Stebe
@stebe.myatproto.social
Libraryman, miniature painter, lighthouse enthusiast, the AllSlut
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
I am the rocks upon the eternal shore; crash against me and be broken.
Dude’s got the Veruca Salt dip in
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Dude’s got the Veruca Salt dip in
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
December 18, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reports say Dr Ruth came back to life and is talking about something called “Dark Sex”
Not President Rapist! After the terrible news about President War Crimes, President War Crimes Junior, President Genocide, and President Pedophile I just don’t know who to trust any more.
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Not President Rapist! After the terrible news about President War Crimes, President War Crimes Junior, President Genocide, and President Pedophile I just don’t know who to trust any more.
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tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
tv volume has to be an even number because i have 2 ears. if it were odd where would the extra one even go
Some people call it a rut but I prefer to think of it as a cozy ditch I don’t mind staying in
December 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Some people call it a rut but I prefer to think of it as a cozy ditch I don’t mind staying in
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if you just live your life by taking the opposite stance of conor friedersdorf on nearly every issue you'll do pretty well
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you just live your life by taking the opposite stance of conor friedersdorf on nearly every issue you'll do pretty well
They should give the Bennett a Cockney accent in the next Pride & Prejudice adaptation. “Oh, Mr Darcy” but she sounds like a Warhammer Ork.
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
They should give the Bennett a Cockney accent in the next Pride & Prejudice adaptation. “Oh, Mr Darcy” but she sounds like a Warhammer Ork.
*stephen miller walking into the Oval Office with a copy of the first book in his arms, has not read the sequels* Mr President I have had an idea
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
*stephen miller walking into the Oval Office with a copy of the first book in his arms, has not read the sequels* Mr President I have had an idea
At this point if you work at the NYT and you weren’t involved with a notorious sex trafficker or pedophile you’re a bit of an outlier
December 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At this point if you work at the NYT and you weren’t involved with a notorious sex trafficker or pedophile you’re a bit of an outlier
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Flashing back to six weeks ago when PA Dems were saying how Deadly Super Serious Business it was that these people retain their seats.
Sigh.
Why. Why any of this.
Sigh.
Why. Why any of this.
Pennsylvania Supreme Court rules that there are no 4th Amendment rights in your Google search terms. When you search on Google, you tell them your search terms; the government can get those queries without a warrant. The third-party doctrine applies.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Flashing back to six weeks ago when PA Dems were saying how Deadly Super Serious Business it was that these people retain their seats.
Sigh.
Why. Why any of this.
Sigh.
Why. Why any of this.
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President Pedophile, have you no decency? Do you have no shame, Mr. Child Molester?
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
President Pedophile, have you no decency? Do you have no shame, Mr. Child Molester?
I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER STAND IN THE FREEZING COLD AND FILL MY LUNGS WITH SLOW ACTING POISON THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH “THE PUBLIC”
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER STAND IN THE FREEZING COLD AND FILL MY LUNGS WITH SLOW ACTING POISON THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH “THE PUBLIC”
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We’re just innocent men
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
We’re just innocent men
in the 5th movie, Benoit Blanc teams up with Gambit from the X-men to solve a heist that it turns out Gambit did and forgot about
December 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
in the 5th movie, Benoit Blanc teams up with Gambit from the X-men to solve a heist that it turns out Gambit did and forgot about
Luckily I'm here and I already have a Knives Out 4 idea:
we start with Benoit Blanc
THEN
every character we meet
has a progressively heavier
and heavier
southern accent
Rian call me
we start with Benoit Blanc
THEN
every character we meet
has a progressively heavier
and heavier
southern accent
Rian call me
Rian Johnson says he has some conceptual ideas for ‘KNIVES OUT 4’
“I don’t have actual concrete ideas. I don’t have a theme yet, I don’t have a location. It’s really pretty vague”
(Source: ew.com/knives-out-4...)
“I don’t have actual concrete ideas. I don’t have a theme yet, I don’t have a location. It’s really pretty vague”
(Source: ew.com/knives-out-4...)
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Luckily I'm here and I already have a Knives Out 4 idea:
we start with Benoit Blanc
THEN
every character we meet
has a progressively heavier
and heavier
southern accent
Rian call me
we start with Benoit Blanc
THEN
every character we meet
has a progressively heavier
and heavier
southern accent
Rian call me
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suckin dick yeehaw!!!
Kissing her neck
December 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
suckin dick yeehaw!!!
Illegal! You’re not allowed to do this!!
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Illegal! You’re not allowed to do this!!
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Got a meeting with some birds today.
December 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Got a meeting with some birds today.
It was lovely to know all of you, but this terrifying portal coruscating with violent energies is calling me Home
December 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It was lovely to know all of you, but this terrifying portal coruscating with violent energies is calling me Home
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2026 seems like a futuristic enough year we should all just start saying stuff like “yall serving the Primarch?!”
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
2026 seems like a futuristic enough year we should all just start saying stuff like “yall serving the Primarch?!”