Professor Prosecco
@darlingstarling.bsky.social
Working on it. Probably eating pumpkin pie. She/her.
Pinned
"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:
Well it's certainly been a Sunday to remember 😭
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Well it's certainly been a Sunday to remember 😭
I trust everyone is being normal now, yes?
November 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I trust everyone is being normal now, yes?
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People are so dedicated to reading the worst possible meaning into anything anyone else says that’s not immediately exactly what they believe. Everyone else is wrong. You disagree? You must want them to die.
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
People are so dedicated to reading the worst possible meaning into anything anyone else says that’s not immediately exactly what they believe. Everyone else is wrong. You disagree? You must want them to die.
Locked accounts when
November 16, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Locked accounts when
Boy someday hit the weirdo nest with a stick or something because they are buzzing all over the place this morning
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Boy someday hit the weirdo nest with a stick or something because they are buzzing all over the place this morning
I went to an actual mall today that was bustling and seemed to have no empty storefronts and the nostalgia practically throttled me
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I went to an actual mall today that was bustling and seemed to have no empty storefronts and the nostalgia practically throttled me
Didn't realize Laura Loomer had a brand deal with Funko
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Didn't realize Laura Loomer had a brand deal with Funko
He did not alert us to the mouse that hid his dog food in our kitchen drawer. Might have to put him on a performance improvement plan.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
He did not alert us to the mouse that hid his dog food in our kitchen drawer. Might have to put him on a performance improvement plan.
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when all my lovely mutuals are posting selfies:
Peeping On Hotties 2
November 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
when all my lovely mutuals are posting selfies:
I'm so sad about this because I personally enjoyed getting to sleep easily but now I'm too scared to take it and in fact worry I have already taken it too much newsroom.heart.org/news/long-te...
Long-term use of melatonin supplements to support sleep may have negative health effects
Research Highlights: A review of 5 years of health records for more than 130,000 adults with insomnia who had used melatonin for at least a year found they were more likely to be diagnosed with heart ...
newsroom.heart.org
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I'm so sad about this because I personally enjoyed getting to sleep easily but now I'm too scared to take it and in fact worry I have already taken it too much newsroom.heart.org/news/long-te...
Accidentally blasting Doechii from my office. ENJOY, COLLEAGUES.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Accidentally blasting Doechii from my office. ENJOY, COLLEAGUES.
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Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Karoline Leavitt standing in front of her sole job description
God electing my insurance stresses me out so much every year like what if I fuck it up somehow and no one in my family is covered???
November 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God electing my insurance stresses me out so much every year like what if I fuck it up somehow and no one in my family is covered???
Repost with an iconic fictional band
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Repost with an iconic fictional band
This was so vivifying. My spirit and heart feel truly renewed. I haven't often experienced such deep awe. And like a true Midwesterner, I was out in just my nightgown, bathrobe, shoes, and a hat in windy 32° weather for most of it.
She came back for an encore!!!
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
This was so vivifying. My spirit and heart feel truly renewed. I haven't often experienced such deep awe. And like a true Midwesterner, I was out in just my nightgown, bathrobe, shoes, and a hat in windy 32° weather for most of it.
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Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Seeing some beautiful photos of aurorae tonight, so here's a reminder that other planets get them, too!
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
This is Saturn, with aurorae visible at both poles in this UV image from Hubble's Space Telescope Imaging Spectrograph, taken in October 1997 when the planet was 1.3 billion km away.
She came back for an encore!!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
She came back for an encore!!!
I'm speechless. The wonder of the universe was in my backyard 😭
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I'm speechless. The wonder of the universe was in my backyard 😭
Northern Lights!!!! 😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Northern Lights!!!! 😭😭
Can't stop laughing at Ethan being relegated to the end and looking so awkward. What did you expect, Boq??
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Can't stop laughing at Ethan being relegated to the end and looking so awkward. What did you expect, Boq??
My friend Jessica is competing on Jeopardy tonight if you happen to catch it!
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My friend Jessica is competing on Jeopardy tonight if you happen to catch it!
Shout out to the veteran at my kids' school assembly today who very pointedly said in his speech that America is a nation of immigrants, a melting pot, and the students should be proud of that
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shout out to the veteran at my kids' school assembly today who very pointedly said in his speech that America is a nation of immigrants, a melting pot, and the students should be proud of that
Well this was extremely unpleasant and pretty painful 😃😃 They hooked up the needles to electrodes and zapped me, which I did not expect from what I had read about it. Oh well.
I'm getting dry needled on Monday. Having a hard time choosing which dirty joke to post about it. So many options!
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well this was extremely unpleasant and pretty painful 😃😃 They hooked up the needles to electrodes and zapped me, which I did not expect from what I had read about it. Oh well.
As always: Fuck you, Kim Davis! LMAO. And your quiverfull hair and stare. Blech.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
As always: Fuck you, Kim Davis! LMAO. And your quiverfull hair and stare. Blech.
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Oh to be a puppy cozied up next to the first fire of the season