinda hate to say it, but I think "Miss Independent" by Ne-Yo fits this bill